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Meta Ridley · 07-08-2004, 06:25 PM

Naughty Bank:

I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing.
Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP

07-08-2004, 06:29 PM

Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention.

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 06:30 PM

Yeah, but she's got a hot voice.

Seriously though, pissing potential affiliates off is probably not a good way of getting them to promote your sites.

kronic · 07-08-2004, 06:31 PM

Damn man, I nearly pissed myself after I read the serious post and then scrolled down to the sig. That cracked me up.

ace0r · 07-08-2004, 06:33 PM

her site does well for sure, but i hate hearing that shit when i have my headphones on

Tam · 07-08-2004, 06:34 PM

Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting.......

THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think *I* like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board......

pornJester · 07-08-2004, 06:36 PM

I agree that the banner is way annoying. At least have the voice stop if the mouse is moved off the banner. Very unprofessional

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 06:40 PM

Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

Meta Ridley · 07-08-2004, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

Yeah , common courtesy surrenders.

Oracle Porn · 07-08-2004, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting.......

THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think *I* like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board......

what did the 15 year old say?

Digipimp · 07-08-2004, 06:46 PM

i think that shit fucking sucks too, sometimes you get it random whenever you're just refreshing the page and shit.

NaughtyAllie · 07-08-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention.

Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

Tam · 07-08-2004, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
what did the 15 year old say?

It isn't funny at ALL...... he just gave me this horrified look like I was doing it or something, they aren't used to hearing sounds coming from my computers. From the place they enter my office, I can see them coming before they walk up on me, but when there is NOISES coming from my computer, there isn't much way of closing anything before they HEAR it.

And I didn't mouseover anything, all I did was hit refresh....

I just wonder how many other parents have had this happen? It's a little awkward when you have kids and they walk up on something like that.

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 07:13 PM

The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites.

I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site.

If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.

VIPimp · 07-08-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites.

I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site.

If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.

word

Tom_PMs · 07-08-2004, 07:15 PM

I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those.

At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here.

Tam · 07-08-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those.

At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here.

I expect that sort of thing on surfer oriented sites, and have seen it, so I am geared for it... but wasn't this one on a webmaster board..... and I didn't mouseover anything, so how do I mouseout? LOL

Tom_PMs · 07-08-2004, 07:23 PM

I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left..

Tam · 07-08-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left..

Nahh..... I hit the refresh button on the top of my browser..... so I know I didn't hit anything.... couldn't get to my mute button fast enough... and windows doesn't shut off as fast now as it did in Win 98......... so I was just left there with my face hanging out and a dumbass look on it.

Meta Ridley · 07-08-2004, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

That's all you have to say????? No Sorry? No Ill change it? Nothing

Pathetic.

GTS Mark · 07-08-2004, 07:30 PM

I don't like that banner sound either.

Naughty Allie, why not take all this useful feedback you are getting and make some subtle changes.

DH

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 07:36 PM

I think talking banners of any kind are just a really bad idea. If I was a surfer and hit a site with that banner on it, the LAST thing it would make me do is want to click on it and go to the site in question. If I had people in the other room, I'd be scrambling for a way to back out of the site or to shut down the sound so noone could hear it.

Sometimes people do things just because they can. We have the technology to create talking banners so some sponsors will create them, regardless of whether they will be effective or not.

I've always had the same feeling about multiple consoles. What is the point if all they do is crash the surfer's browser? You CAN'T buy a membership to a porn site if your browser is crashing, can you? Sponsors should be a little smarter than that, I think.

TurboAngel · 07-08-2004, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
Naughty Bank:

I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing.
Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP

emmanuelle · 07-08-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

Excellent comeback!!!

xxxdesign-net · 07-08-2004, 07:47 PM

yeah annoying as hell...

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 07:48 PM

On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway.

Linguist · 07-08-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
... it is generating them a lot of new affiliates ...

More like surfers who join the program for free content

Easton · 07-08-2004, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

how many joins do i need to send to qualify too?

Meta Ridley · 07-08-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway.

Yes could true but just goes to show how pathetic naughty bank is.
People are complaining that the banner is affecting thier CHILDREN. That alone shoud be enough to generate a proper respons from naughty, but no. Oh well, some people are just lame.

Easton · 07-08-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner.

what does NaughtyBank have to do with NaughtyCash???

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
what does NaughtyBank have to do with NaughtyCash???

Shit! Nothing, I guess. Thanks for pointing out the error.

Digipimp · 07-08-2004, 08:05 PM

they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

Drake · 07-08-2004, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

Now THAT's effective marketing LOL!

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

You think so? If there are, they don't post that much. Most of the stuff I see is from webmasters.

Of course, if they were really trying to get surfers, why would the banner point to the affiliate program page?

Digipimp · 07-08-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
You think so? If there are, they don't post that much. Most of the stuff I see is from webmasters.

Of course, if they were really trying to get surfers, why would the banner point to the affiliate program page?

cause we have pretend webmasters on here

wdsguy · 07-08-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

I find it funny that after all the criticism in this thread, their only response was the above.

Ignoring the issue won't make it go away.

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 08:13 PM

Speaking of 'surfer banners', the Dark Cavern banner (umm Humm) isn't much better. (The one with the word 'slut' painted on the girl''s ass).

