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BVF · 07-05-2004, 06:54 PM

Tried to login to the howardstern board and got this:

Hey Now everyone this is Howard and I'm writing to you because this bulletin board has been quite the experience. Like you, I have been unable to log on since this morning and post my crap. Let me explain what is going on and see if I get this right. I've been on the phone with the various computer experts, Dreamtank, Jeff Schick from IBM and just about everyone except Bill Gates and the basic opinion is that they have never seen anything on the internet like what happened today. Within minutes of opening the BB we had thousands log on and at one point this afternoon forty thousand people were on the board creating a community for all of us. The problem was that over one hundred thousand people were waiting to get in and that's when one server blew up (whatever that means.) The guys at Dreamtank told me we fried the server and that sounds serious. All of the servers that Dreamtank owns were put into action but they couldn't handle the demand and they were forced to shut down. They tried something called a lock down for awhile but that didn't do the trick. Here's what I'm thinking about when it comes to the next move. Since we need stacks of servers to accommodate the demand I will begin thinking about a few advertisers. The original thought was that three servers would handle all the traffic and apparently that doesn't even begin to put a dent in the amount of hardware we need. I have been approached by several sponsors and I'm thinking that this is the only way to create an operation that can pay for all the servers. I can imagine a bulletin board where all of us can communicate in the event that the FCC has their way with the show and I am forced to go off the air for awhile until we can all regroup somewhere. In order to create a bb that will allow hundreds of thousands of people it will take a few days to figure out a plan. So in the meantime the guys will try to create a BB that will allow ten thousand people in at a time. At least some people will be able to use the boards while we begin to build an environment that can accommodate everyone. Like an overcrowded club the BB will let one person in when someone leaves, or something like that. Hopefully Lizzie Grubman won't show up at the club and run people over in the parking lot. That's the scoop. Keep checking back and we will begin to get this thing up and running. Over the next couple of days we should be able to handle hundreds of thousands of people once we pull it all together. When that happens we will have the largest community of people gathered together under one roof on the internet...like Woodstock but without the music, the drugs and the mud. I have no ability to explain what is going on technically and I'm sure my rudimentary understanding of all this is laughable but that's all I know right now. I'll keep you posted.
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Juicy if you're one of the moderators, you KNOW that howard stern's board will make a shitload of money for both them and the sponsors...Since you do porn, you have the inside track on recommending some advertisers...Be sure to mention good ole BVF as thanks for this fabulous idea and be sure to have em send some of that traffic my way.

Juicy D. Links · 07-05-2004, 06:57 PM

I am the main mod there. This has been in the works for the last few months.

I will be dealing with the Howard Staff here in NY and such.

A big order of servers have been ordered to deal with what happened last week.

I have rules to follow , its Howards board and what he says goes and so on....

hova · 07-05-2004, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am the main mod there. This has been in the works for the last few months.

I will be dealing with the Howard Staff here in NY and such.

A big order of servers have been ordered to deal with what happened last week.

I have rules to follow , its Howards board and what he says goes and so on....

But Howard thinks Im sexy......

jawanda · 07-05-2004, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am the main mod there. This has been in the works for the last few months.

I will be dealing with the Howard Staff here in NY and such.

A big order of servers have been ordered to deal with what happened last week.

I have rules to follow , its Howards board and what he says goes and so on....

Juicy, how the fuck did you get that position????

That is fucking SWEET man. Way to go.

-Phil

Juicy D. Links · 07-05-2004, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Juicy, how the fuck did you get that position????

That is fucking SWEET man. Way to go.

-Phil

pornstar2pac · 07-05-2004, 07:03 PM

F Jackie.

I was a diehard stern listener back in 91-99. I stoped listening after they let Jackie. I thought he was one who made the show.. everytime fred or howard would make fun of Jackie on how cheap was classic

pornstar2pac has spoken

brand0n · 07-05-2004, 07:06 PM

juicy
the weed site, i forget the url, just a half a mention somewhere...omg

Tom_PMs · 07-05-2004, 07:06 PM

As soon as I saw that message go up, I remembered Juicy asking about the URL for NY Scores clubs and said to myself, "Self, I think maybe I know why he asked" Then I replied, "STFU, it's none of your business"

pxxx · 07-05-2004, 07:07 PM

Huge move Juicy, wtg.

doober · 07-05-2004, 07:08 PM

congrats juicy!

AVM · 07-05-2004, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
F Jackie.

I was a diehard stern listener back in 91-99. I stoped listening after they let Jackie. I thought he was one who made the show.. everytime fred or howard would make fun of Jackie on how cheap was classic

Artie > Jackie.

JFK · 07-05-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am the main mod there. This has been in the works for the last few months.

I will be dealing with the Howard Staff here in NY and such.

A big order of servers have been ordered to deal with what happened last week.

I have rules to follow , its Howards board and what he says goes and so on....

