If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. sid375
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? sid375Comment
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. sid375Comment
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! sid375Comment
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If you can't convince them, confuse them. sid375Comment
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? sid375Comment
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If you get to it and you can't do it, well there you jolly well are, aren't you. sid375Comment
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If you haven't much education you must use your brain. sid375Comment
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welcome back vitasoy
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. sid375Comment
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Why thank you sir.Originally posted by sid375
welcome back vitasoy sid375
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. sid375Comment
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's sid375Comment
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Dang has anybody did a post count yet? If so what page is it on?Comment
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sid375 It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.Comment
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps
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no postcounts yet , but vitasoy is in the lead
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. sid375Comment
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. sid375Comment
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Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
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Keep honking. I'm reloading.
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. sid375Comment
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
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Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. sid375Comment
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. sid375Comment
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women
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They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. sid375Comment
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. sid375Comment
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They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. sid375Comment
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