Greg B

Real life, movies, comic books etc. What's the funniest ass kicking you've ever seen?

Mine is from real life. During Kung Fu tournament our team was asked to observe. We sat in the bleachers facing the central mat and this girl, half the size of her apponent couldn't lay a hand on the guy. She was 17 he was 20 something but both had matching experience. He kept teasing her during the match and got disqualified so she ended up winning the match.

As she walked away to sit with her team, the dude she was fighting got mad and walked over, out of bounds and said something to her we couldn't hear cause we were laughing. Suddenly like a bolt of lighting this girl jumped up and kicked this son of a bitch in his chin, knocked him over and started whippin' on his ass like an owned hotlinker.

Took 4 guys including her Sifu to pull her off his ass. He ended up with a black eye, busted lip, swollen jaw and banned from competition.

It took 3 months to find out what he said to her to piss her off so bad. We were at the Jim Hanley's comic shop in New York and she came in! She started laughing soon as she saw us and asked if we knew what happened. We said no what did he say to piss you off.

He said, " You only won cause the judges could smell your pussy funk. "

She said she had to whip his ass or her mother would have. Found out later her mother is a martial arts expert and a judge.