Im Babysitting, and one of the kids just SHIT THEMSELVES... - GoFuckYourself.com

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 05:56 PM

Im babysitting for a relative and their neighbor...How i got there...LONG story. So i got 5 kids 2 girls 3 boys and one of the boys i think he is 7....just shit his pants and got it allover the fuckin place...

I went in to fucking clean up after this kid, and it smells horrible...but i did it...

I made the boy take a god damn shower...and he wanted me to go in there ans wash his hair....I was like NO FUCKIN WAY....Not even gonna think about it knowing where that shit could lead!...I put a white cotton t-shirt and a pair of shorts that have been too small for me scince highschool in there for him to put on...but of course they are still too big...so he asks me to tie them for him...im like fuck no....just hold em up, and go sit on the couch, watch the red sox game till your parents come back, and they can deal wih you...

Now i got a smelly ass bathroom with shit soaked into the grout...and a 7 year old with clothes to big for him that wants to go outside and play with the rest of the kids...

I dont really wanna humiliate him for shitting his pants, that could be damaging considering ive never met him before, im sure as hell not gonna let him go play so his pants fall off his ass....what the fuck do i do with the kid...

Moms and dads of GFY unite and help me out...I need advice...The kid is starting to cry because i wont let him go outside...i dont want to be an ass about the whole situation....ive called his parents, but of course they arent answering thier cell phones, so fuck that idea...

Should I shit my pants too and say "Thats what all the cool people do",
should i punish the fucker for shitting his pants, or shoud i just make him sit there and say nothing about it the rest of the night???

I think im just gonna go watch the game with him...

arial · 07-09-2004, 05:58 PM

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Should I shit my pants too and say "Thats what all the cool people do"

If you do that you will have 4 more kids shitting themselves...

Marcus Aurelius · 07-09-2004, 06:01 PM

I GOT THE POO ON ME!!

StarkReality · 07-09-2004, 06:11 PM

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should i punish the fucker for shitting his pants, or shoud i just make him sit there and say nothing about it the rest of the night???

Punishing would be the worst you could do, best is not to mention it at all any more...things like this can be really traumatizing for kids...tie his pants and let him go play, it's just a kid, he didn't do it for fun, things like this happen, no drama.

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by StarkReality
Punishing would be the worst you could do, best is not to mention it at all any more...things like this can be really traumatizing for kids...tie his pants and let him go play, it's just a kid, he didn't do it for fun, things like this happen, no drama.

Even tied his pants fall around his ankles...im not even gonna chance an exposere being translated into "he touched me"

He can be content watching the redsox game...and I wont punish him

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-09-2004, 06:28 PM

you could always wash and dry the kids clothes... if you dont have a washer.. hand washing them and laying them in the sun or letting him put them on wet is always an option..parents should have brought along a change of clothes for the kids.. they were probably in a hurry to escape from the little shitting child themselves..good luck.. I hope you dont do any mind damage to the little shit..he might poop on you some more..

Rankings · 07-09-2004, 06:30 PM

that sucks. good luck with that.

Khun · 07-09-2004, 06:32 PM

I feel your pain even if I cant smell the shit. Sorry.

NoCarrier · 07-09-2004, 06:33 PM

After reading your story, if it's even true.

I wouldn't even let you babysit a hamster.

emthree · 07-09-2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
you could always wash and dry the kids clothes... if you dont have a washer.. hand washing them and laying them in the sun or letting him put them on wet is always an option..parents should have brought along a change of clothes for the kids.. they were probably in a hurry to escape from the little shitting child themselves..good luck.. I hope you dont do any mind damage to the little shit..he might poop on you some more..

Washing shit soaked clothes?

I dont think you read the whole story

Sly_RJ · 07-09-2004, 06:35 PM

Kid is probably plenty embarrassed as is, no need to make it worse for him. Play some video games or something.

emthree · 07-09-2004, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
After reading your story, if it's even true.

I wouldn't even let you babysit a hamster.

So what would you do?

I would be in the same position as him, considering he doesn't even know the kids.

Vitasoy · 07-09-2004, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
I wouldn't even let you babysit a hamster.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-09-2004, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by emthree
Washing shit soaked clothes?

I dont think you read the whole story

I have and what else are you going to do.. just throw them away...

i have been in this predictment more than you I assume and that is what I would do... only pussys are afraid of a little feces..

