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boneprone · 03-25-2001, 03:27 PM

I cant believe it.. I was bored as fuck on Saturdaynight, and told my wife lets get outta Portland and go somewhere.. Vegas was the first thing that came to mind.. We wanted the next flight out, and to be real sponatanous. But fuck, spring break up here in the Nortwest had just started, and all fights were booked.. I was even gunna pay 1200.00 bucks for a first class ticket, but they were all sold.. Then we decided to call Seattle Airport.. There was one leaving at 6:00 am Sunday.. So we drove to Seattle from Portland at about Midnight, cot there at aabout 4:00 am, and have been awake ever since.. Fuck I am tired!! But we are now in MOTHER FUCKING LAS VEGAS.. So now what?? Well sleep of course!! See ya all when I wake up in about 12 hours!! Hopefully I can actually stay awake for this trip!

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boneprone · 03-25-2001, 03:29 PM

hey, maybe I should sneak off and hit a strip bar! lol!

boneprone · 03-25-2001, 03:32 PM

uhhh? If I were to sneak off and hit one, where would be the place to go anyway?

Cheetahs? Club Paradise.. God damn, I may not need to go to any of those, the people out here at the pool at the Hard Rock where we are staying are like adult movie star types.. Geeezz. Its like a pool in a soapopera, I swear I saw some gal give this guy oral in the bushes.. Very different here at the HardRock to say the least from the conservative Venitan or Treasure Island crowd we usually hang at.

Wizzo · 03-25-2001, 03:40 PM

I didn't know they allowed sleep in Vegas

hounddog · 03-25-2001, 04:20 PM

It depends on what your looking for.The strip clubs in Las Vegas proper (in the heart of the strip) are usually not fully nude,there is a local ordinance against serving alcohol in an all nude club.The only club in Las Veagas where you can see all nude dancers and be served alcahol is the Palimino Club,it is quite famous actually but it is in North Las Vegas.It is located at
1848 N. Las Vegas Blvd,past the downtown area.You would have to take a cab.

boneprone · 03-25-2001, 05:57 PM

I think I wanna go back to cheetahs.. How does it compare to Cheetahs.. Club Paridise puts me to sleep keep in mind!

hounddog · 03-25-2001, 06:38 PM

I've never been in the Cheetah, I don't really go to strip clubs often,but stayed in Las Vegas for 6 months playing cards and figured I had to check out at least on big strip club.As I recall there aren't any full nude clubs on the strip,there might be but if so they won't serve alcohol,the only ones that do are in North Las Vegas, the strip is toned down for Ma an Pa Kettle.The Palimino had some beautiful dancers though,some were pros but a fair amount looked like local girls paying their way through UNLV.

Exxxotica · 03-26-2001, 12:04 AM

SHIT MAN!!!

I thought you were kidding!
FUCK!!! I go out of town for a few days and you take off.

I was with my Jiu-Jitsu club down in Santa Rosa for convention...so I had to be away from my computer for a few days. I come back and you are gone!

YOU ARE INSANE!!!!!

You should have called me...I could have gotten over there fairly easily. I would be a lot more fun than yo Wife!!! LOL

ElvisTG · 03-26-2001, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica:
I would be a lot more fun than yo Wife!!! LOL

Yea, but he'd feel guilty afterwards. hehe

sweetjimmy · 03-26-2001, 12:34 AM

You should come up to Vancouver if you want to go to strip clubs. Over here you can see some pussy at least. They're only topless down there aren't they? What a joke! Up here on duo night the bitches dyke out and you can see some penetration.

ElvisManson · 03-26-2001, 11:26 AM

Nice try Jimmy...
The strip clubs in Toronto are the BEST.....where else can you get a LAP dance from a chick the is not only completly naked but, totally hot!!!

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boneprone · 03-26-2001, 11:35 AM

Oregon has totally nude as well.. It aint no big deal if they are totally naked or not..

