haha.. thanks Chad... I was hearin' the cow's comin home myself..

funny thread Sleazy :thumbsup

wow:D

LMAO how about who's list Seth is on as well ;-)

poor WiredGuy...he has no idea all the drama that is going on about him at this very moment

i can ONLY hope he shows up for his flight

You missed my number. At the top of the list like so:

!BradM
so I appear first

#1
t*m#n

no doubt (checks phone)

actually his complete contact info is online you just have to know where to look and its public knowledge he has a whole website that is just his contact info

So did WG ever show up?

Holy fucking Crap, no wonder hes an SEO guru

This is just another one of those Sleazy style promotions. This time it's for WG.

Now everyone knows or THINKS they know that WG is well connected to Google. Does this help him get SEO consulting biz?

If someone has pointed this out already, sorry. It's just hard reading through some of the pissing contest bullshit.

i have bush's cellphone

I am not an idiot. Trying to clarify your "foot in mouth" thread hardly qualifies me as an idiot and "throwing you a bone" seems more like your lame attempt at damage control.

There are two possible scenarios, both of which earn you the title of "idiot" and much worse:

Scenario A

You made all this up including WG being missing because you think it is funny, good drama or what the fuck ever.

But it isn't funny at all and any drama created just makes you look like a fool at the expense of WG.

"Boy who cried wolf" stories aren't funny when continued this long and will blow up in your face either now or later.

It would also ruin your "we are partying big time up here" bragging, out the window if you are so bored you have time to lookup phone numbers and enter them on a cell phone etc.

Scenario B

This is all true. In which case you have invaded WG's privacy, betrayed his friendship, possibly compromised his business relationships etc etc by doing this WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.

You also haven't done enough to locate him if he has really been missing for this long. If it has been 24 hours you should go to the cops.


WG has helped a lot of people over the years including myself and I think you have done him a great disservice whether scenario A or B is true.

Whenever you post your famous "idiot" replies from now on, everyone will remember this thread and know who the real idiot is. Even the sheep will remember. :1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hum im stumped for words here. a few hours ago your friend is missing and now you are posting pics of his cellphone? whats the deal here?

okay, I feel the need to comment here. If you ever see me walk out of a club with 1, 2 or more hot chicks, and you do not hear from me in 24 hours, please do not call the cops.

I will be very pissed if they find me.

our thoughts exactly - but we decided that if we dont' hear from him tomorrow by mid day we are going to call the police....but that's 2 1/2 days - more than enough time to have fun with two women.....

Sleazy's RULE #1

Anyone who says they ARE NOT an idiot - IS an IDIOT. PERIOD.

I prefer that you use the 10 day rule with me should it become an issue. Besides, what good are the cops going to do? You really think he was kidnapped?

to be honest no. i think he had the TIME OF HIS LIFE. last I saw those two babe were all over him and really into him and he was in HEAVEN with them....

fuck that...if it's me, CALL THE FUCKING COPS! In fact, if I don't call somebody by 3 pm the next day I want an Amber alert put out on me.

Once I bust my nut, im outta there. I don't see the reasoning with hanging out with strange women while I'm visiting a town and completely ignoring the people who I was there to visit.

They could have him locked in some basement in a cage and torturing him . ..I've seen too many movies where they lock up some stranger and use him as a slave.

Remember Pulp Fiction?

Remember that movie where the woman imprisons the man who wrote her favorite novels and broke his feet after he tried to escape?

I have no doubt in my mind that in the wilds of canada, there are sick people with underground prisons to keep their slaves.

If he's making all that cheese with the SEO work and pushing pornography, then it's a sad state of affairs to where the highlight of one's life is fucking with two strange whores who act like they give a fuck about him.

I'm telling you now. Call the police. He could be sitting somewhere chained up with one of those Black S&M zipper masks on.

Sorry but I only follow my own rules.

All joking aside, are you sure you guys want to wait until noon tomorrow to call the cops?

Two days is too long not to contact you. Even if I was getting head 24/7, I would have the courtesy to let my friends know what's up.

I would call them now if you haven't already. If he is in trouble the sooner you call the better and if he is fine then no big deal. :(

Where's WG?

Yes WHERE is WG ......what did you guys do with him ?? :helpme

you didnt find WG yet !!??!!
:helpme :helpme :helpme

Hey hey, congrats! Someone knows their Google execs really well! Thankfully my cell phone doesn't store extensions so it would make it very difficult to get past the executive secretaries unless they know who's calling :winkwink:

WG

LOL, I'd love to see how Eric Schmidt would reply :winkwink:
WG

By the way, for those of you trying to figure out the numbers, my cell phone doesn't store extensions and these office numbers are not hard to find. Thankfully, sleazy didn't post any of the personal cell phone numbers online, phew!

WG

Bingo :winkwink:

Where do you think I got the GooglePriorityId's from :)
WG

Ho shit, this man is big ! :321GFY

I wasn't aware I had a consulting business. Last I checked I worked the affiliate angle and only consulted for one or two clients who I am very close with.

WG

Are you who I think you are?
WG

so, what's the story of your disappearance dude? i want allllll the juicy details ;)

I went on vacation for 5 days with JMan and Sleazy out in Gimli (near Winnipeg), the details, well, let's just say that those two guys let the imaginations of people on GFY run wild :)

WG