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swoop · 07-05-2004, 05:21 PM

Something new to say before bedtime??

As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'Cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
And brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance, and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

mynetporn · 07-05-2004, 05:24 PM

VirtuMike · 07-05-2004, 05:31 PM

Amen.

Lykos · 07-05-2004, 08:13 PM

Amen

Illicit · 07-05-2004, 08:16 PM

I'll say that nightly... Amen !

07-05-2004, 05:21 PM	#1
swoop Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,903	Men's Prayer Something new to say before bedtime?? As I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a woman, who's very cheap. One who's sexy, blonde and long. Who notices that she's mostly wrong. One who sucks and doesn't speak. And promises to do so, once a week. I pray that she is very randy, 'Cause one like that would come in handy. Opens her leg and lies on the floor, And once I'm done, she begs for more. Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind. Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind! One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' And brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen! I pray that she'll last right up to the end, And would never complain when I do her best friend. Thanks in advance, and you know I can't wait, so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late. Amen. __________________ Earn 50 % Per Sale - Weekly Payments by check, wire, PayPal, or ePassporte

07-05-2004, 05:31 PM	#3
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Amen. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

07-05-2004, 08:13 PM	#4
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	Amen __________________

07-05-2004, 08:16 PM	#5
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I'll say that nightly... Amen ! __________________ Insert Sig Here

07-05-2004, 05:24 PM	#2
mynetporn Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: FL Posts: 1,154