I just wanted to find a nice clean club, that I would enjoy with some nice clean exotic beautiful women.. Supposdly Vegas is the cream of the crop, and I just wanted to know where to find them, cause so far the places Ive seen are about the same as what we have in Portland..

But Cheethas does have this uniqe style..
Man, Im sore.. Never had that problem in Portland.

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BigD · 03-26-2001, 11:42 AM

My favorite strip-joint in Vegas has always been the Crazy Horse Too

Hell I've went there with a super stretch limo and a few buddies and left in an hour with 6 of their hottest babes - What a night!!

BigD

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Originally posted by boneprone:
uhhh? If I were to sneak off and hit one, where would be the place to go anyway?

Cheetahs? Club Paradise.. God damn, I may not need to go to any of those, the people out here at the pool at the Hard Rock where we are staying are like adult movie star types.. Geeezz. Its like a pool in a soapopera, I swear I saw some gal give this guy oral in the bushes.. Very different here at the HardRock to say the least from the conservative Venitan or Treasure Island crowd we usually hang at.

sweetjimmy · 03-26-2001, 11:55 AM

Toronto is as shitty as their hockey team. Vancouver has the best weed, the best skiing and the best whores and the best strippers. You can watch chicks dyke out on stage walk down the street to the masssage parlour and get laid. You can even go to smoke weed at these hemp stores. The cops just don't give a fuck. The only thing you can't do is smoke cigarettes.

ElvisManson · 03-26-2001, 12:06 PM

and hang out in the sunshine...You live in a RAIN FOREST!!! :rolleyes:

I am from Van and believe me SJ....T.O. kicks it's ASS. :P

longhair · 03-26-2001, 01:39 PM

Damn, I'm itching to go to Vegas! I even have a free trip sitting here on my desk but my girl doesn't have time to go. I don't give a damn about strip clubs. I want to go spend three days at a craps table.

misterwalrus · 03-26-2001, 05:06 PM

Strip Club in Vegas!!! Olympic Garden but I haven't been there in a couple of years.

magnatique · 03-26-2001, 06:19 PM

heard good stuff about crazyhorse as well

boneprone · 03-27-2001, 02:37 AM

shit, I went to club paridise last night and it about put me to sleep.. Fuck this exploring crap and findin somewhere new, Im goin where I know its good.. Daddys goin back to Cheetahs!

03-25-2001, 03:27 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	IM IN VEGAS BABY!! I cant believe it.. I was bored as fuck on Saturdaynight, and told my wife lets get outta Portland and go somewhere.. Vegas was the first thing that came to mind.. We wanted the next flight out, and to be real sponatanous. But fuck, spring break up here in the Nortwest had just started, and all fights were booked.. I was even gunna pay 1200.00 bucks for a first class ticket, but they were all sold.. Then we decided to call Seattle Airport.. There was one leaving at 6:00 am Sunday.. So we drove to Seattle from Portland at about Midnight, cot there at aabout 4:00 am, and have been awake ever since.. Fuck I am tired!! But we are now in MOTHER FUCKING LAS VEGAS.. So now what?? Well sleep of course!! See ya all when I wake up in about 12 hours!! Hopefully I can actually stay awake for this trip! ------------------ Webmaster/Owner www.boneprone.com icq: 66883099

03-25-2001, 03:29 PM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	hey, maybe I should sneak off and hit a strip bar! lol!

03-25-2001, 03:32 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	uhhh? If I were to sneak off and hit one, where would be the place to go anyway? Cheetahs? Club Paradise.. God damn, I may not need to go to any of those, the people out here at the pool at the Hard Rock where we are staying are like adult movie star types.. Geeezz. Its like a pool in a soapopera, I swear I saw some gal give this guy oral in the bushes.. Very different here at the HardRock to say the least from the conservative Venitan or Treasure Island crowd we usually hang at.

