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sillysillyme · 07-02-2004, 04:38 AM

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off! Angrily, the woman tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away with her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age,the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

Ash@phpFX · 07-02-2004, 04:48 AM

=^..^= · 07-02-2004, 04:52 AM

too funny

Loch · 07-02-2004, 04:56 AM

LMAO

Heard one similar not to long ago but still good!

EviLGuY · 07-02-2004, 06:08 AM

LOL.. great punchline.

ModelBuffet · 07-02-2004, 06:10 AM

07-02-2004, 04:38 AM	#1
sillysillyme Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: La La Land Posts: 156	need a laugh?? A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off! Angrily, the woman tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away with her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age,the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

07-02-2004, 04:52 AM	#3
=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	too funny __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

07-02-2004, 04:56 AM	#4
Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	LMAO Heard one similar not to long ago but still good! __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

07-02-2004, 06:10 AM	#6
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07-02-2004, 04:48 AM	#2
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07-02-2004, 06:08 AM	#5
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	LOL.. great punchline.