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pimplink 07-03-2004 01:20 AM

Post some, please barbie......

punker barbie 07-03-2004 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by JoeB
Last time I went I got so fucked up and started blabbing about producing films. Next I whooped out my fuckin' camera phone and the girls had no problem takin' pics! (Sorry they are all gone now) My wife did have a problem when she pulled it out of my pocket and it had pics of me and a bunch of strippers. It did not help that they were kissing me and grabbing my unit either! Whoops! So needless to say I don't really go to the clubs much anymore! Okay I do, I just don't take pictures anymore!


hahaha!!!:1orglaugh

pornJester 07-03-2004 08:45 AM

I can't remember the last time I went to a strip club. Not really my thing.

nastyking 07-03-2004 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
only really go at conventions..... and i only really go to buy lap danses for other people.....
what's your mother language?

polish_aristocrat 07-03-2004 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
I probably go once a month if not more......
How often do you go? :banana

never been in my life

Martin 07-03-2004 08:48 AM

Stop going to those places about 5 years ago. Go about once a year if that.

TweetyBird 07-03-2004 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
ya i hear ya but they look so damn good cant help myself, especialy when she hands me her #! LOL :)
hehe :glugglug

wyldblyss 07-03-2004 09:51 AM

I have never been to one. I have nothing against them, it is just something that has never appealed to me.

MeniJennaCash 07-03-2004 10:16 AM

The clubs where the girls make good $$$
i don't care to go
catch a girl on a slow night in a slow club
and you buy her a drink
and if got dialogue
you got digits

i've owned an agency since I turned 21, so I never fell for the bullshit fantasy of watching a girl dance

smokingdawn 07-03-2004 10:20 AM

I have never been to one

EviLGuY 07-03-2004 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
I probably go once a month if not more......
How often do you go? :banana

I haven't been to a strip club since I was 20. I find them.. boring now.

TheEnforcer 07-03-2004 12:12 PM

Strip clubs are as boring as watching paint dry!! Been there and done that and I don't find it interesting any more. now, if i went with a smart and sexy girl like yourself who doesn't mind tipping the dancers THEN I would enjoy going to a strip club, but otherwise I'm pretty bored with em.

Gottis 07-03-2004 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
ya i hear ya but they look so damn good cant help myself, especialy when she hands me her #! LOL :)
Has it never occured to you why it's so damn dark inside them strip clubs? Sneak into the ladies room and watch "the hotties" in the light. By doing this you'll save a lot of money. :thumbsup

jm_247live 07-03-2004 12:18 PM

When I'm in south florida I go 3 to 4 times week. I am friends with the owners of a few of the clubs so me and the crew chill at the clubs quite a bit. Plus in south florida you get a mix of people going guys and girls so it's almost like a regular club.

Face (o_0) 07-03-2004 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
ya i hear ya but they look so damn good cant help myself, especialy when she hands me her #! LOL :)
:Graucho happened to me too

punker barbie 07-04-2004 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Jon Adolfsson
Has it never occured to you why it's so damn dark inside them strip clubs? Sneak into the ladies room and watch "the hotties" in the light. By doing this you'll save a lot of money. :thumbsup

hahaha the ladies restroom was their dressing room :)
i was able to see in the light which ladies were hot and which ones werent LOL

guess being a chick has a few perks ....

Peter Romero 07-04-2004 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
if he would have let me come along and get dances as well, he just absolutely REFUSES to take me and claims that it's "not cool" and "pussy whipped" to take your gf to a club. But I wouldn't have minded to come along!
That's funny... whenever I go into a strip club I bring a barage of hot chicks with me and get lap dances for all of them especially my girlfriend and all the guys look at me & treat me as if I'm a GOD!!! But what do I know... I do this for a living.

In fact... we went last night & my G/F gotta hella drunk & horny & grabbin all the girls & giving them business cards. Gotta love it.

ModelBuffet 07-04-2004 11:07 AM

which club did you go to?

CyberBachelor 07-04-2004 11:33 AM

no pics???? :(

punker barbie 07-04-2004 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by ModelBuffet
which club did you go to?

it was called the Candy Store :)

punker barbie 07-04-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by CyberBachelor
no pics???? :(
sorry babe, next time !!!!

punker barbie 07-04-2004 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy


In fact... we went last night & my G/F gotta hella drunk & horny & grabbin all the girls & giving them business cards. Gotta love it.


