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07-08-2004, 01:21 PM
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Joke Of The Day
John Kerry was out for his morning jog, when he came across a young girl sitting along side the path with a box of kittens. He stopped and introduced himself and asked the girl what kind of kittens they were.
"There DEMOCRATS Mr. Kerry" John started smiling and laughing and jogged off. The next day, he had talked John Edwards into jogging with him, and as they jogged down the path, the same little girl was sitting there with the box of kittens she was giving away. Ecstatic about what had happened the day before, Kerry told Edwards to follow him. AS they approached the little girl, Kerry asked her, Hannah, please tell Mr. Edwards what kind of kittens those are. "There REPUBLICANS, she said".... Pissed off at what he had just heard, he said yesterday you told me they were Democrats. Hannah said ?I know I did, but today their eyes are open" LMFAO!  |
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07-08-2004, 01:24 PM
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good joke
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07-08-2004, 02:56 PM
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old and unoriginal, i think i first heard this more than 10 years ago except it was a clinton joke
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07-08-2004, 04:11 PM
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hehe
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07-09-2004, 12:24 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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hehehehe smart girl i'd say
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