03-25-2001, 03:40 PM	#4
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I didn't know they allowed sleep in Vegas

03-25-2001, 04:20 PM	#5
hounddog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 25	It depends on what your looking for.The strip clubs in Las Vegas proper (in the heart of the strip) are usually not fully nude,there is a local ordinance against serving alcohol in an all nude club.The only club in Las Veagas where you can see all nude dancers and be served alcahol is the Palimino Club,it is quite famous actually but it is in North Las Vegas.It is located at 1848 N. Las Vegas Blvd,past the downtown area.You would have to take a cab.

03-25-2001, 05:57 PM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I think I wanna go back to cheetahs.. How does it compare to Cheetahs.. Club Paridise puts me to sleep keep in mind!

03-25-2001, 06:38 PM	#7
hounddog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 25	I've never been in the Cheetah, I don't really go to strip clubs often,but stayed in Las Vegas for 6 months playing cards and figured I had to check out at least on big strip club.As I recall there aren't any full nude clubs on the strip,there might be but if so they won't serve alcohol,the only ones that do are in North Las Vegas, the strip is toned down for Ma an Pa Kettle.The Palimino had some beautiful dancers though,some were pros but a fair amount looked like local girls paying their way through UNLV.

03-26-2001, 12:04 AM	#8
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	SHIT MAN!!! I thought you were kidding! FUCK!!! I go out of town for a few days and you take off. I was with my Jiu-Jitsu club down in Santa Rosa for convention...so I had to be away from my computer for a few days. I come back and you are gone! YOU ARE INSANE!!!!! You should have called me...I could have gotten over there fairly easily. I would be a lot more fun than yo Wife!!! LOL

03-26-2001, 12:34 AM	#10
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	You should come up to Vancouver if you want to go to strip clubs. Over here you can see some pussy at least. They're only topless down there aren't they? What a joke! Up here on duo night the bitches dyke out and you can see some penetration.

03-26-2001, 11:26 AM	#11
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	Nice try Jimmy... The strip clubs in Toronto are the BEST.....where else can you get a LAP dance from a chick the is not only completly naked but, totally hot!!! ------------------ Make Money. Period. www.pythonvideo.com www.dollarmachine.com

03-26-2001, 11:35 AM	#12
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Oregon has totally nude as well.. It aint no big deal if they are totally naked or not.. I just wanted to find a nice clean club, that I would enjoy with some nice clean exotic beautiful women.. Supposdly Vegas is the cream of the crop, and I just wanted to know where to find them, cause so far the places Ive seen are about the same as what we have in Portland.. But Cheethas does have this uniqe style.. Man, Im sore.. Never had that problem in Portland. ------------------ Webmaster/Owner www.boneprone.com icq: 66883099

03-26-2001, 11:55 AM	#14
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Toronto is as shitty as their hockey team. Vancouver has the best weed, the best skiing and the best whores and the best strippers. You can watch chicks dyke out on stage walk down the street to the masssage parlour and get laid. You can even go to smoke weed at these hemp stores. The cops just don't give a fuck. The only thing you can't do is smoke cigarettes.

03-26-2001, 12:06 PM	#15
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	and hang out in the sunshine...You live in a RAIN FOREST!!! :rolleyes: I am from Van and believe me SJ....T.O. kicks it's ASS. :P

03-26-2001, 01:39 PM	#16
longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	Damn, I'm itching to go to Vegas! I even have a free trip sitting here on my desk but my girl doesn't have time to go. I don't give a damn about strip clubs. I want to go spend three days at a craps table.

03-26-2001, 05:06 PM	#17
misterwalrus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burbank, Ca Posts: 270	Strip Club in Vegas!!! Olympic Garden but I haven't been there in a couple of years.

03-26-2001, 06:19 PM	#18
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	heard good stuff about crazyhorse as well

03-27-2001, 02:37 AM	#19
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	shit, I went to club paridise last night and it about put me to sleep.. Fuck this exploring crap and findin somewhere new, Im goin where I know its good.. Daddys goin back to Cheetahs!