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04-10-2001, 03:24 AM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie
Posts: 5,845
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What would you do
If you could be Lens for a day??
Drive his car flat out Go to the photo shots and chat up the models Make Tanker where a dress to work Pay 8 cents click just cause your nice Well you could do that but what would you do? Bake |
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04-10-2001, 07:52 AM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Valley
Posts: 14,831
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I would give myself a raise, transfer all the companies money into RedShoe's account and go to sleep so I could wake up as me.
What? Am I alone on this? ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com |
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04-10-2001, 08:06 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,434
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No your not alone at this, only it sounds so greedy...
but hey, i won't say i didn't think about it  ------------------ [email protected] 77717734 |
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04-10-2001, 09:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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If I would spend one day as Lens, I would make a subdivision of Amateur Pages & call it Amatuer Erotica. This would be an erotic story site that would provide click-thru & partnership programs. Site content would include erotic poetry, text stories, illustrated text stories, audio stories, illustrated audio stories, mini-movies (not just fuck movies of Dick & Jane but more like Tarzen & Jane), live chat, etc.
Then I would hire me to write some of the poetry & text stories for the rest of my natural life. I would also be advisor to some of the photo shoots used in the illustrated section (there would be more nude amazons with swords & other medieval themes). There would be two clauses in the contract: 1) Lens can't fire me after I sign the contract & 2) $10,000 fee to my surviving relative in case of any foul play. Oh, if you use this idea, Lens, contact me  ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction [This message has been edited by Jamdin (edited 04-10-2001).] |
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04-10-2001, 07:48 PM
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Hall Of Fame
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
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Id tell you all to gofuckyourself!
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04-10-2001, 07:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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Oops, Amateur Erotica is already taken. Hmm, have to think of something else.
------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
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