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07-12-2004, 11:28 PM
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Has your loved ever laughed during sex?
So there I am, with my wife's arms handcuffed above her head, her body smeared with motor oil, and just as I'm shooting off she starts laughing.
This ever happened to anyone here?
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07-12-2004, 11:29 PM
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motor oil?
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07-12-2004, 11:30 PM
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replace motor oil with mayonaise.. then yes!
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07-12-2004, 11:30 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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I laugh all the time. It's fun and can be funny and quite absurd. Why does it have to be so serious?
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07-12-2004, 11:31 PM
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Everytime she see's my little slugger
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07-12-2004, 11:32 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:32 PM
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how can you keep a straight face when you are the one who always wants to wear the bunny ears???
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07-12-2004, 11:33 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:34 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:34 PM
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me and my boy always laugh and talk and make silly comments. it's great not to take stuff too seriously.
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07-12-2004, 11:36 PM
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Handcuffs and motor oil??? That's HOT! pics?
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07-12-2004, 11:37 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:49 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:54 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:54 PM
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i like to come out and say the most inappropriate things possible. two recent ones include
"wait till i get home and tell all your friends about ..." "i guess this means we're friends, right? ... |
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07-12-2004, 11:56 PM
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07-12-2004, 11:57 PM
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I dated a girl who would laugh during her orgasms. She'd close her eyes, chuckle a bit, then there would be this loud laughter while her head was shaking form side to side. I honestly didn't mind. Girls who cry or turn psycho during sex tend to scare me.
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07-12-2004, 11:58 PM
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women sometimes think it can be casual, but when you're with someone you love casual isn't an option.
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07-12-2004, 11:59 PM
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07-13-2004, 12:04 AM
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Cheating on me again ?
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07-13-2004, 12:05 AM
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07-13-2004, 12:06 AM
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07-13-2004, 12:09 AM
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 I didn't mean it is a casual thing, although it can be if you're used to each other and easy going about it. I meant it can be relaxed enough to have fun with it.
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07-13-2004, 12:09 AM
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Pics?
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07-13-2004, 12:29 AM
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07-13-2004, 12:50 AM
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No, your wife never laughs when I am with her just kidding man
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07-13-2004, 12:54 AM
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Motor oil is not good for the skin, cooking oil would be much better.
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07-13-2004, 04:30 AM
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exactly... my ex gf once laughed and I fucking hated it LOL |
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07-13-2004, 04:43 AM
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On many occasions during sex my wife and I have wound up laughing hysterically... because of a really loud squelching noise, or because one of us said something really funny while trying to talk dirty
I love the way a good laugh makes her vagina squeeze and pulsate (Sorry, honey Couldn't think of a better way to describe it). Sex is funny sometimes. It's good to be relaxed enough with someone to laugh about it; but it's not always easy to be that secure.
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07-13-2004, 04:48 AM
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Nickels and Cadillacs.
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07-13-2004, 04:51 AM
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Laughing is a good thing; and the motor oil is not the weirdest thing I have heard of...
(and I swear this was not me), I had a roommate in college, who had been dating this girl for a long time (I think they might have gotten married). Every Saturday night, they would both get shit-faced trashed; she would get more drunk then him and then they would go up to his room and have anal sex. They kept a bucket by the bed for this special weekly night...and then while having the butt sex, she would make herself puke into the bucket. My friend told me that when she would puke, it would tense everything up back there and make his orgasm that much stronger. The oil sounds a whole lot more normal to me... |
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07-13-2004, 04:52 AM
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Girls usually laugh at me right from the moment I drop my pants.
So from then on, it's a comedy show for the entire time because I'd much rather have them laugh at what I have to say.  |
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07-13-2004, 04:59 AM
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 (I think I missed the bucket)
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Rochard. You are special. If Rachel reads this post shes going to be jealous...
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oh man, I'm gonna have to try that one out!
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my wife is very ticklish so sometimes when I touch her, if I move my hand too soft or too slow she gets tickled and laughs hysterically. But its all good.
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Making a girl laugh during sex is a kinder/gentler donkey punch!
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if you can't giggle during sex then it is either being taken too seriously or your mouth is full.
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your O face must be hilarious
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I thijnk it's because she was beside herself with joy!! Or maybe the thought of being tied up covered in motor oil was a funny thing in the moment....I would probably have to chuckle at the thought of it myself!!!
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I have a bad habit of getting the giggles when my husband says something stupid trying to "talk dirty". I know I shouldn't because he's talking less and less now, but some of the stuff is just so funny to me.
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