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Doctor Dre 07-15-2004 07:51 PM

50 suicidal mofos

Theo 07-15-2004 08:08 PM

one month mcdonalds diet and you are history :)

SilverTab 07-15-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
climbing accident with people around.
this one seems like a good idea...

driving off a cliff on a raining day can be good too...ice would be even better, depending on where your story is located...

HitMePlse 07-15-2004 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy
I was thinking that might work well too, but then thought, unless there is some break/streaks on the road wouldn't the police/whoever think that it was done on purpose? so would it be best to speed up then skid off that cliff?


hmmmm



Take this idea but have the person come from the other direction and skid then head down the road turn around and then come full force skidding as he slides off the cliff.

HitMePlse 07-15-2004 08:26 PM

How about injecting a blood clotting agent into his vein. by the time the blood stops flowing he should have enough time to dispose of the needle and make it look like an accident.

BeHeadR 07-15-2004 08:31 PM

eat pie

asuna 07-15-2004 08:31 PM

someone is gonna send this thread to the cops, and they are gonna pick your ass up QUICK!

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
someone is gonna send this thread to the cops, and they are gonna pick your ass up QUICK!

for doing some research in the process of writing a short story?


chaa, right...that's lame...


of course this is the Land of the Free right? haha

SureFire 07-15-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
one month mcdonalds diet and you are history :)
:)

Jonathan Quarkschowski 07-15-2004 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....
how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?

Am I the only one here that thinks this guy is not writting a book at all, but i trying to kill somone and uses GFY to find the best way to kill his enemy???

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
Am I the only one here that thinks this guy is not writting a book at all, but i trying to kill somone and uses GFY to find the best way to kill his enemy???


oooo, some conspiracy theory....if you knew me you'd be laughing at that one...


enemies? I got those where...show meh...

I must have not been introduced to them yet :)

pood 07-15-2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....


how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?

i think someones depressed ;)

plug a light socket when you're wet? you'll just look stupid and dead....

SureFire 07-15-2004 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....


how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?


I believe if you did some research, lots of famous artist and writers choose the drunk driving car accident as the way out.

A party and winding roads with guest afterward saying ?it was common knowledge that he was depressed but that was months ago and he was the life of the party when I saw him. Yes, he was drinking but he was his old self again.? (something like that)

FlyingIguana 07-15-2004 09:47 PM

what about those wack jobs that jerk off and try to hang themselves or something? that'll look like an accident

woj 07-15-2004 10:56 PM

put on a walkman at high volume, and then get run over by a train/truck...

put on a bussiness outfit (with a long tie) and then while checking if you have enough oil in the engine, accidently let your tie get caught into a fan...

same as above, but with something more powerful, some industrial equipment perhaps...

stevo 07-15-2004 11:13 PM

The top ten causes of accidental death in America:
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/topte...dentsFULL.html

goBigtime 07-15-2004 11:33 PM

If you want you're character to have some fun before he goes...

Have him drive to the hood and try rob a crack dealer at knife-point.

woj 07-15-2004 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
If you want you're character to have some fun before he goes...

Have him drive to the hood and try rob a crack dealer at knife-point.

heh heh :thumbsup

Shortbread 07-15-2004 11:53 PM

Maybe a car can go off a bridge or something?

johnbosh 07-15-2004 11:53 PM

make him very tired and then drive to a tree

tical 07-16-2004 12:00 AM

aids

sean416 07-16-2004 12:02 AM

http://www.bigleaguebetting.com/sig2.gif


That would do the trick! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dirtydesignz 07-16-2004 02:01 AM

Get fucked by Darren James :winkwink:

chodadog 07-16-2004 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by crockett
slip and fall in the shower with a fleshlight
Jesus christ. :1orglaugh

reynold 07-16-2004 03:13 AM

just checking whom of you has the capability to commit suicide!!!


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