My kind of chick!!!! Right on!

NoCarrier 07-04-2004 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
i cant stand strip clubs, girls looking at me like i want them haha.
Yeah.. I hate that also.. Just because you're naked doesn't mean I want you. I love it when they get pissed when you stare at them in the eyes.

MikeHawk 07-04-2004 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
YES, Chaos was there. And if he had gone with out me its no biggie i understand.... It seems like the grass is always greener on the other side. Its like if a man has a GF with Big boobs sometimes he wants a chick with small boobs. To me thats totally understandable. The only thing that would rub me the wrong way was if he lied like you say he did! To be honest id leave him for that. If he lied about a stupid lap dance what else has he lied about?????

And if you are ever in the Phoenix area it would be my pleasure to take you to a Strip Club! :Graucho


PB and Chaos...YOU ROCK....I want to party with you guys for sure!....Lets hit some strip clubs in Florida..when we are out there.... Sounds like you had a very good time Miss Punker.... :glugglug

wonder 07-04-2004 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
it was called the Candy Store :)
cave creek & union hills correct?

wanna go to christies on 32nd & van buren?
best club in phx by far :thumbsup

punker barbie 07-04-2004 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by wonder
cave creek & union hills correct?

wanna go to christies on 32nd st of the 202 by van buren? best club in phx by far :thumbsup

Ive been to christies, great place!!!!

The thing about The Candy Store is they have $5 dollar lap dances lol :)

punker barbie 07-04-2004 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by MikeHawk
PB and Chaos...YOU ROCK....I want to party with you guys for sure!....Lets hit some strip clubs in Florida..when we are out there.... Sounds like you had a very good time Miss Punker.... :glugglug

Hells yes we are going to hit up a strip bar in Florida!!!!!!!
Cant wait!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-04-2004 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I love to try and make the stripper crack up
I don't give a fuck what she wants to be when she grows up, I don't care what her favorite food is.,.I just want her to grind my cock while I look up at her and make silly faces and fart noises...

Have I danced for you before:1orglaugh Guys like you make strippers evenings. Nothing like getting a good laugh while doing the daily bump and grind. I had a guy that wanted me to fart on him while dancing... no problem sir, sat on his lap ripping farts and laughing our asses off..no one knew what was up ..our own little putrid secret....got paid well for that bit of fun.:1orglaugh

baddog 07-04-2004 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by stevo
Its been a few years :(

I dont like it when women pretend to be nice to you, just for your money. :winkwink:

guess what, that is the only reason any of them pretend to be nice to you

baddog 07-04-2004 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy


The only thing that sucks is that the women will not approach us when she is with me!


:mad:

That is strange, she must be giving them the evil eye or something. I have one girl I bring with me to go to bars because she is such a great chick magnet . . . . better than a puppy even.

sexykitten 07-04-2004 01:28 PM

Since I moved to Toronto, I haven't been to a strip joint. I used to go back in my hometown, but they were nothing special. Anyone suggest a good place to go to in Toronto...that the girls aren't scared of girls! :winkwink:

escorpio 07-04-2004 02:27 PM

Fuck the clubs in Phoenix and Tucson. The strip clubs in Nogales get my business when I'm in Arizona.

bad_girl 07-04-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by sexykitten
Since I moved to Toronto, I haven't been to a strip joint. I used to go back in my hometown, but they were nothing special. Anyone suggest a good place to go to in Toronto...that the girls aren't scared of girls! :winkwink:
Whiskey a gogo is the only decent place. The other ones are sad. Last time I went to cheaters I saw a 40year old pregnant woman with a huge bush strip, and this was on a friday when they have their best dancers.

BG

SykkBoy 07-04-2004 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Have I danced for you before:1orglaugh Guys like you make strippers evenings. Nothing like getting a good laugh while doing the daily bump and grind. I had a guy that wanted me to fart on him while dancing... no problem sir, sat on his lap ripping farts and laughing our asses off..no one knew what was up ..our own little putrid secret....got paid well for that bit of fun.:1orglaugh
I don't know
where'd you dance? ;-)


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