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
After reading your story, if it's even true.

I wouldn't even let you babysit a hamster.

I wouldnt want to baby sit your hampster anyways...he probably smells like shit himslef...as much as hes been in your ass

LoL because a kid shitting themselves is my fault...

We watched the sox win 7-0 and now hes playing PS2...LoL its not like im being a dick to the kid, im treating him normal...i told him it was only an accident, and to not let it happen again...to go to the toilet earlier as soon as he gets "the feeling".

NoCarrier · 07-09-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by RightHandMan
I wouldnt want to baby sit your hampster anyways...he probably smells like shit himslef...as much as hes been in your ass
LoL because a kid shitting themselves is my fault...

We watched the sox win 7-0 and now hes playing PS2...LoL its not like im being a dick to the kid, im treating him normal...i told him it was only an accident, and to not let it happen again...to go to the toilet earlier as soon as he gets "the feeling".

You are seriously pathetic. I really hope, for the love of humanity that you are sterile.

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I have and what else are you going to do.. just throw them away...

i have been in this predictment more than you I assume and that is what I would do... only pussys are afraid of a little feces..

I threw the underwear away...them poor threads are no longer alive...not even bleach could get those fuckers white again...but the clothes i did wash...prolly wont be dry by the time his parental units get here tho...

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
After reading your story, if it's even true.

Why would this not be true...what gain could i get from making this up and posting it...certainly wouldnt waste my time...just figured you guys could get a kick out of my experiences tonight...

serious · 07-09-2004, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by RightHandMan

Should I shit my pants too and say "Thats what all the cool people do",

haha man that sucks

tell them to hire a fucking babysitter next time

Spunky · 07-09-2004, 06:50 PM

You obviously don't have any kids of your own...lol ...wait until your girl gets knocked up and you have to clean your babies stinky diapers daily and not just once

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
You are seriously pathetic. I really hope, for the love of humanity that you are sterile.

Your such a tool...but your entitled to your opinion...enjoy that freedom....

TurboAngel · 07-09-2004, 06:52 PM

Thank you for the birthcontrol, I feel for ya. I'm sooooo glad I don't have kids.

RightHandMan · 07-09-2004, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
You obviously don't have any kids of your own...lol ...wait until your girl gets knocked up and you have to clean your babies stinky diapers daily and not just once

lol stinky diapers would not be a problem...this is a 7 year old kid...certainly old enough to control his bathroom urges...

Plus with it being a 7 year old kid...and my being in the porn peddlng buisness...its not exactly breeding grounds for anything good...

neverlearn · 07-09-2004, 07:01 PM

Should I shit my pants too and say "Thats what all the cool people do",

Thats what you should do

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RightHandMan Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,694	Im Babysitting, and one of the kids just SHIT THEMSELVES... Im babysitting for a relative and their neighbor...How i got there...LONG story. So i got 5 kids 2 girls 3 boys and one of the boys i think he is 7....just shit his pants and got it allover the fuckin place... I went in to fucking clean up after this kid, and it smells horrible...but i did it... I made the boy take a god damn shower...and he wanted me to go in there ans wash his hair....I was like NO FUCKIN WAY....Not even gonna think about it knowing where that shit could lead!...I put a white cotton t-shirt and a pair of shorts that have been too small for me scince highschool in there for him to put on...but of course they are still too big...so he asks me to tie them for him...im like fuck no....just hold em up, and go sit on the couch, watch the red sox game till your parents come back, and they can deal wih you... Now i got a smelly ass bathroom with shit soaked into the grout...and a 7 year old with clothes to big for him that wants to go outside and play with the rest of the kids... I dont really wanna humiliate him for shitting his pants, that could be damaging considering ive never met him before, im sure as hell not gonna let him go play so his pants fall off his ass....what the fuck do i do with the kid... Moms and dads of GFY unite and help me out...I need advice...The kid is starting to cry because i wont let him go outside...i dont want to be an ass about the whole situation....ive called his parents, but of course they arent answering thier cell phones, so fuck that idea... Should I shit my pants too and say "Thats what all the cool people do", should i punish the fucker for shitting his pants, or shoud i just make him sit there and say nothing about it the rest of the night??? I think im just gonna go watch the game with him... __________________

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