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baddog · 01-21-2003, 03:22 PM

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this thread is getting more activity than it did two years ago when it first started

fiveyes · 01-21-2003, 03:35 PM

When I was in junior high, I had a round or two with a bully. It all started when he snatched a pack of cigarettes out of my hand and put it in his shirt pocket. Attempting to get them back, I ripped his shirt and he began insisting that I pay for it. We scuffled but I took it to wrestling, where his height wasn't an advantage and it ended that day without either of us getting hurt.

Two weeks later, a fellow I knew in passing buddied up to me and suggested we stop by a friend of his on the way home from school. I no sooner than walked in the door when I was blind sided by (what turned out to be) a 19 yo punk on meth. My jaw was broken in two places.

About six months later, a friend told me that he'd heard the guy who had taken me over to that house talking and that it had been set up by the fellow whose shirt I'd ripped.

It was after a bit more digging that confirmed this story that the three bloodiest beatings I ever was involved with happened.

goBigtime · 01-21-2003, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by PimPaDelic
The Worst Fight That I Have Ever Been In Was When I Was 16. Me And My Best Friend Were Walking Home About 10pm At Night Which Seemed Harmless Enough But The Only Catch Was I Lived In The Ghetto And Im White So Was He. Anyway We Were Walking And Two Other Boys About 17/18 Ran Up On Us And Kept Saying Pocket Check And Holding A Knife To My Friends Neck. We Gave Them Our Shit Which Was Like 5 Dollars And A Watch, As Soon As They Turned Around They Got Trucked (Which Is Where You Get Hit By The Wheels And Metal Part On A Skateboard), Me And My Friend Took Out A Lot Of Anger On These To People. We Used Car Antennas As Weapons That Cut You When You Get Hit My Them, We Beat The Shit Out Of The One And The Other Ran. We Beat The Shit Out Of The One Kid So Bad He Passed Out And We Gave Him A Smiley,( Where You Take Them 2 A Curb And Place Their Teeth On It And STOMP THA FUCK OUTTA Them). We Never Got Our Shit Back Nor Did We Ever See Them Again. I Feel Like It Could Have Been Avoided And I Shouldn't Have Participated In It, But Oh Well They Brought It On Themselves.

Hmmm I recognize this writing style from somewhere.... no paragraphs, first letter of every word capitalized.

I think someone changed their name - or has a couple accounts anyway.

Cogitator · 01-21-2003, 07:46 PM

I used to live in Cali, Colombia. I saw two guys on a motorcycle go after a drug lord in a really small car. One guy drives the motorcycle and the passenger carries the semiautomatic weapon. Before actually getting to him, they both wove in and out of traffic like you wouldn't believe. I remember it like it was yesterday. Pretty sobering.

Rich · 01-21-2003, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by PimPaDelic
The Worst Fight That I Have Ever Been In Was When I Was 16. Me And My Best Friend Were Walking Home About 10pm At Night Which Seemed Harmless Enough But The Only Catch Was I Lived In The Ghetto And Im White So Was He. Anyway We Were Walking And Two Other Boys About 17/18 Ran Up On Us And Kept Saying Pocket Check And Holding A Knife To My Friends Neck. We Gave Them Our Shit Which Was Like 5 Dollars And A Watch, As Soon As They Turned Around They Got Trucked (Which Is Where You Get Hit By The Wheels And Metal Part On A Skateboard), Me And My Friend Took Out A Lot Of Anger On These To People. We Used Car Antennas As Weapons That Cut You When You Get Hit My Them, We Beat The Shit Out Of The One And The Other Ran. We Beat The Shit Out Of The One Kid So Bad He Passed Out And We Gave Him A Smiley,( Where You Take Them 2 A Curb And Place Their Teeth On It And STOMP THA FUCK OUTTA Them). We Never Got Our Shit Back Nor Did We Ever See Them Again. I Feel Like It Could Have Been Avoided And I Shouldn't Have Participated In It, But Oh Well They Brought It On Themselves.

This is the sadest attempt to sound cool I've ever heard in my life.

haggard · 01-21-2003, 08:50 PM

I haven't been in a fight since the fifth grade but I beat the shit outta that kid.

lol!

Martin · 01-21-2003, 09:00 PM

I've been in a few fist fights.. The worst one I was in I lost.. 5 guys jumped me and smashed a beer bottle on my head.. I was sticking up for my little brother and his buddy.. All I remember is getting hit on my head, hitting the ground and seeing my brother and his buddy feet running down the street(Thanks brutha!) then I went out.. Next thing I remember is my bro waking me up and I had blood on my head and face and was dizzy as fuck for a few hours.. This was behind the light house in Port Credit...

nikudorei · 01-21-2003, 11:36 PM

I got in a fight last friday at a local gig. Austrian metal band PUNGENT STENCH were in Sydney so i went to see them, have some fun..
Somewhere after the first support band had played, some drunk guys came up to the circle of people I was with, and i was the biggest.. so for some strange reason they started picking me. Before I knew what was happening I had 2 beer bottles smashed over my head. I got one of them on the ground and broke his nose..
They got me on the ground, but I know a lil aikido and grappling so they did the wrong thing. heh. anyay I got a few cuts, nice big egg on my head.
Moral of my story?
blood isnt that much fun.

nikudorei

baddog · 07-26-2003, 12:46 PM

some threads should never die

MetaMan · 07-26-2003, 12:50 PM

if someone ever jumped me more than 1 on 1 i would kill them, its how the world should work ppl who fight in groups like chinks are wrong.

klik · 07-26-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
some threads should never die

a nice old thread brought back to life by baddog

sharp · 02-19-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

some threads should never die

word.... :D

baddog · 02-21-2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sharp

word.... :D

nice bump

OG LennyT · 08-08-2008, 09:06 PM

bumpin old school

klaze · 08-08-2008, 09:44 PM

I've never been in a fight and i've never seen a fight i'd consider bad or gory aside from on the internet.

