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jawanda · 07-05-2004, 11:33 PM

Well guys,

I moved out to Chicago about 2 months ago to be with my girlfriend... right after selling off my last profitable website (to pay for the moving costs) ... and I've been looking for a job ever sense.

So far, it has not worked out as planned. I have applied for so many jobs, but most big corps are looking for someone with a degree, REGARDLESS of your experience, so I've been pretty much shafted at every turn.

This is my last chance, if I don't get a job this week I will be moving back to Lake Tahoe (not such a horrible thing I guess...) to live with my Mom for a while.

Bring on the "Pathetic Newbie, living with your mom" posts ... but that's the way it is. I made decent money last year, and now I owe the US/Cal governement about 9k in taxes .... so fuck me.

I'm not looking for a handout, but if anyone wants to hire a webmaster/promoter/SEO'er/flash designer/VB programmer in the next few days, I would be STOKED to work for you. And even though my portfolio is not that large, I PROMISE you I will do some good work. I will stay up working 19 hrs a day for 8 hrs a day pay ... I just need a fucking job badly.

My beta portfolio / resume can be found at:

http://phil.hasfun.com

Password for my resume: "pmprivate".

That's it. If this doesn't work, I give up. My girlfriend can cry all she wants, I am out of here. I just can't fucking afford it.

Thanks people,

-Phil

wdsguy · 07-05-2004, 11:36 PM

best of luck to ya bro. Unfortunately yea people get screwed if they don't have a degree even though they might have experience.

but tahoe isn't so bad

Manowar · 07-05-2004, 11:41 PM

Do you do double anal ?

jawanda · 07-05-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
best of luck to ya bro. Unfortunately yea people get screwed if they don't have a degree even though they might have experience.

but tahoe isn't so bad

Thanks man, I know ending up back in Tahoe is not such a horrible result ... but I will feel pretty shitty knowing that I made a true effort out here and couldn't cut it.

Anyway, thanks for the encouragement man.

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
[B]Do you do double anal ?B]

Uhm ... no. Which end would I be on? I'm seriously that desperate

-P

fr8 · 07-05-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Do you do double anal ?

Someone should have some work they need done. Its just the waiting game thats going to hurt. Good luck.

SleazyDream · 07-05-2004, 11:45 PM

idiot

johnbosh · 07-05-2004, 11:47 PM

hmmz, desperate?

jawanda · 07-05-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
idiot

Thanks dick

I always thought you were a pretty legit guy. Goes to show you, knowing someone through their GFY posts don't mean shit.

Cya,

-P

herbal logic · 07-05-2004, 11:48 PM

hi,

we're in chicago. Office on chicago/halsted and are looking for someone to do light html/seo work. drop me an email with your contact info zz at grayshift.com

Trixie Racer · 07-05-2004, 11:49 PM

Your resume does not include links of the sites/pages you've built. Please give us a list.

jawanda · 07-05-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbal logic
hi,

we're in chicago. Office on chicago/halsted and are looking for someone to do light html/seo work. drop me an email with your contact info zz at grayshift.com

Thanks man, emailing you now!

-Phil

SleazyDream · 07-05-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Thanks dick

I always thought you were a pretty legit guy. Goes to show you, knowing someone through their GFY posts don't mean shit.

Cya,

-P

oh, i'm sorry - i was supposed to feel sorry for you.. wa wa wa - sniff sniff - you can't get a job - booo hooo - feel sorry enough for me to hire me....life is rough

you need a spanking and I PRAY your mommy will give it to you when you move back in with her.

GROW THE FUCK UP.

jawanda · 07-05-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
oh, i'm sorry - i was supposed to feel sorry for you.. wa wa wa - sniff sniff - you can't get a job - booo hooo - feel sorry enough for me to hire me....life is rough

you need a spanking and I PRAY your mommy will give it to you when you move back in with her.

GROW THE FUCK UP.

Heh. Wow.

Not even worth the argument. I feel like I stated my case pretty well in my first post, I am not looking for a handout or anything ... I'm just telling people how desperate I am so that they have a better idea of how hard I will work.

Thanks for bumping my thread.

