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  • Vitasoy
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Oct 2003
    • 58202

    #1601
    The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

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    • sid375
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2004
      • 1068

      #1602
      "I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic."
      Peter Ustinov. sid375

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      • Vitasoy
        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
        • Oct 2003
        • 58202

        #1603
        The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.


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        • sid375
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          • Jul 2004
          • 1068

          #1604
          "I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass."
          Bob Davies. sid375

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          • Vitasoy
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Oct 2003
            • 58202

            #1605
            For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.


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            • sid375
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2004
              • 1068

              #1606
              And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
              Spike Milligan. sid375

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              • Vitasoy
                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #1607
                have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.


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                • sid375
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1068

                  #1608
                  "No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off."
                  Alan Bennett. sid375

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                  • Vitasoy
                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 58202

                    #1609
                    Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.


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                    • sid375
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1068

                      #1610
                      "I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
                      Joan Rivers. sid375

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                      • Vitasoy
                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 58202

                        #1611
                        More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.


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                        • sid375
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1068

                          #1612
                          "There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable."
                          Mark Twain. sid375

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #1613
                            Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.


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                            • sid375
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1068

                              #1614
                              "A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
                              Howard Scott.
                              sid375

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                              • Vitasoy
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #1615
                                As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.


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                                • sid375
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 1068

                                  #1616
                                  "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
                                  Douglas Adams. sid375

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                                  • Vitasoy
                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 58202

                                    #1617
                                    Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?
                                    Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.


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                                    • sid375
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 1068

                                      #1618
                                      "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
                                      Charles Lamb. sid375

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                                      • Vitasoy
                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #1619
                                        A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


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                                        • sid375
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 1068

                                          #1620
                                          "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
                                          Orson Welles.

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                                          • Vitasoy
                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #1621
                                            In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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                                            • sid375
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 1068

                                              #1622
                                              "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
                                              Mark Twain sid375

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                                              • Vitasoy
                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 58202

                                                #1623
                                                The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.


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                                                • sid375
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 1068

                                                  #1624
                                                  The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
                                                  letter in the Times newspaper. sid375

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                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 58202

                                                    #1625
                                                    Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.


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                                                    • sid375
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 1068

                                                      #1626
                                                      "In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
                                                      Harold Coffin. sid375

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                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #1627
                                                        Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.


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                                                        • sid375
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 1068

                                                          #1628
                                                          "The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
                                                          Charles Dickens. sid375

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                                                          • MinX
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 417

                                                            #1629
                                                            Omg....you guys still here....Good Morning

                                                            (Damn...I've got to count all these)lol
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                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 58202

                                                              #1630
                                                              I?ll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you?ve gone over to the Dark Side. But I?ll be fine. That?s the good thing about the Dark Side. Eventually, your eyes adjust.


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                                                              • sid375
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 1068

                                                                #1631
                                                                "Few great men would have got past personnel."
                                                                Paul Goodman sid375

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                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 58202

                                                                  #1632
                                                                  Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.


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                                                                  • sid375
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 1068

                                                                    #1633
                                                                    "When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
                                                                    Robert Morley. sid375

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                                                                    • sid375
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 1068

                                                                      #1634
                                                                      "If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
                                                                      Will Rogers.
                                                                      sid375

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                                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 58202

                                                                        #1635
                                                                        Originally posted by MinX
                                                                        Omg....you guys still here....Good Morning

                                                                        (Damn...I've got to count all these)lol
                                                                        I got my foot wet, i'm going to have to finish it



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                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 58202

                                                                          #1636
                                                                          I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.


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                                                                          • MinX
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                            • 417

                                                                            #1637
                                                                            Btw...good to see ya back sid375
                                                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                            • sid375
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 1068

                                                                              #1638
                                                                              Originally posted by MinX
                                                                              Omg....you guys still here....Good Morning

                                                                              (Damn...I've got to count all these)lol
                                                                              good morning ;) sid375

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                                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 58202

                                                                                #1639
                                                                                I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


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                                                                                • sid375
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 1068

                                                                                  #1640
                                                                                  "A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists."
                                                                                  CT Jones. sid375

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                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 58202

                                                                                    #1641
                                                                                    A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise

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                                                                                    • sid375
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 1068

                                                                                      #1642
                                                                                      Originally posted by MinX
                                                                                      Btw...good to see ya back sid375

                                                                                      erick wont be back in the office till monday , so I wont have my old nick back till then ;) you will have to add sid275 + sid375 post count , I hope that wont be a problem sid375

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                                                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                        • 58202

                                                                                        #1643
                                                                                        Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

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                                                                                        • sid375
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 1068

                                                                                          #1644
                                                                                          "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
                                                                                          Samuel Goldwyn. sid375

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                                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                            • 58202

                                                                                            #1645
                                                                                            It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.

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                                                                                            • sid375
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 1068

                                                                                              #1646
                                                                                              "We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
                                                                                              Keith Davis. sid375

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                                                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 58202

                                                                                                #1647
                                                                                                Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy

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                                                                                                • sid375
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                  #1648
                                                                                                  "Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top."
                                                                                                  John Imhoff. sid375

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                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 58202

                                                                                                    #1649
                                                                                                    Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.


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                                                                                                    • sid375
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                      #1650
                                                                                                      "His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
                                                                                                      Arthur Baer. sid375

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