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eroswebmaster · 07-07-2004, 08:53 AM

"Tommy why you pull that knife on me, I ain'ts be gottin' no weapon."

"I am gonna turn my back on you Tommy."

"Tommy, why you stabbeded me in the back Tommy."

LOL I'm paraphrasing here...but was watching The Hollywood Shuffle the night before last and that shit just cracks me up.

Tala · 07-07-2004, 08:56 AM

One of my favorite lines is from the movie "Clerks":

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

eroswebmaster · 07-07-2004, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
One of my favorite lines is from the movie "Clerks":

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

LOL yeah that is a good one.

Meta Ridley · 07-07-2004, 09:00 AM

"Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!"

Bansheelinks · 07-07-2004, 09:05 AM

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get money to make it
into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Annie Hall

He gives good meeting.

Annie Hall

Bansheelinks · 07-07-2004, 09:07 AM

Exchange in "Donnie Darko" over Smurfette's sexuality:

Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm.
Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn?t fuck. <Donnie shoots a bottle>
Ronald Fisher: That?s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn?t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel?s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario <laughs> is just couldn?t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don?t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That?s what?s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What?s the point of living if you don?t have a dick?
Sean Smith: <sighs> Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?

eroswebmaster · 07-07-2004, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get money to make it
into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Annie Hall

He gives good meeting.

Annie Hall

And the funny thing is it's so true about Hollywood...LOL

People are given credits in films like...Based upon a concept by Joe Schmo.

Manowar · 07-07-2004, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Exchange in "Donnie Darko" over Smurfette's sexuality:

Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm.
Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn?t fuck. <Donnie shoots a bottle>
Ronald Fisher: That?s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn?t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel?s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario <laughs> is just couldn?t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don?t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That?s what?s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What?s the point of living if you don?t have a dick?
Sean Smith: <sighs> Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?

EviLGuY · 07-07-2004, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
One of my favorite lines is from the movie "Clerks":

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Ha.. Clerks is great. I love when that ex girlfriend has sex with the dead old man in the john.

SykkBoy · 07-07-2004, 11:08 AM

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

"Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock."

-- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Rankings · 07-07-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Exchange in "Donnie Darko" over Smurfette's sexuality:

Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm.
Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn?t fuck. <Donnie shoots a bottle>
Ronald Fisher: That?s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn?t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel?s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario <laughs> is just couldn?t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don?t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That?s what?s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What?s the point of living if you don?t have a dick?
Sean Smith: <sighs> Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?

everybody knows that's why Smurfette is around. I've known that since I was 5

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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Exchange in "Donnie Darko" over Smurfette's sexuality: Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm. Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn?t fuck. <Donnie shoots a bottle> Ronald Fisher: That?s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape. Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn?t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel?s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario <laughs> is just couldn?t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don?t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That?s what?s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What?s the point of living if you don?t have a dick? Sean Smith: <sighs> Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?