-Phil

Trixie Racer · 07-05-2004, 11:59 PM

Again, do you have a list of links for us to check out so that we can examine work that YOU did?

herbal logic · 07-06-2004, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Thanks man, emailing you now!

-Phil

thanks. Ill be in touch tommorow.

jawanda · 07-06-2004, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Again, do you have a list of links for us to check out so that we can examine work that YOU did?

Hey Trixie,

The majority of my work over the last few years has been on the site SweetCams.net ... which I sold off earlier this year.

Although it may not look like much at face value, there were several hundred really well converting thumbnail galleries included in that site, and I'd be happy to upload / send more examples to anyone who's interested.

My main experience, through that site, has been creating TRUE amateur style promotional pages that convert like a mofo. I can also provide numbers / proof of sales vs traffic for anyone who is truly interested. (as well as other examples of flash / 3d / coding work, if necessary)

Thanks,

-Phil

PS - You can hit me up on icq at 278529998 or email phil (-a-) vjortho.com .

MrJackMeHoff · 07-06-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Hey Trixie,

The majority of my work over the last few years has been on the site SweetCams.net ... which I sold off earlier this year.

Although it may not look like much at face value, there were several hundred really well converting thumbnail galleries included in that site, and I'd be happy to upload / send more examples to anyone who's interested.

My main experience, through that site, has been creating TRUE amateur style promotional pages that convert like a mofo. I can also provide numbers / proof of sales vs traffic for anyone who is truly interested. (as well as other examples of flash / 3d / coding work, if necessary)

Thanks,

-Phil

PS - You can hit me up on icq at 278529998 or email phil (-a-) vjortho.com .

You can build galleries for me and give me most the money they make.

jawanda · 07-06-2004, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
You can build galleries for me and give me most the money they make.

Really??? Sounds like a deal!!!

Teeehehe.

-P

jawanda · 07-06-2004, 12:29 AM

K, last bump for the night, I'm heading to bed.

Anyone who's interested please leave me a message:

ICQ: 278529998

Chat Ango: philmosby.chat ango.com

email: phil (-a-) vjortho.com

Thanks people,

-Phil

p1mpdogg · 07-06-2004, 12:39 AM

work for epiccash 20% comission on referals.. sky is the limit

[Brian] · 07-06-2004, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
work for epiccash 20% comission on referals.. sky is the limit

make it 10% and I'm in

rounders · 07-06-2004, 01:02 AM

whoa [brian] speaks.

jwerd · 07-06-2004, 01:03 AM

Goodluck man :D

p1mpdogg · 07-06-2004, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
make it 10% and I'm in

sold! hehe

Babagirls · 07-06-2004, 01:42 AM

acutally, i have project that i could turn over to you.

i have my own personal site & i need a layout for it.

hit me up on ICQ or yahoo messenger. would love to help a neighbor out & free some time up for me as well!!!!!!

ICQ: 266-081-806
Yahoo: Babagirls18

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-06-2004, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
I'm not looking for a handout, but if anyone wants to hire a SEO'er

A guy with SEO skills that is broke ...

AvanteGuard · 07-06-2004, 07:56 AM

Tahoe sucks lol....it seems to be a pit that not many people get out of. Cling to chicago! (and good luck)

TheViper · 07-06-2004, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
A guy with SEO skills that is broke ...

Yea, thats kinda ironically, I have to agree. If you are a decent SEO you should be able to make decent cash from it man.

EscortBiz · 07-06-2004, 08:13 AM

Of you have what to show SEO related email me at info at badtushy.com

I can hire you full time for that plus a few other things.

EviLGuY · 07-06-2004, 08:49 AM

Sounds like this whole move to Chicago wasnt very well thought out huh?

Well here's a bump for you anyways..

Jer · 07-06-2004, 12:10 PM

Bump

(do not miss EscortBiz's post)

BradM · 07-06-2004, 12:29 PM

Did you think about a job BEFORE you left?

jawanda · 07-06-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
acutally, i have project that i could turn over to you.

i have my own personal site & i need a layout for it.

hit me up on ICQ or yahoo messenger. would love to help a neighbor out & free some time up for me as well!!!!!!

