A few thoughts on the Chinese Mess... - GoFuckYourself.com

MichealK74 · 04-10-2001, 01:26 PM

The United States of America apologizes to the
People's Republic of China
for allowing our slow, lumbering reconnaissance
plane to be hit by your
poorly trained, hot-dogging fighter pilot, while
flying in international
airspace. We're sorry we have to fly surveillance
missions to monitor a
country that has nuclear missiles pointed at us.
We're sorry your pilot didn't follow international
standards of fighter
intercept protocol. We're sorry his aircraft
recognition skills were so poor
he didn't realize the EP-3 aircraft was propeller
driven and flew his
aircraft through its propeller arc, destroying his
aircraft and nearly
killing 24 American crewmen. We're sorry your
fighter pilot's survival
training and equipment was so inadequate that he
couldn't survive until your
poorly trained and equipped navy could find him
(they turned down our offer
for search and rescue assistance). We're sorry you
violated international
law and arrested the crewmen of an aircraft that
legally diverted into your
airfield under emergency conditions caused by your
pilot's actions, after
being led there by one of your other pilots. We're
sorry you violated
international law and boarded a state aircraft.
We're sorry the world is now
seeing you for the enemy of freedom, truth, and
democracy that you really
are. We're sorry you see yourself as a superpower
when in reality you are a
third world nation (the average Chinese worker earns
less than $.10 a day).
We're sorry you are loosing so much face over this.
We're sorry that you
were able to steal some missile and nuclear secrets
from us. We're sorry you
haven't learned from the Soviet Union's collapse and
failed to embrace
democracy and capitalism (compare tiny Taiwan and
mainland China; same
people, same culture, but Taiwan's capitalistic
economy is a powerhouse and
China's economy is still mired in communism). We're
sorry for the future
Chinese military deaths that will occur when we
retaliate for your roughish
behavior. And most of all, we're sorry for the
Chinese people who suffer its
leaders' incompetence.

Sincerely,

Charles, Citizen of the United States of
America

P.S. If a speed boat goes out to inspect a cruise
ship and they collide,
who do you think is at fault?

boneprone · 04-10-2001, 03:09 PM

Ahh shit.. Sorry, I thought this was a post about what your favorite chinese food is.

Sorry..

But I luv Seasme Beef.. Mmm good.

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Backov · 04-10-2001, 04:35 PM

Some good shit there, good points.

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Exxxotica · 04-10-2001, 05:15 PM

Ive always liked the sweet and sour chicken.

MikeBradley · 04-10-2001, 05:17 PM

My favorite is the Egg Foo Yuck. It reminds me of when I was in Nam. I escaped the the Viet Cong and fled to China, where I lived on Egg Foo Yuck for several months.

It brings back fond memories for me.

DiabeticRage · 04-10-2001, 05:18 PM

This aint no post about FOOD! You Morons!

I like won ton soup.

boneprone · 04-10-2001, 05:20 PM

Won-Ton is no no...

the msg makes my neck swell.. It gets about twice the size of normal, and I have to get predisone shots to relieve it..

mukoh · 04-10-2001, 05:21 PM

I am sorry Mecheal
For you being such and idiot.
US killed a whole lot of Chinese when they bombed their embassy just not too long ago.
And any nation has the right to detain a SPY PLANE. Us would do it too. Trust me.

I loove won ton soup.

boneprone · 04-10-2001, 05:21 PM

We need dank to post here what hapens to him when he eats chinese food..People here would never beileve his protein story of brain bust!!

aprilkorova · 04-10-2001, 05:24 PM

This is going to SHOCK THE SHIT out of everyone. I'm not going to post on this.

This is a first folks. Lens, do I get a sweatshirt for not posting one of my infamously long and inflammatory political posts?

aprilkorova · 04-10-2001, 05:26 PM

With the deafening cheers in the back ground as the GFYers heard I was not going to turn this into a political piss match...I forgot to say I love AUTHENTIC Chinese Food. Not the fried fast food kind, you know Californians, the $1 chinese food places.

Floss For Life · 04-10-2001, 05:39 PM

WHAT!? 1 dollar chinese food meals at cali? its 5 dollars in NY... what a rip.

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boneprone · 04-10-2001, 07:45 PM

your banner is annoying me seeing it everywhere.

