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04-04-2001, 11:22 AM
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Dank, you know how it looks so clean in the pornos ??? The girls get enemas, that's why the guys don't pull out and get a fudgical, he he.
Every blue moon, my wifey wants me to stick it up there, but I've always been lucky and it's always came out clean. |
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04-04-2001, 11:46 AM
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Have her get an eminem... er, enema.
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04-04-2001, 11:55 AM
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I have to admit I've never seen an enima before. How big is it? Does it take extra shit right out out of her ass? Do you squirt water in it or does it have bristles like a brush?
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04-04-2001, 12:49 PM
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Dank, you are so fucked up. I cant believe this shit! (no pun intended)
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04-04-2001, 01:15 PM
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Interesting topic
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04-04-2001, 01:15 PM
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no, I think this is a good question.. Ive wondered this myself. Anal Sex is an artform.. We should fund a program for dank to make how to videos... He has a pohoto shoot tonight Ive heard, and I think she likes anal.. You should consider making a anal instructional video.. I dont think it has been done..
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04-04-2001, 03:15 PM
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Well Boneprone, Nina Hartley already beat you to the anal sex instructional video, he he he. Check it out here - http://store.yahoo.com/credoinc/0799613063297.html
Look at that, the DVD is only $14.99, maybe Dank should pick that one up or we can all chip in and get him a copy of it, he he he. [This message has been edited by Slick (edited 04-04-2001).] |
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04-04-2001, 03:17 PM
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just think dank.. If you had a shit fetish and anal fetish you would be the man!
Your poor girlfriend! |
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04-04-2001, 08:54 PM
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burk.é...I hate anal sex!
I like it better been sucked or just fucking a girl in the pussy. I also like to lick her little pink thing, but I HATE anal sex! |
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04-04-2001, 09:41 PM
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Well, coming from experince, me and my man tried the whole Anal Sex thing a few times. I'm not a fan of it though. Anyways, he has never pulled out with a "fudge covered cock" LOL Ewwww...thinkin about it makes me gag!
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04-04-2001, 11:21 PM
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04-04-2001, 11:28 PM
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Dank,
the key thing is this: When your girlfriend tells you that she feels pressure on her bowels and needs to go take a dump, that is not the right time to give it to her up the poop chute. |
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04-05-2001, 02:04 AM
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Don't take her to Taco Bell for dinner
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04-05-2001, 03:06 AM
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I have introduced it to several girlfriends in the past.
Now they can't get enough of it. My wife loves it now. Enemas are great if your partner has been constipated. I only had shit on mine just a few times out of thousands of sessions. Take time when having anal and it's much nicer. It's a great way to hit that G-spot. |
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04-05-2001, 03:20 AM
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This is really a weird topic...... I used to shoot content for elegant angel and sin-city,these girls would get the enemas out and clean there asses out..There not supposed to eat like 6 hours before shooting as well..
It was quite an experience seeing these films made.Some guys cannot stay hard.Some guys cant even pop... But the funniest thing is when the girl pussy farts.. Oh man its so fucken funny,Imagine having lights on you with 10 people standing around while your being fucked and you have to look excited...The producer calls STILLS,and the moment the guys pulls out FARTTTTTT, Its amazing how these guys even cumm.. SNOW |
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04-05-2001, 10:12 AM
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I don't really have an anal sex fetish at all but when I'm feeling adventurous and I wanna explore my partner's body more some times I like to go there and test the waters.
Any one here had a girl give you a rim job? Ever gave a girl a rim job? Ladies, have you ever given a guy a rim job? Ladies, has a guy ever given you a rim job? ------------------ |
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04-05-2001, 10:33 AM
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What does rim job means ? piss ? I don't understand, never heard that term before, hehe
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04-05-2001, 10:45 AM
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A rim job is when you lick a girl's asshole.
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04-05-2001, 11:02 AM
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Hmmm, thanks dank
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04-05-2001, 12:19 PM
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Is that how you got your name "Dank"??
Some chick was about to give ya a rim job and said "geeez it sure is DANK down here" |
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04-05-2001, 12:29 PM
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Was'nt "Rim Job" was one of the characters from the James Bond movies?
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04-05-2001, 12:32 PM
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DUDE! You are thinking of "HAND JOB" that little guy from Fanatsy Island
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04-05-2001, 01:04 PM
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I think Diabetic Rage needs more anal sex to balance his rim jobs.
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04-05-2001, 01:34 PM
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Stick a garden hose up your ass & shit out the remains.......shitty...but it works
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04-05-2001, 03:37 PM
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You want me to try that on your sweet ass baby?
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04-05-2001, 03:39 PM
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How I got the name Dank is a mystery all it's own.............but I bet who ever solves it could get a free t-shirt!!!
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04-05-2001, 08:33 PM
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Ok an enema looks like a douche. You squirt a bunch of liquid up the ass and hold it for like 5 min and then run like hell to the bathroom. My mom's room mate is a nurse and she's had to give a few of these to patients.
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04-05-2001, 09:30 PM
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Ok I had to participate in this thread! Its too fucking funny LMAO! Ok I want to hear from the guys on this one, I heard that a guy who gets fingered, or dildo'd up the ass, has an AWESOME orgasm, due to the prostate getting stimulated. Guys? is this true? fess UP (laughing my ass of still on this one)
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04-06-2001, 04:27 AM
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its true.. Dank does this from time to time to pleasure himself.
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04-06-2001, 09:19 AM
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Wait a minute .............if I stuck my fingers up my ass I wouldn't even know where to find my prostate.
But I have heard of this before....... Hot Tropical Babes......wanna help me out??? ------------------ |
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04-06-2001, 10:14 AM
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Have had a girl that knew she was about to get dumped (by me) attempt to keep me in her life by asking me to poke her in the brown eye. I did, and then dumped her anyways. Stupid girl. LOL
Had two other girls want me to poke out their brown eyes, but they were just curious to know what it felt like. Personally, I think all girls, and probably even most guys, wonder about it and have possibly even experimented with it at one time or another. The question I'VE got, though, is this: Once a person, male or female, has had their ass ripped open by a big 'ole dick, dildo, or vegetable, do the muscles ever contract back to their original state? And furthermore, does the person, after prolonged exposure to anal poundings, have trouble keeping things from falling or leaking out because their ass doesn't 'close' properly anymore? Inquiring Froggs Wanna' Know.... ------------------ Something New... http://www.americas-best.com/adult |
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04-06-2001, 10:51 AM
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Isn't this what those butt plugs are for?
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04-06-2001, 06:35 PM
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Possibly, but that is just not right. A plug for the sphinctor. It just sounds wrong.
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04-07-2001, 09:34 AM
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no. It's your muscles I think that holds everything in. And I'm pretty sure that eveything will probably tighten up again about as much as a pussy does. But I've heard stories on TV about a documentary on young prostitutes who had anal sex with customers sometimes, and some girls asses fucked by guys with such big cocks that those muscles used to control the need to take a shit were permaenantly damaged and now they have to wear adult diapers. It probably could have been avoided if the guy took his time with her more.
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04-09-2001, 08:45 PM
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Is there anyway or anything I can do to prepare myself for this activity when I go to prison next week?
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04-10-2001, 12:43 AM
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start studying bone.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 04-10-2001).] |
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04-10-2001, 12:46 AM
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what you doing with a list like that?
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