Spunky · 07-08-2004, 08:16 PM

Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?

Veterans Day · 07-08-2004, 08:16 PM

arrogant bitch, nice reply. Take some advice from potential money makers and lose the fuckin stupid moaning.

wdsguy · 07-08-2004, 08:18 PM

fawk I just got hit by the banner again :-(

Linguist · 07-08-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?

I don't think it's good publicity in this case, seeing how webmasters may just choose to stop promoting the program.

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
cause we have pretend webmasters on here

I'm sure there are a few of those here. But for surfers there are a hell of a lot more forums on the web which would better cater to their interests -- i.e., the ones which are always hotlinking my images.

Compared to such forums, there are very few pics in here.

I could see surfers reading this site with the intention of becomming adult webmasters. After all, we were all surfers once, weren't we?

There are, of course, a lot of LAZY webmasters in here who might look more like surfers than they do webmasters, people like me for instance.

boobmaster · 07-08-2004, 08:21 PM

I'd probably be more pissed if she didn't have such a damn sexy voice!

Theo · 07-08-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?

This can work on B2C, not on B2B

Meta Ridley · 07-08-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Bad publicity is good publicity..

I guess that's what there thinking.

I guess they wnat me bumping this thread every time I hear the banner

Veterans Day · 07-08-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
I guess that's what there thinking.

I guess they wnat me bumping this thread every time I hear the banner

SleazyDream · 07-08-2004, 08:32 PM

i could listen to allie's voice again and again - it's soo fucking awesome.

if you don't like it - dont' come to gfy

bringer · 07-08-2004, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i could listen to allie's voice again and again - it's soo fucking awesome.

if you don't like it - dont' come to gfy

tony286 · 07-08-2004, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

Sad but too true.

DTK · 07-08-2004, 08:44 PM

The smugness with which they have handled the situation definitely turns me off

07-08-2004, 06:25 PM	#1
Meta Ridley Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The land of ruleface and kickass Posts: 3,433	Naughty Bank Sucks Naughty Bank: I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing. Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP __________________ [email protected]

07-08-2004, 06:34 PM	#6
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,517	Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting....... THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think I like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board...... __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

07-08-2004, 06:36 PM	#7
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	I agree that the banner is way annoying. At least have the voice stop if the mouse is moved off the banner. Very unprofessional __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

07-08-2004, 06:46 PM	#11
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	i think that shit fucking sucks too, sometimes you get it random whenever you're just refreshing the page and shit. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

07-08-2004, 07:15 PM	#16
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those. At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-08-2004, 06:29 PM	#2
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention.

07-08-2004, 06:30 PM	#3
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	Yeah, but she's got a hot voice. Seriously though, pissing potential affiliates off is probably not a good way of getting them to promote your sites.

07-08-2004, 06:31 PM	#4
kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	Damn man, I nearly pissed myself after I read the serious post and then scrolled down to the sig. That cracked me up.

07-08-2004, 06:33 PM	#5
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	her site does well for sure, but i hate hearing that shit when i have my headphones on

07-08-2004, 06:40 PM	#8
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

07-08-2004, 07:13 PM	#14
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites. I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site. If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.

07-08-2004, 07:23 PM	#18
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left.. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-08-2004, 07:30 PM	#21
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I don't like that banner sound either. Naughty Allie, why not take all this useful feedback you are getting and make some subtle changes. DH

07-08-2004, 07:36 PM	#22
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	I think talking banners of any kind are just a really bad idea. If I was a surfer and hit a site with that banner on it, the LAST thing it would make me do is want to click on it and go to the site in question. If I had people in the other room, I'd be scrambling for a way to back out of the site or to shut down the sound so noone could hear it. Sometimes people do things just because they can. We have the technology to create talking banners so some sponsors will create them, regardless of whether they will be effective or not. I've always had the same feeling about multiple consoles. What is the point if all they do is crash the surfer's browser? You CAN'T buy a membership to a porn site if your browser is crashing, can you? Sponsors should be a little smarter than that, I think.

07-08-2004, 07:47 PM	#25
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	yeah annoying as hell...

07-08-2004, 07:48 PM	#26
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway.

07-08-2004, 08:05 PM	#32
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

07-08-2004, 08:13 PM	#37
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	Speaking of 'surfer banners', the Dark Cavern banner (umm Humm) isn't much better. (The one with the word 'slut' painted on the girl''s ass).

07-08-2004, 08:16 PM	#38
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,964	Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

07-08-2004, 08:16 PM	#39
Veterans Day Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Windy City Posts: 8,403	arrogant bitch, nice reply. Take some advice from potential money makers and lose the fuckin stupid moaning. __________________ Build a Massive Traffic Network, Hands FREE, Totally Automated

07-08-2004, 08:18 PM	#40
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	fawk I just got hit by the banner again :-(

07-08-2004, 08:21 PM	#43
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	I'd probably be more pissed if she didn't have such a damn sexy voice!

07-08-2004, 08:32 PM	#47
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	i could listen to allie's voice again and again - it's soo fucking awesome. if you don't like it - dont' come to gfy __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

07-08-2004, 08:44 PM	#50
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	The smugness with which they have handled the situation definitely turns me off __________________ Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.