I sound like an asshole on the internet but in real life nobody would ever think to cause me any harm..

baddog · 08-08-2008, 09:46 PM

Guess I should have expected that.

OG LennyT · 08-08-2008, 10:10 PM

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Guess I should have expected that.

yep.......

Chauncy · 08-08-2008, 10:26 PM

worst ass kicking I have taken was getting jumped by a group of skinheads 8 on one I was in and out of consciousness so I cannot give you all the gory details but I ended up pretty bloody with a broken nose and some cracked ribs and a concussion I got lucky though I think they would have killed me if this biker guy didn't jump on top of me so they would stop kicking me in the head

worst I gave guy hit me with a bat I hit him with a large rock in the head he went down I pinned him now with my knee across hit throat hit him until I could not lift my hand back up he was in pretty bad shape out cold and his foot was shaking

01-21-2003, 03:35 PM	#52
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	When I was in junior high, I had a round or two with a bully. It all started when he snatched a pack of cigarettes out of my hand and put it in his shirt pocket. Attempting to get them back, I ripped his shirt and he began insisting that I pay for it. We scuffled but I took it to wrestling, where his height wasn't an advantage and it ended that day without either of us getting hurt. Two weeks later, a fellow I knew in passing buddied up to me and suggested we stop by a friend of his on the way home from school. I no sooner than walked in the door when I was blind sided by (what turned out to be) a 19 yo punk on meth. My jaw was broken in two places. About six months later, a friend told me that he'd heard the guy who had taken me over to that house talking and that it had been set up by the fellow whose shirt I'd ripped. It was after a bit more digging that confirmed this story that the three bloodiest beatings I ever was involved with happened. __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER>

01-21-2003, 07:46 PM	#54
Cogitator Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 672	I used to live in Cali, Colombia. I saw two guys on a motorcycle go after a drug lord in a really small car. One guy drives the motorcycle and the passenger carries the semiautomatic weapon. Before actually getting to him, they both wove in and out of traffic like you wouldn't believe. I remember it like it was yesterday. Pretty sobering. __________________ - this space intentionally left blank -

01-21-2003, 08:50 PM	#56
haggard Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 469	I haven't been in a fight since the fifth grade but I beat the shit outta that kid. lol! __________________ <img src="http://home.hawaii.rr.com/hobble/robman2.jpg"> the bossman cometh...

01-21-2003, 11:36 PM	#58
nikudorei Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: XXX Australia Posts: 160	I got in a fight last friday at a local gig. Austrian metal band PUNGENT STENCH were in Sydney so i went to see them, have some fun.. Somewhere after the first support band had played, some drunk guys came up to the circle of people I was with, and i was the biggest.. so for some strange reason they started picking me. Before I knew what was happening I had 2 beer bottles smashed over my head. I got one of them on the ground and broke his nose.. They got me on the ground, but I know a lil aikido and grappling so they did the wrong thing. heh. anyay I got a few cuts, nice big egg on my head. Moral of my story? blood isnt that much fun. nikudorei __________________ Be my Fuck Boy! By my Anal Girl! Anal Cnut! Anal Cnut! Death to the World!

08-08-2008, 09:06 PM	#64
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01-21-2003, 03:22 PM	#51
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	50 this thread is getting more activity than it did two years ago when it first started

01-21-2003, 09:00 PM	#57
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	I've been in a few fist fights.. The worst one I was in I lost.. 5 guys jumped me and smashed a beer bottle on my head.. I was sticking up for my little brother and his buddy.. All I remember is getting hit on my head, hitting the ground and seeing my brother and his buddy feet running down the street(Thanks brutha!) then I went out.. Next thing I remember is my bro waking me up and I had blood on my head and face and was dizzy as fuck for a few hours.. This was behind the light house in Port Credit...

07-26-2003, 12:46 PM	#59
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	some threads should never die

07-26-2003, 12:50 PM	#60
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	if someone ever jumped me more than 1 on 1 i would kill them, its how the world should work ppl who fight in groups like chinks are wrong.

08-08-2008, 09:44 PM	#65
klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	I've never been in a fight and i've never seen a fight i'd consider bad or gory aside from on the internet. I sound like an asshole on the internet but in real life nobody would ever think to cause me any harm..

08-08-2008, 09:46 PM	#66
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Guess I should have expected that.

08-08-2008, 10:26 PM	#68
Chauncy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 642	worst ass kicking I have taken was getting jumped by a group of skinheads 8 on one I was in and out of consciousness so I cannot give you all the gory details but I ended up pretty bloody with a broken nose and some cracked ribs and a concussion I got lucky though I think they would have killed me if this biker guy didn't jump on top of me so they would stop kicking me in the head worst I gave guy hit me with a bat I hit him with a large rock in the head he went down I pinned him now with my knee across hit throat hit him until I could not lift my hand back up he was in pretty bad shape out cold and his foot was shaking __________________ Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx