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BradM · 07-13-2004, 01:44 PM

I'm getting gassy and it has only been an hour.

Don't torture yourself. Avoid burritos.

zdwebber · 07-13-2004, 01:46 PM

That's cool.

candyflip · 07-13-2004, 01:52 PM

The new Taco Bell burrito with the potatoes in it is the shit. Gives me the shits too, but damn it's tasty.

polish_aristocrat · 07-13-2004, 01:53 PM

Rankings · 07-13-2004, 03:01 PM

I have a frozen burrito calling my name right now.lol

samuel · 07-13-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

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hi bobby!!

samuel

Phoenix · 07-13-2004, 03:06 PM

hmm burritos..i just had left over thai food

alexg · 07-13-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

haha

ShellyCrash · 07-13-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
The new Taco Bell burrito with the potatoes in it is the shit. Gives me the shits too, but damn it's tasty.

I'm not really crazy about the potatos at Taco Bell, but the Carmel Apple Empanada is wicked awesome!!

mardigras · 07-13-2004, 03:08 PM

Burritos don't cause shits, they just bring out the shits inside...

mardigras · 07-13-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by ShellyCrash
I'm not really crazy about the potatos at Taco Bell, but the Carmel Apple Empanada is wicked awesome!!

AFAIK they don't have either of those here.

axelcat · 07-13-2004, 03:10 PM

reynold · 07-14-2004, 01:22 AM

hey...i love the taste of burrito!

Lykos · 07-14-2004, 06:32 AM

Good for u

ocho-ocho · 07-14-2004, 06:51 AM

i love burrito

molly_muddblood · 07-14-2004, 07:04 AM

FREE TACO BELL:

1. Call in or visit the drive-thru, and immediately ask to speak to the manager.

2. Explain to them that you are a regular customer and you pick up lunch for your co-workers, and the last time you visited they ruined the order so bad that you ended up having to give a co-worker money to replace his screwed up order.

3. Explain further that you normally get the correct order, and last time they screwed up you didn't say anything, but this time it wouldn't be right not saying anything.

4. Manager may ask what time or date you usually come in. Tell her different times since you work different shifts, then tell her how the last order one of your soda lids wasn't secured tight enough and it spilled all over your other car's brand-new interior.

5. Manager will offer to replace your order for free.

6. Tell manager your order. Make sure it feeds 4-6 people. If you can't memorize it, write it down before-hand so you don't sound like you're making shit up.

7. Get your free food.

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I personally would never commit any low-class activity like that, but all of my friends are broke stoners who feast on unlimited free fast-food like it came from a TGP lol.

Dugan · 07-14-2004, 07:09 AM

For those of you who have seen Anchorman.
"Baxter this Burrito is GREAT, but its so filling"
not funny at all unless you've seen the rest of the scene

Monique Niccole · 07-14-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by molly_muddblood
FREE TACO BELL:

1. Call in or visit the drive-thru, and immediately ask to speak to the manager.

2. Explain to them that you are a regular customer and you pick up lunch for your co-workers, and the last time you visited they ruined the order so bad that you ended up having to give a co-worker money to replace his screwed up order.

3. Explain further that you normally get the correct order, and last time they screwed up you didn't say anything, but this time it wouldn't be right not saying anything.

4. Manager may ask what time or date you usually come in. Tell her different times since you work different shifts, then tell her how the last order one of your soda lids wasn't secured tight enough and it spilled all over your other car's brand-new interior.

5. Manager will offer to replace your order for free.

6. Tell manager your order. Make sure it feeds 4-6 people. If you can't memorize it, write it down before-hand so you don't sound like you're making shit up.

7. Get your free food.

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I personally would never commit any low-class activity like that, but all of my friends are broke stoners who feast on unlimited free fast-food like it came from a TGP lol.

Way too much work for $10 worth of food

Corleone · 07-14-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

=^..^= · 07-14-2004, 07:15 AM

damn i wish taco bell hadnt closed in australia

Corleone · 07-14-2004, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
damn i wish taco bell hadnt closed in australia

we never had a taco bell in europe... all we got was the funny video clip with the chihuahua

damn yo quioro taco bell !

molly_muddblood · 07-14-2004, 07:23 AM

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Way too much work for $10 worth of food

Actually it's $30-$40 worth of food and it only takes 3 minutes, but I agree with you, it's too much work for unhealthy food.

If you can find a scrub friend who is down though, you can make him bring you free food whenever he comes over as a repayment lol. You can hit up 5-6 joints in a row and you'll score enough fast-food to cater a video shoot.

TheWildcard · 07-14-2004, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by zdwebber
That's cool.

07-13-2004, 01:44 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I just ate a burrito. I'm getting gassy and it has only been an hour. Don't torture yourself. Avoid burritos.

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molly_muddblood Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ca$hville, USA (Same 'hood as G-Unit) Posts: 29	FREE TACO BELL: 1. Call in or visit the drive-thru, and immediately ask to speak to the manager. 2. Explain to them that you are a regular customer and you pick up lunch for your co-workers, and the last time you visited they ruined the order so bad that you ended up having to give a co-worker money to replace his screwed up order. 3. Explain further that you normally get the correct order, and last time they screwed up you didn't say anything, but this time it wouldn't be right not saying anything. 4. Manager may ask what time or date you usually come in. Tell her different times since you work different shifts, then tell her how the last order one of your soda lids wasn't secured tight enough and it spilled all over your other car's brand-new interior. 5. Manager will offer to replace your order for free. 6. Tell manager your order. Make sure it feeds 4-6 people. If you can't memorize it, write it down before-hand so you don't sound like you're making shit up. 7. Get your free food. ------------------------------------- I personally would never commit any low-class activity like that, but all of my friends are broke stoners who feast on unlimited free fast-food like it came from a TGP lol. __________________ Graph paper was the original Photoshop. R.I.P. C64, Apple //e, Peek & Poke.

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Dugan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Online Posts: 856	For those of you who have seen Anchorman. "Baxter this Burrito is GREAT, but its so filling" not funny at all unless you've seen the rest of the scene

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