ICQ: 266-081-806
Yahoo: Babagirls18

Just finishing up a layout for Babagirl's personal page ... very nice doing business with you Babagirl!

Here's the progress:

http://babagirl.hasfun.com/

Thanks for all the support people, I appreciate it. And I'm ready for more work! Bring it on.

-Phil

Babagirls · 07-06-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Just finishing up a layout for Babagirl's personal page ... very nice doing business with you Babagirl!

Here's the progress:

http://babagirl.hasfun.com/

Thanks for all the support people, I appreciate it. And I'm ready for more work! Bring it on.

-Phil

very nice doing biz with you also! great work, quick & awesome communication & understanding of what i wanted for my personal site!!! good job, Phil!!!!

Glad to be of some help & you just freed up some time for myself! We all have rough times, i've been there too. Thanks again hunny!

~Baba~

jawanda · 07-06-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
very nice doing biz with you also! great work, quick & awesome communication & understanding of what i wanted for my personal site!!! good job, Phil!!!!

Glad to be of some help & you just freed up some time for myself! We all have rough times, i've been there too. Thanks again hunny!

~Baba~

My pleasure, Baba !

FletchXXX, I just missed you on chat ango! I'll try to catch you on ICQ if I can find your number around here ... otherwise, please try me again

Thanks,

-Phil

fr33pr0n · 07-06-2004, 10:21 PM

I saw a "Now Hiring" sign on the front window of McDonalds at the corner of 28th St. & Union Ave.

NoCarrier · 07-06-2004, 10:23 PM

Hmmm.. I think that Oracle Porn is looking for someone to hold his beers next year. You might want to contact him.

jawanda · 07-06-2004, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr33pr0n
I saw a "Now Hiring" sign on the front window of McDonalds at the corner of 28th St. & Union Ave.

Nah, if I'm gonna go fast food it'll be Taco Bell. At least those guys got M4D SK1LLZ - bustin' out a burrito supreme in 5.5 seconds.

Fuckin' incredible!

jawanda · 07-07-2004, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Hmmm.. I think that Oracle Porn is looking for someone to hold his beers next year. You might want to contact him.

lol

Think he needs any 3d work done? I could come up with a SWEET logo for his cardboard box!

-Phil

07-05-2004, 11:33 PM	#1
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	My last ditch attempt to stay in Chicago ... HIRE ME PLEASE! I will prove myself! Well guys, I moved out to Chicago about 2 months ago to be with my girlfriend... right after selling off my last profitable website (to pay for the moving costs) ... and I've been looking for a job ever sense. So far, it has not worked out as planned. I have applied for so many jobs, but most big corps are looking for someone with a degree, REGARDLESS of your experience, so I've been pretty much shafted at every turn. This is my last chance, if I don't get a job this week I will be moving back to Lake Tahoe (not such a horrible thing I guess...) to live with my Mom for a while. Bring on the "Pathetic Newbie, living with your mom" posts ... but that's the way it is. I made decent money last year, and now I owe the US/Cal governement about 9k in taxes .... so fuck me. I'm not looking for a handout, but if anyone wants to hire a webmaster/promoter/SEO'er/flash designer/VB programmer in the next few days, I would be STOKED to work for you. And even though my portfolio is not that large, I PROMISE you I will do some good work. I will stay up working 19 hrs a day for 8 hrs a day pay ... I just need a fucking job badly. My beta portfolio / resume can be found at: http://phil.hasfun.com Password for my resume: "pmprivate". That's it. If this doesn't work, I give up. My girlfriend can cry all she wants, I am out of here. I just can't fucking afford it. Thanks people, -Phil

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	best of luck to ya bro. Unfortunately yea people get screwed if they don't have a degree even though they might have experience. but tahoe isn't so bad

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07-06-2004, 12:29 AM	#19
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	K, last bump for the night, I'm heading to bed. Anyone who's interested please leave me a message: ICQ: 278529998 Chat Ango: philmosby.chat ango.com email: phil (-a-) vjortho.com Thanks people, -Phil

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07-06-2004, 12:10 PM	#31
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