Dig, I know what you mean. I feel better with things off the table as well. Btw, don't forget you are only half paid up. Imagine that? I can remember money when I'm buzzed. And yet, I can. Guess that tells you where my values are. hehe

Seriously though, Dig. We'll get you squared away with Chadworth and Mike and such in a week, figure out where we are, and get everything finished as fast and as accurately as we can. You can count on that!

Masked Man, what do I think of you when I'm sober? hehe

Quadratics? Sounds like math symbols floating in water. Yuck! :)

Thanks, man! Practice makes perfect I guess! hehe

Ok, about 10-15 minutes left. I'm starting to feel more sober already. But I'll keep to my promise. So .... Any more questions?

Come on, Lens. You know you want to. :)

I have no doubt bro, you're one of the good guys ;)

Well, I'm sure you know me better as StuartD on your icq list.

Speaking of which, I have no idea if you'll remember tomorrow, but if you do... hit me up on icq please :)

I am going to paste this question that I made from another thread....


There's this guy that I am talking to, he is my best friend's brother, and he claims that because he masturbates too much and delayed losing his virginity until he was 24 years old, that it somehow caused him to become impotent and ill. He had to quit going to college because of this, and he even had MRI's done, blood tests, brain scans and the doctors say that nothing is wrong with him.

I have been having a crush on this dude for the last year or so and we only started talking on the phone recently and he's opening up to me. I like him A LOT, but I think that he is weird because he is CONVINCED that not having sex is what caused him to become ill and impotent. He claims it has something to do with sexual exhaustion from over masturbation PLUS excessive wieght lifting that caused this and the toxins from his bodies are not being released... Or something weird like that... And he told his family that he thinks he is going to die because he has constant pain...

Has anyone EVER heard of anything like this? Is this real? What is wrong with this dude?

Also he doesn't believe in western medicine, instead he ordered some weird medicine from this guy on line Dr Lin, who is not even a real doctor with no medical credentials...

And I really want to help him.... He ordered the "medical creams" from this whacked out site
http://actionlove.com/
He gets all of his ideas from that website.. Can you please look at it and tell me your opinions?

IMHO, this is a quack doctor, or a scam... site is totally unprofessional and talks about the weirdest shit... The guy is not even a doctor but an engineer... It looks like someone just trying to sell their creams, not legit at all.

Also, I have a feeling it might be psychological... The guy I am talking to might be a little bit Schizophrenic because he says things like "there are ways that you can stay healthy but the doctors all ban together and don't want us to know the truth"... It's like he thinks people are always against him or something...

He's a FINE guy and cute but God, what is wrong with him? I am not kidding, he really thinks this stuff is true...

Dig, thanks bro! Appreciate it! (Btw, we may be closer than I thought. Just read an email saying it was done, but they were waiting for Mike to test it out. But, having said that, I'd rather wait until I read again in the morning after a few cups of coffee to be sure.) Either way, I'll hit you up in ICQ in the afternoon after I check things out, to be certain.

Stuart!!!!! How goes it, bro? Cool, let's talk manana then. :) (I was wondering who the hell you were! hehe)

phogirl69, er, yeah, get him to a shrink and fast.

Also, he has other symptoms as well, he did not just quit school because his penis stopped working. He said he is tired all the time, and he has a constant headache and doesn't feel good.

He think it's the combo of no sex, and too much weight lifting and too much masturbation that caused him to get ill. Has anyone ever heard of anything like this. He also mentions something about "prostaglandin 1" and "acetylcholinge" or something like that, sometimes I'm not really sure what he is talking about...

I am thinking it could be pshychological because I found brochures about depression and schizophrenia in his place...
Or could be just performance anxiety, or he could be afraid of real intimacy.. Don't ask me how but I have a feeling he lost it too a hooker...

Ok, the sobriety seems to have just about kicked in.

Ah, well. Was fun while it lasted. :winkwink:

:)

Lens, I could answer that for you, but it'll cost a lot of $$$$ and beings I'm on good terms with both Meatman and Nick, I still might not tell everything (out of respect to both of them)

50 biatch!

I missed all the fun...

ANAL ?