There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
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Montana: At least our cows are sane! sid375Comment
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More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed! sid375Comment
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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once sid375Comment
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My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. sid375Comment
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I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states. sid375Comment
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut sid375Comment
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. sid375Comment
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up. sid375Comment
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet. sid375Comment
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Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. sid375Comment
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don't think I like feet as much as you do.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake. sid375Comment
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Oh, Peter, that tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot.
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! sid375Comment
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Lois, our relationship can not be measured in nipples and dimes ... nickels and boobs ... money.
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Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? sid375Comment
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$49.95? Are you sure we can afford this?
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. sid375Comment
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Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector. sid375Comment
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. sid375Comment
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand
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Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. sid375Comment
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Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. sid375Comment
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Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. sid375Comment
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Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again.
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