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KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:40 PM

Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

Napolean · 07-14-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

maybe she was flashing the dog?

BradM · 07-14-2004, 05:42 PM

*adds to list of blackmail material*

excellent

doober · 07-14-2004, 05:42 PM

nice, you gotta love those horny housewives!

Spunky · 07-14-2004, 05:42 PM

She want's the lil KRL...go give her the salami

Sosa · 07-14-2004, 05:43 PM

she was just saying hi in her own way

KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Napolean
maybe she was flashing the dog?

Thanks!

07-14-2004, 05:43 PM

This thread is useless without pictures!

StuartD · 07-14-2004, 05:44 PM

And the first thing you thought of was "dammit... I wish I had my camera!"

right?

polish_aristocrat · 07-14-2004, 05:44 PM

Maybe she knows you're the famous KRL

IPK · 07-14-2004, 05:45 PM

Yeah right! More like you were sitting on a tree branch waiting for her to change!

KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
This thread is useless without pictures!

Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

Joesho · 07-14-2004, 05:48 PM

big titties?

Webby · 07-14-2004, 05:48 PM

KRL

Call the law - this obscene conduct can't be tolerated

italianninja · 07-14-2004, 05:48 PM

why didnt you flash back?

sickkittens · 07-14-2004, 05:51 PM

What? No pics? Next time bang her.

KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by italianninja
why didnt you flash back?

My dog lifted his leg and was doing a squirt at the time.

wyldblyss · 07-14-2004, 05:51 PM

Take your bloody camera next time...sheesh

emthree · 07-14-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

Kindly go post the url to this thread on her door, so she can comment then post tittay pics. I think she's a naughty neighbour who knows what you do

07-14-2004, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

Time to look into purchasing some streetblowjobs glasses! You never know when you'll have the next photo op!

KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:55 PM

Have any of the gals here done something like this to tease a guy who was your neighbor who you knew?

Spunky · 07-14-2004, 05:56 PM

Get the construction worker rubbed out and go console her(if she's hot)

KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:56 PM

I think I'll go walk my dog again.

Actually heading out for dinner. See you guys later.

KRL · 07-14-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Get the construction worker rubbed out and go console her(if she's hot)

He's a contractor and 6' 4" at least. I'm only 5' 10".

fatal attraction · 07-14-2004, 06:00 PM

She wants you!

pure energy · 07-14-2004, 06:07 PM

next time test the theory without the dog ok...

OzMan · 07-14-2004, 06:22 PM

Always carry one of those slim Sony 5mp cameras in your pocket so you can get a quick shot with one hand while still holding the dog's leash.

You know like in that Steven Tyler commercial.

pornJester · 07-14-2004, 06:24 PM

Nice, you should walk the dog more often

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-14-2004, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

I have similar phantasies when beating off, there is nothing wrong with you.

dirtysouth · 07-14-2004, 06:47 PM

Nice! Red wine does that to milfs.

jimmyf · 07-14-2004, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by IPK
Yeah right! More like you were sitting on a tree branch waiting for her to change!

jade_dragon · 07-14-2004, 06:51 PM

maybe she has a thing for tempting guys and then watching her husband go into a jealous rage and beat the shit out of them.....

warlock667 · 07-14-2004, 06:51 PM

Yeah, she probably thought you were being a perv peeping Tom.. She actually didn't see you til after she dropped the towel. Cops are stopping by right about now...

Pornwolf · 07-14-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

I think it would be a good idea for you to just pretend you are Stevie Wonder and go blind when she walks by.

There's something about guys in the construction business that makes it a bad idea to fuck their wives.

xxxdesign-net · 07-14-2004, 07:01 PM

swingers

sumphatpimp · 07-14-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

good start for a movie, or a sexual fantasy.
what happened after the blinds closed?
did she get out her vibratior or dildo and retire to the bed to take care of business?
did KRL slip in the backdoor and finish what she started?
hmmmmmmm?
did the husband come home and catch them in the act?
were there shots fired?

I dare you people to build on this.
don't think you can do it.

reynold · 07-14-2004, 07:07 PM

there are lessons learned in there

1. Always bring your camera
2. your dog is hot...LOL
3. Your neighbor's wife does not get laid often
4 You can bang her next time!!!

BlueQuartz · 07-14-2004, 07:09 PM

beemk · 07-14-2004, 07:09 PM

do you talk to her very often?

some girls get off on that kinda stuff?

KRL · 07-14-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
do you talk to her very often?

some girls get off on that kinda stuff?

Just the usual quick neighbor type talk like Hi how are you and saying hello when dog walking.

I think women get friskier and more daring as they get older, especially if their husbands work long hours.

I would never even think about doing a neighbor's wife. That's just asking for trouble.

Rankings · 07-14-2004, 08:34 PM

lucky you

BlueDesignStudios · 07-14-2004, 08:49 PM

this thread needs pics

twistyneck · 07-14-2004, 08:51 PM

What a load of bullshit. I can't believe that you idiots fall for these stories.

dready · 07-14-2004, 08:58 PM

I like her sense of humour!

Big Cheese · 07-14-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
go console her(if she's hot)

Damn, I've been drinking more than I thought.

I read"console" as in 'exit' console. Thought you were talkin about doin the cornhole.

What the hell, do that too

jade_dragon · 07-14-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
What a load of bullshit. I can't believe that you idiots fall for these stories.

it could be but it could not be, it is not out of the question that it happened.

TaDoW · 07-14-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Napolean
maybe she was flashing the dog?

or her husband was across the street behind you...

EZRhino · 07-14-2004, 09:27 PM

Tap that MILF, I'll be disapointed if you dont

Spunky · 07-14-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
What a load of bullshit. I can't believe that you idiots fall for these stories.

That has never happened to you?...maybe one day son

FlyingIguana · 07-14-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

maybe she was flashing your dog?

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