04-10-2001, 01:26 PM	#1
MichealK74 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GO FUCK YOURSELF Posts: 43	A few thoughts on the Chinese Mess... The United States of America apologizes to the People's Republic of China for allowing our slow, lumbering reconnaissance plane to be hit by your poorly trained, hot-dogging fighter pilot, while flying in international airspace. We're sorry we have to fly surveillance missions to monitor a country that has nuclear missiles pointed at us. We're sorry your pilot didn't follow international standards of fighter intercept protocol. We're sorry his aircraft recognition skills were so poor he didn't realize the EP-3 aircraft was propeller driven and flew his aircraft through its propeller arc, destroying his aircraft and nearly killing 24 American crewmen. We're sorry your fighter pilot's survival training and equipment was so inadequate that he couldn't survive until your poorly trained and equipped navy could find him (they turned down our offer for search and rescue assistance). We're sorry you violated international law and arrested the crewmen of an aircraft that legally diverted into your airfield under emergency conditions caused by your pilot's actions, after being led there by one of your other pilots. We're sorry you violated international law and boarded a state aircraft. We're sorry the world is now seeing you for the enemy of freedom, truth, and democracy that you really are. We're sorry you see yourself as a superpower when in reality you are a third world nation (the average Chinese worker earns less than $.10 a day). We're sorry you are loosing so much face over this. We're sorry that you were able to steal some missile and nuclear secrets from us. We're sorry you haven't learned from the Soviet Union's collapse and failed to embrace democracy and capitalism (compare tiny Taiwan and mainland China; same people, same culture, but Taiwan's capitalistic economy is a powerhouse and China's economy is still mired in communism). We're sorry for the future Chinese military deaths that will occur when we retaliate for your roughish behavior. And most of all, we're sorry for the Chinese people who suffer its leaders' incompetence. Sincerely, Charles, Citizen of the United States of America P.S. If a speed boat goes out to inspect a cruise ship and they collide, who do you think is at fault?

04-10-2001, 03:09 PM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ahh shit.. Sorry, I thought this was a post about what your favorite chinese food is. Sorry.. But I luv Seasme Beef.. Mmm good. ------------------ Webmaster/Owner www.boneprone.com icq: 66883099

04-10-2001, 04:35 PM	#3
Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	Some good shit there, good points. Cheers, Backov ------------------ AVSBlitz - Build AVS Sites Faster and Better

04-10-2001, 05:15 PM	#4
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Ive always liked the sweet and sour chicken.

04-10-2001, 05:17 PM	#5
MikeBradley Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: USA Posts: 48	My favorite is the Egg Foo Yuck. It reminds me of when I was in Nam. I escaped the the Viet Cong and fled to China, where I lived on Egg Foo Yuck for several months. It brings back fond memories for me.

04-10-2001, 05:18 PM	#6
DiabeticRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Originaly from Nazreth, now in Gig Harbor WA Posts: 135	This aint no post about FOOD! You Morons! I like won ton soup.

04-10-2001, 05:20 PM	#7
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Won-Ton is no no... the msg makes my neck swell.. It gets about twice the size of normal, and I have to get predisone shots to relieve it..

04-10-2001, 05:21 PM	#8
mukoh Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 51	I am sorry Mecheal For you being such and idiot. US killed a whole lot of Chinese when they bombed their embassy just not too long ago. And any nation has the right to detain a SPY PLANE. Us would do it too. Trust me. I loove won ton soup.

04-10-2001, 05:24 PM	#10
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	This is going to SHOCK THE SHIT out of everyone. I'm not going to post on this. This is a first folks. Lens, do I get a sweatshirt for not posting one of my infamously long and inflammatory political posts?

04-10-2001, 05:26 PM	#11
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	With the deafening cheers in the back ground as the GFYers heard I was not going to turn this into a political piss match...I forgot to say I love AUTHENTIC Chinese Food. Not the fried fast food kind, you know Californians, the $1 chinese food places.

04-10-2001, 05:39 PM	#12
Floss For Life Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Queens Bridge, NY Posts: 161	WHAT!? 1 dollar chinese food meals at cali? its 5 dollars in NY... what a rip. ------------------ ICQ : 112626888

04-10-2001, 07:45 PM	#13
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	your banner is annoying me seeing it everywhere.