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hottshot · 04-03-2001, 10:05 PM

You know you're in California if:

You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.

It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid
all the weather-related accidents.

Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

You can't remember... is pot legal?

You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and ethiopian.

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

You can't remember... is pot legal?

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and you Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about "THE STORM!"

Hey... is pot legal?

Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,La,Santa, De La, or De Los.

Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.

A family of four owns six vehicles.

Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over
almost as soon as you realize what's happening.

Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

Yeah, you're sure...? pot is legal.

And finally, a question:

Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.

abuckagig · 04-03-2001, 11:01 PM

Thanks! that was good.

RedShoe · 04-03-2001, 11:04 PM

I don't get it.

And what's with the pot? Is it legal? or not?

oscer · 04-03-2001, 11:25 PM

Cali is Fucked up Pot is Legal for Some and Not For others

and there power system is about 20 years Behind the Times and Constantly Fails

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ElvisTG · 04-03-2001, 11:50 PM

Pot is legal... why is that funny?

longhair · 04-04-2001, 11:52 AM

It's funny, but also true.

aprilkorova · 04-04-2001, 12:36 PM

ROTFLMAO Hottshot!

Very funny, I love Cali jokes.

The one that Blakkfrog, I believe, did about the Cali drivers test application is still up on my wall. I shall add this to my collection LOL.

AzteK · 04-04-2001, 09:14 PM

LONG LIVE CALIFORNIA!

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04-03-2001, 10:05 PM	#1
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	You know you're in California if You know you're in California if: You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house. It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze. You can't remember... is pot legal? You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and ethiopian. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. You can't remember... is pot legal? A really great parking space can move you to tears. The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and you Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about "THE STORM!" Hey... is pot legal? Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,La,Santa, De La, or De Los. Two overcast days in a row drive you mad. A family of four owns six vehicles. Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you realize what's happening. Even if the store is across the street, you drive there. Yeah, you're sure...? pot is legal. And finally, a question: Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.

04-03-2001, 11:01 PM	#2
abuckagig Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9	Thanks! that was good.

04-03-2001, 11:04 PM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I don't get it. And what's with the pot? Is it legal? or not?

04-03-2001, 11:25 PM	#4
oscer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,834	Cali is Fucked up Pot is Legal for Some and Not For others and there power system is about 20 years Behind the Times and Constantly Fails ------------------ Stynk Adult Freehost

04-03-2001, 11:50 PM	#5
ElvisTG Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Raytown, MO USA Posts: 111	Pot is legal... why is that funny?

04-04-2001, 11:52 AM	#6
longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	It's funny, but also true.

04-04-2001, 12:36 PM	#7
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	ROTFLMAO Hottshot! Very funny, I love Cali jokes. The one that Blakkfrog, I believe, did about the Cali drivers test application is still up on my wall. I shall add this to my collection LOL.

04-04-2001, 09:14 PM	#8
AzteK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northern Cali, USA Posts: 3,446	LONG LIVE CALIFORNIA! <---------