Congrats

TweetyBird · 07-05-2004, 07:31 PM

good job Juicy

Illicit · 07-05-2004, 07:33 PM

they got sigs on dat board ? could you say, advertise a good porn site in your sig ?

xxxdesign-net · 07-05-2004, 07:35 PM

whats your nick there? juicylinks?

Juicy D. Links · 07-05-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
whats your nick there? juicylinks?

i have a few nicks

brand0n · 07-05-2004, 07:48 PM

i just got an email from juicy about this. he told me to keep it hush hush. ive decided to share it with you
http://www.weed.com/juicy/email.jpg

Mr. Jim · 07-05-2004, 07:50 PM

call me please

brand0n · 07-05-2004, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
call me please

whats your number

07-05-2004, 06:54 PM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Gotdamn Juicy here's your chance to make us all some easy money. Tried to login to the howardstern board and got this: Hey Now everyone this is Howard and I'm writing to you because this bulletin board has been quite the experience. Like you, I have been unable to log on since this morning and post my crap. Let me explain what is going on and see if I get this right. I've been on the phone with the various computer experts, Dreamtank, Jeff Schick from IBM and just about everyone except Bill Gates and the basic opinion is that they have never seen anything on the internet like what happened today. Within minutes of opening the BB we had thousands log on and at one point this afternoon forty thousand people were on the board creating a community for all of us. The problem was that over one hundred thousand people were waiting to get in and that's when one server blew up (whatever that means.) The guys at Dreamtank told me we fried the server and that sounds serious. All of the servers that Dreamtank owns were put into action but they couldn't handle the demand and they were forced to shut down. They tried something called a lock down for awhile but that didn't do the trick. Here's what I'm thinking about when it comes to the next move. Since we need stacks of servers to accommodate the demand I will begin thinking about a few advertisers. The original thought was that three servers would handle all the traffic and apparently that doesn't even begin to put a dent in the amount of hardware we need. I have been approached by several sponsors and I'm thinking that this is the only way to create an operation that can pay for all the servers. I can imagine a bulletin board where all of us can communicate in the event that the FCC has their way with the show and I am forced to go off the air for awhile until we can all regroup somewhere. In order to create a bb that will allow hundreds of thousands of people it will take a few days to figure out a plan. So in the meantime the guys will try to create a BB that will allow ten thousand people in at a time. At least some people will be able to use the boards while we begin to build an environment that can accommodate everyone. Like an overcrowded club the BB will let one person in when someone leaves, or something like that. Hopefully Lizzie Grubman won't show up at the club and run people over in the parking lot. That's the scoop. Keep checking back and we will begin to get this thing up and running. Over the next couple of days we should be able to handle hundreds of thousands of people once we pull it all together. When that happens we will have the largest community of people gathered together under one roof on the internet...like Woodstock but without the music, the drugs and the mud. I have no ability to explain what is going on technically and I'm sure my rudimentary understanding of all this is laughable but that's all I know right now. I'll keep you posted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Juicy if you're one of the moderators, you KNOW that howard stern's board will make a shitload of money for both them and the sponsors...Since you do porn, you have the inside track on recommending some advertisers...Be sure to mention good ole BVF as thanks for this fabulous idea and be sure to have em send some of that traffic my way. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

07-05-2004, 07:03 PM	#6
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	F Jackie. I was a diehard stern listener back in 91-99. I stoped listening after they let Jackie. I thought he was one who made the show.. everytime fred or howard would make fun of Jackie on how cheap was classic pornstar2pac has spoken __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

07-05-2004, 07:06 PM	#7
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	juicy the weed site, i forget the url, just a half a mention somewhere...omg __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

07-05-2004, 07:31 PM	#13
TweetyBird Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canadian this !!! Posts: 8,532	good job Juicy __________________ sig for sale. ICQ :338213644

07-05-2004, 07:33 PM	#14
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	they got sigs on dat board ? could you say, advertise a good porn site in your sig ? __________________ Insert Sig Here

07-05-2004, 06:57 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I am the main mod there. This has been in the works for the last few months. I will be dealing with the Howard Staff here in NY and such. A big order of servers have been ordered to deal with what happened last week. I have rules to follow , its Howards board and what he says goes and so on....

07-05-2004, 07:06 PM	#8
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	As soon as I saw that message go up, I remembered Juicy asking about the URL for NY Scores clubs and said to myself, "Self, I think maybe I know why he asked" Then I replied, "STFU, it's none of your business"

07-05-2004, 07:07 PM	#9
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Huge move Juicy, wtg.

07-05-2004, 07:08 PM	#10
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	congrats juicy!

07-05-2004, 07:35 PM	#15
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	whats your nick there? juicylinks?

07-05-2004, 07:48 PM	#17
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	i just got an email from juicy about this. he told me to keep it hush hush. ive decided to share it with you http://www.weed.com/juicy/email.jpg __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

07-05-2004, 07:50 PM	#18
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	call me please