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|  07-11-2004, 05:46 PM | #1 | 
| Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 
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				My neighbor is a hooker
			 Men in and out all day and nite.  Not too bad looking   but could use a  few makeup tips from a lady who knows what the fuck shes doing.  Ive never actually spoken to her,  but wonder if she would do some work,   maybe a few vids and some pics for my site.  How do I approach her about it?   Become a paying customer first?    | 
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|  07-11-2004, 05:47 PM | #2 | 
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				 | Strike up a conversation with her...feel her out and then just ask her 
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|  07-11-2004, 05:49 PM | #3 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Toronto 
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				 | Offer her $5 for a blowjob and see from her reaction? BG 
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|  07-11-2004, 05:53 PM | #4 | |
| Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 
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|  07-11-2004, 05:54 PM | #5 | 
| wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY 
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				 | wow having a hooker for a neighbor could be fun... 
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|  07-11-2004, 05:57 PM | #7 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft liquordale FL 
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				 | I had one across the hall at my old apt and she was one busy girl.  She didnt do in calls tho so a driver always came to pick her up.  I sure as hell don't miss that double honk at 2 in the morning.  LMAO  
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|  07-11-2004, 06:08 PM | #8 | 
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				 | Just make sure she has no cyco problems ;) | 
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|  07-11-2004, 06:09 PM | #9 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 
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				 | Take pictures of the guys coming out of her house, then blackmail them. | 
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|  07-11-2004, 06:20 PM | #10 | |
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|  07-11-2004, 08:31 PM | #11 | |
| CLICK HERE Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2002 
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|  07-11-2004, 08:33 PM | #12 | |
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|  07-11-2004, 08:36 PM | #13 | 
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				 | bang her. boneprone did. FF | 
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|  07-11-2004, 08:43 PM | #14 | 
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				 | lucky you 
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|  07-11-2004, 08:49 PM | #15 | 
| want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake 
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				 | go ask her,  and  be sure to wrap that rascle! | 
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|  07-11-2004, 09:18 PM | #16 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. 
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				 | Don't shit where you eat. 
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|  07-11-2004, 09:31 PM | #17 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California 
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				 | Ask her if you can be her pimp   | 
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|  07-11-2004, 09:35 PM | #18 | |
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|  07-11-2004, 11:10 PM | #19 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless 
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				 | Not a good idea to bring that type of thing into the neighborhood... The last think you want is her telling her side of a story in the near by sumpermarket, and the wrong person hearing.. Can cause all types of trouble... 
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|  07-11-2004, 11:13 PM | #20 | |
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|  07-12-2004, 12:12 AM | #21 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2003 
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				 | Show her a preview of "the goods" first!  | 
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|  07-12-2004, 01:55 AM | #22 | 
| Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California 
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				 | It's tempting but don't do it. | 
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