Wanted: Actor to play "Steve Lightspeed" character at conventions - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 07-12-2004, 02:52 PM

I'm getting too old for the "Steve Lightspeed" character, so my solution is to hire a new younger and better looking person to play the role at parties and conventions. I'd like to pass the role like Sean Connery passed along "James Bond".

Please post your resumes here, Internext will be your first appearance, so don't wait! This is a real offer, no joke!

Steve Lightspeed (the 1st)

Roald · 07-12-2004, 02:54 PM

Nice

BradM · 07-12-2004, 02:54 PM

Holy shit this should be good.

Who could possibly pull this off?

Phoenix · 07-12-2004, 02:55 PM

haha..i know some crazy guys who would jump at this...not in porn though

they are just nuts in general

Dugmor · 07-12-2004, 02:55 PM

You should hire a midget !

They are alwasy fun and good for advertising !

SBJ · 07-12-2004, 02:59 PM

well I might be around the same age as you Steve but I think I have a few less grey hairs

kidding

damn would be a cool thing for someone to be you for a convention

Serge Litehead · 07-12-2004, 02:59 PM

hire Lensman

WiredGuy · 07-12-2004, 02:59 PM

Nobody can replace Steve Lightspeed.
WG

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Nobody can replace Steve Lightspeed.
WG

I am the next Steve Lightspeed

emmanuelle · 07-12-2004, 03:00 PM

but Sean Connery is hot and was the best James Bond ever.

stevecore · 07-12-2004, 03:01 PM

The torch should be passed to another Steve *ahem* such as myself!

WiredGuy · 07-12-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
I am the next Steve Lightspeed

And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

SteveLightspeed · 07-12-2004, 03:08 PM

I really don't think anyone will notice, just like no one noticed a new Batman, or the new Darrin on "Bewitched"

There was even a new Ginger on one of the Gilligans Island reunion movies, no one said anything!

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 07-12-2004, 03:12 PM

Can there be a female "Steve Lightspeed"?

Makes for a pretty cool replacement, i'll send in my resume ;)

punker barbie · 07-12-2004, 03:12 PM

bummer is this only open to men?

i think i would make a great "Steve Lightspeed" replacement!!!!

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 07-12-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
bummer is this only open to men?

i think i would make a great "Steve Lightspeed" replacement!!!!

Heh, beat ya

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

They call me Wired ... WiredGuy

Jman · 07-12-2004, 03:14 PM

Steve, let's do a trade.

You be JMan and I'll be Steve Lightspeed at the next show

pxxx · 07-12-2004, 03:14 PM

I surmise blacks are not contenders for this position.

SleazyDream · 07-12-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I really don't think anyone will notice, just like no one noticed a new Batman, or the new Darrin on "Bewitched"

There was even a new Ginger on one of the Gilligans Island reunion movies, no one said anything!

i'd notice

sweetums · 07-12-2004, 03:17 PM

Steve....

Think you should lay out what the role of "Steve Lightspeed" entails.....let 'em know exactly what they're getting themselves into

SleazyDream · 07-12-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Steve, let's do a trade.

You be JMan and I'll be Steve Lightspeed at the next show

outa the frying pan and into the fire

SBJ · 07-12-2004, 03:20 PM

well I think the top choices in this thread are Zoe and Punker (have met both and are class acts!)

But if you don't want one of them let me know where to send my resume

WiredGuy · 07-12-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
They call me Wired ... WiredGuy

Go ahead, watch how many times you get spammed for traffic

WG

punker barbie · 07-12-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
well I think the top choices in this thread are Zoe and Punker (have met both and are class acts!)

But if you don't want one of them let me know where to send my resume

awe, thank you Bob!

I guess its up to Steve........

GonZo · 07-12-2004, 03:21 PM

Free Steve Lightspeed!!!

cherrylula · 07-12-2004, 03:22 PM

You should transform yourself into a woman first, then make the switch.

"Stephanie Lightspeed"

zanycash Pete · 07-12-2004, 03:23 PM

Sounds like a cool gig!

brizzad · 07-12-2004, 03:23 PM

dude i'll be you at conventions

imagine if you hired me, and hearing everyone days after conventions be like.. "wow, did you see steve from lightspeed picking up all the hoes"

Pornkings · 07-12-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

After seeing you on that quad I'm not sure . LOL

SBJ · 07-12-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
awe, thank you Bob!

I guess its up to Steve........

but if you get to be Steve can I play one of the Lightspeed girls and kiss your check in pictures Punker?

Frank The Tank · 07-12-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm getting too old for the "Steve Lightspeed" character, so my solution is to hire a new younger and better looking person to play the role at parties and conventions. I'd like to pass the role like Sean Connery passed along "James Bond".

Please post your resumes here, Internext will be your first appearance, so don't wait! This is a real offer, no joke!

