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  • sid375
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 1068

    #931
    no postcounts yet , but vitasoy is in the lead sid375

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    • Vitasoy
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Oct 2003
      • 58202

      #932
      My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

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      • sid375
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2004
        • 1068

        #933
        Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. sid375

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        • Vitasoy
          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
          • Oct 2003
          • 58202

          #934
          Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is



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          • sid375
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2004
            • 1068

            #935
            Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. sid375

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            • Vitasoy
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Oct 2003
              • 58202

              #936
              Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor

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              • Vitasoy
                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #937
                Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet

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                • sid375
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1068

                  #938
                  Keep honking. I'm reloading.
                  sid375

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                  • Vitasoy
                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 58202

                    #939
                    Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.


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                    • sid375
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1068

                      #940
                      Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. sid375

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                      • Vitasoy
                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 58202

                        #941
                        Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

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                        • sid375
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1068

                          #942
                          Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. sid375

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                          • sid375
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1068

                            #943
                            Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. sid375

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                            • Vitasoy
                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 58202

                              #944
                              According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women

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                              • Vitasoy
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #945
                                They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful

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