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Damn I hate crying kids
If I walk into a restaurant and there are kids crying, I get up and leave . . . .give no thought to it, but now I have a real problem,
The old lady that lived across the street eventually died, and now some young family with a couple of young kids, and an apparent unending stream of friends has moved in her place. The shrill scream of a 2 year old is enough to make me want to aim one of my mortars into their living room window |
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Nothing worse than been stuck on some long ass plane ride with screaming babies
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You own mortars?
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Then I say fire a warning shot over their bow. After that, it's go time.
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I have never understood why parents take offense when you look at them like wtf????
Not every place is a good place to bring your infants or even toddlers..... You dont see a couple in their thirties having a drink at the bottom of the slide.... so dont make a nice restaurant a fucking playground and while we are at it ......teenagers and especially people in their twenties..... PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND STRAIGHTEN YOUR BASEBALL CAP........NO NOW! |
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BACON BACON BACON
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not that i care if you have a mortar or not
but it shocks me that anyone can own a mortar at all did you buy it legally? i might be naive, but can you buy that shit in the states? nothing suprises me anymore |
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She is a vegetarian, so it kind of limits where we can go and she can have more than a green salad and mashed potatoes. She wanted to go to this nice Italian place in Manhattan, because she had been to the one in Sacramento, and figured it would be dressy enough for how we were. Imagine my surprise when we came in and there was some punk in his early 20's wearing his baseball cap backwards and looking all, what is the word the kids use these days . . . . thugish. Don't parents take the time to teach their kids anything about class any more? |
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IF I HAD A ROCKET LAUNCHER
Here comes the helicopter -- second time today Everybody scatters and hopes it goes away How many kids they've murdered only God can say If I had a rocket launcher...I'd make somebody pay I don't believe in guarded borders and I don't believe in hate I don't believe in generals or their stinking torture states And when I talk with the survivors of things too sickening to relate If I had a rocket launcher...I would retaliate On the Rio Lacantun, one hundred thousand wait To fall down from starvation -- or some less humane fate Cry for guatemala, with a corpse in every gate If I had a rocket launcher...I would not hesitate I want to raise every voice -- at least I've got to try Every time I think about it water rises to my eyes. Situation desperate, echoes of the victims cry If I had a rocket launcher...Some son of a bitch would die ~ Canadian recording artist Bruce Cockburn.
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throw the kids some nitequil they'll shut up quick
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As you know Lloyd I spent a couple years as a Marine Instructor at the School of Infantry....when we would pull staff duty part of our gig was to inspect the attire of the young lads before they went out off base in civilian attire.......
if i had any boxer or hat offenders i would make them line up and stand at attention whilee the rest of the troops went on their way..... I would ask....why.......why would you want to pull your fucking pants down to show your underwear....you look like a fucking retarded kid....only they know enough to pull up their fucking pants...... I dig being hip and all that....but this is the emperors new clothes here....... and there is not one of you here who can give me a compelling argument to defend this fashion atrocity so don't if there has ever been a sign of the end of the world....to me its when our youth has become so incredibly stupid they choose to walk around with falling down pants |
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That's one of the main reasons why I tend not to take my daughter out to many places. She likes any type of attention - good or bad, so when she doesn't get her way - it's the scream/squeel that is so piercing, that I was beginning to get severe ear problems at one point. The thing is, if you give her attention - upset, reprimand, it just gets worst - if you ignore her, it continues - so it's like a catch-22. I can't wait until she passes this phase! So I understand - without a doubt - your predicament
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Crying sucks for sure. Crank up some music.
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kids crying is the most annoying sound in the world...
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How the fuck can you look tough when you walk like a penguin....seriously........ If i was a "Pulled up Pants" kid I'd be whipping their ass.....why??? because our special ed droppy poopy pants tough guys would be too busy looking like a dork with pants around the ankles..... |
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What pisses me off is that my son and I like to go to IHOP for late night dinners. We never even go until like 11 PM. I can't believe people have the nerve to be taking their kids out to eat at that hour, but sure enough, the last 3 times we have been there we have walked out before the waiter could get water on our table. Then we end up driving 20 miles to Izzy's . . . . should probably just start off heading that way |
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Children need to learn how to behave appropriately in every situation. You can't let your kid run wild like a maniac at home then expect them to know how to behave in public. When there are expectations, boundaries, and consistent consequences, you won't have a problem.
I have 3 children and we take them to very nice restaurants. I see people cringe when we walk in because they think we're going to ruin their dining experience. These are the people who come over to our table to commend our children and thank us for having such nice, well-behaved kids. (they're 3, 6, and 9, btw) That tantrum shit doesn't fly with us. Quote:
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Befriend the kids, then instead of crying, they will come to your house with smiles
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why im never having kids.
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My God there are some miseries in this thread.
I suppose none of you were kids. I shudder to remember what I looked like in the late 60s, all flower power, bells beads and kaftans. My Dad use to think I was going to a wedding or funeral if I wore shoes. ![]() From now only those who never cried as babies are allowed to post. ![]() |
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