Steve Lightspeed (the 1st)

im Irish, have no problems talking to the hottest of women and leave them hot and wet with my accent and gravely charm and have that Bond type of persona and lifestyle already , you may not want to choose me but you do so at your peril

TinaBallina · 07-12-2004, 03:27 PM

I will notice but I understand....just hope you still find time to talk with me on icq otherwise i will be sad......

hugs,
tina

WiredGuy · 07-12-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
After seeing you on that quad I'm not sure . LOL

I did bounce right back up afterward. The next morning is a whole different story

WG

punker barbie · 07-12-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
but if you get to be Steve can I play one of the Lightspeed girls and kiss your check in pictures Punker?

hahaha of course just make shir you look cute and young please *wink wink*

i think that would be a GREAT picture!

Peaches · 07-12-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
I surmise blacks are not contenders for this position.

Don't make that assumption. A black Steve Lightspeed might be fun

QualityMpegs · 07-12-2004, 03:31 PM

Huggles · 07-12-2004, 03:32 PM

I'll do it only if all the alcohol and other substances are paid for

kak_azn · 07-12-2004, 03:34 PM

<~~~~~21 year old white male 6'2 brown hair brown eyes skinny & loves the gurleys!

SteveLightspeed · 07-12-2004, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
I'll do it only if all the alcohol and other substances are paid for

Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

SBJ · 07-12-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

shit man you are paying for the good stuff there! I so want this job now

Herb Kornfield · 07-12-2004, 03:39 PM

Herb Kornfield master of disguise and also, maker of one hell of a hoagie is always down for impersonating whomever you need impersonated anywhere, anytime.

just dial H on the phone and I'll be there.

gideongallery · 07-12-2004, 03:47 PM

what are the requirements of the job
(are you look for just a male model type, sales person, porn stud etc)

Buddy · 07-12-2004, 03:52 PM

I nominate Ram!

SCOOTER · 07-12-2004, 03:55 PM

I would have to gain a few pounds but I could pull it off.
Send me ICQ Steve.

DirtyDanza · 07-12-2004, 03:56 PM

you could have me.... my dirty danza alter ego could be steve lightspeed

D-Money · 07-12-2004, 03:56 PM

I'll fax my resume over and pluck a few recent greys.

Then I'll need to hire a D$ to take my place.

Rochard · 07-12-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
I nominate Ram!

Oh good God!

Allison · 07-12-2004, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
I nominate Ram!

I second that!

~Alli

Rochard · 07-12-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Allison
I second that!

~Alli

Oh boy......

07-12-2004, 02:52 PM	#1
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SBJ So Fucking Fabulous Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,375	well I might be around the same age as you Steve but I think I have a few less grey hairs kidding damn would be a cool thing for someone to be you for a convention __________________ Chaturbate - Make tons of money from Cams! *Name Silo - Domains under $9 and free ID protect*

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Holy shit this should be good. Who could possibly pull this off?

07-12-2004, 02:59 PM	#7
Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	hire Lensman

07-12-2004, 02:59 PM	#8
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Nobody can replace Steve Lightspeed. WG __________________ I play with Google.

07-12-2004, 03:00 PM	#10
emmanuelle Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oh Canada! Posts: 3,662	but Sean Connery is hot and was the best James Bond ever.

07-12-2004, 03:01 PM	#11
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	The torch should be passed to another Steve ahem such as myself!

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I really don't think anyone will notice, just like no one noticed a new Batman, or the new Darrin on "Bewitched" There was even a new Ginger on one of the Gilligans Island reunion movies, no one said anything! __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Can there be a female "Steve Lightspeed"? Makes for a pretty cool replacement, i'll send in my resume ;) __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

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punker barbie Meow Meow!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 10,226	bummer is this only open to men? i think i would make a great "Steve Lightspeed" replacement!!!! __________________ Chaturbate Affiliate Support: [email protected]

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,767	Steve, let's do a trade. You be JMan and I'll be Steve Lightspeed at the next show __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I surmise blacks are not contenders for this position.

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sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	Steve.... Think you should lay out what the role of "Steve Lightspeed" entails.....let 'em know exactly what they're getting themselves into

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SBJ So Fucking Fabulous Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,375	well I think the top choices in this thread are Zoe and Punker (have met both and are class acts!) But if you don't want one of them let me know where to send my resume __________________ Chaturbate - Make tons of money from Cams! *Name Silo - Domains under $9 and free ID protect*

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	You should transform yourself into a woman first, then make the switch. "Stephanie Lightspeed"

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	dude i'll be you at conventions imagine if you hired me, and hearing everyone days after conventions be like.. "wow, did you see steve from lightspeed picking up all the hoes"

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kak_azn So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: TEXAS BAN Posts: 3,055	<~~~~~21 year old white male 6'2 brown hair brown eyes skinny & loves the gurleys!

07-12-2004, 03:39 PM	#42
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Herb Kornfield master of disguise and also, maker of one hell of a hoagie is always down for impersonating whomever you need impersonated anywhere, anytime. just dial H on the phone and I'll be there.

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SCOOTER Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,010	I would have to gain a few pounds but I could pull it off. Send me ICQ Steve. __________________ Scooter [email protected]

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