How does a male porn star fill up gas? - GoFuckYourself.com

abyss_al · 07-09-2004, 04:23 PM

pulls up to the gas station... goes and pays for the gas, comes back opens the tank... puts the nozzle in.... and right when the gas is about to pour... he pulls it out and sprays all over the car.

kak_azn · 07-09-2004, 04:24 PM

ZanyCash Larry · 07-09-2004, 04:26 PM

Kind of weak, but ok

Thugmaster · 07-09-2004, 04:27 PM

Not bad

abyss_al · 07-09-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by ZanyCash Larry
Kind of weak, but ok

yeah...its a bit old

hova · 07-09-2004, 04:46 PM

small smile on my face

Pornopat · 07-09-2004, 04:47 PM

Hehehehe I like it...

Big Cheese · 07-09-2004, 04:56 PM

made me chuckle a bit

Drunken Sam · 07-09-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by abyss_al
pulls up to the gas station... goes and pays for the gas, comes back opens the tank... puts the nozzle in.... and right when the gas is about to pour... he pulls it out and sprays all over the car.

might be funny if acted out by a male pornstar

OzMan · 07-09-2004, 06:14 PM

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you, and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...

For those of you who are just joining us, please remember there is no smoking on board, and we hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay! Please see the bitch in the kitchen..!.!."

abyss_al · 07-09-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you, and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...

For those of you who are just joining us, please remember there is no smoking on board, and we hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay! Please see the bitch in the kitchen..!.!."

Nanda · 07-09-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you, and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...

For those of you who are just joining us, please remember there is no smoking on board, and we hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay! Please see the bitch in the kitchen..!.!."

dirtysouth · 07-09-2004, 06:32 PM

pornJester · 07-09-2004, 06:32 PM

Then lights a cigarette

abyss_al · 07-09-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by pornJester
Then lights a cigarette

freak gasoline accident
(zoolander)

gornyhuy · 07-09-2004, 07:18 PM

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

abyss_al · 07-09-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

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