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Lucy · 07-01-2004, 02:55 PM

and I really like it, somebody else?..........

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights, since they can't see each other's signing.
Well, they try several different approaches to the problem, but none of them work. Finally, the wife comes up with a workable solution. "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?" she signs. "For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea, and signs back to her, "Great idea. Now, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my dick one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull my dick fifty times."

zanycash Pete · 07-01-2004, 02:56 PM

not to bad!

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 02:56 PM

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Lucy · 07-01-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by zanycash Pete
not to bad!

thank you

kimzar · 07-01-2004, 03:07 PM

funny

mynetporn · 07-01-2004, 03:15 PM

funny

MinX · 07-01-2004, 03:16 PM

GigaChris · 07-01-2004, 03:17 PM

good one

Scott McD · 07-01-2004, 03:17 PM

Pretty good

Syl · 07-01-2004, 03:29 PM

hehe..funny

pimplink · 07-01-2004, 07:24 PM

I have read this somewhere in the net, but still funny!

doober · 07-01-2004, 07:26 PM

hehehe fucking funny

Spunky · 07-01-2004, 07:29 PM

Heh Heh

maxdaname · 07-01-2004, 08:01 PM

sicone · 07-01-2004, 08:03 PM

Good Shit

Mr. Marks · 07-01-2004, 10:54 PM

Firehorse · 07-02-2004, 12:10 AM

Good joke!

nofx · 07-02-2004, 12:14 AM

haha nice one

Ash@phpFX · 07-02-2004, 12:15 AM

old but still good

justfreemovies · 07-02-2004, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist

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every time i see a post by you i read the words in my mind to mr t's voice its fucking great

funny shit lol
gotta love it

07-01-2004, 02:55 PM	#1
Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	Just heard this joke.......... and I really like it, somebody else?.......... Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights, since they can't see each other's signing. Well, they try several different approaches to the problem, but none of them work. Finally, the wife comes up with a workable solution. "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?" she signs. "For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea, and signs back to her, "Great idea. Now, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my dick one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull my dick fifty times." __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]

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