Funniest porn/sex name defenitons!!!

[DavieVegas]

btw i can see i mispelled definitions...so dont hate about that petty stuff please..

The Carpet Cleaner

While fucking a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

Dog In A Bathtub

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Hogging

While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.

The Juanita Special Bean Dip

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips

ok i fucking had to post some of these..hahaha this is the finneist shit iv ever heard..I can getmore so let me know if you want me to post more. If you dont get a kick out of this as much as i do then I wont post em..

Thanks to slapass

[MetaMan]

let me guess u have never actually had sex?

[DavieVegas]

Originally posted by MetaMan
let me guess u have never actually had sex?

ya dude your right...how did u guess? ignorance..gota luv it

[Manowar]

I dont think i'd try any of them, sure fire way to get your nuts kicked in.

[DavieVegas]

Originally posted by Manowar
I dont think i'd try any of them, sure fire way to get your nuts kicked in.

ok whats wrong with u people? did iever say to try them? Or that iv ever tried em..I got em from a dictionary..Those of you who dont have sense of humors i guess dont understand this...Its meant for laughs like most threads are thanks