How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you? - GoFuckYourself.com

dj pussy · 06-30-2004, 11:27 PM

more than 3,000 of the female readers of Marie Claire magazine to divulge their innermost thoughts:

-Until he?s my boyfriend: 39%

-Forever, if at all possible: 34%

-At least until dinner?s over: 13%

-Until we live together: 12%

sex-tastic survey

Spunky · 06-30-2004, 11:28 PM

Heh Heh

Dagwolf · 06-30-2004, 11:32 PM

Enquiring minds want to know. Why didn't you make it a poll?

pimplink · 06-30-2004, 11:43 PM

Don't wait, just fart!

Jason Fromm · 07-01-2004, 01:55 AM

Or how 'bout the first time he cums? Hate it when that happens...

pure energy · 07-01-2004, 02:02 AM

SykkBoy · 07-01-2004, 02:06 AM

not sure I remember my first fart in front of my wife, but I sure remember the first time I farted in bed and pulled the covers up over her head....
ah memories........

Jakke PNG · 07-01-2004, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dj pussy

-At least until dinner?s over: 13%

Hehehe

InkedUpMess · 07-01-2004, 02:10 AM

For some reason I'm always the last to fart in a relationship!!!
I would figure the girl to hold out till at least I have made that level of commitment, however I bring it out in people. Women meet me, spend a couple days with me, and somehow it "moves them" enough to let it go in front of me!~LOL

In a sense I'm flattered and in a sense I'm mortified at the same time!~LOL

Scott McD · 07-01-2004, 02:14 AM

I can't hold in a fart...

Mishi · 07-01-2004, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
not sure I remember my first fart in front of my wife, but I sure remember the first time I farted in bed and pulled the covers up over her head....
ah memories........

Now, don't be showin' off your sensitive side in front of this lot, you romantic you.

MinX · 07-01-2004, 05:58 AM

If they need to fart...then they should...its gonna happen 1 day... maybe a little discretion to start...before bending over and letting out an eye watering ripper !

Babaganoosh · 07-01-2004, 06:08 AM

I had the same girlfriend for almost 7 years and I never intentionally farted in front of her. There were a few slips (aaaachoooo *RIP*) but I never intentionally did it. She never intentionally did it in front of me either.

If you're around someone all day and you're holding in farts, I guarantee that the instant you fall asleep you'll be farting up a storm. She always did it and I'm sure I did too. The moral of this story? Just let it fly. They'll hear/smell it eventually anyway. It's not like they don't do it too.

06-30-2004, 11:27 PM	#1
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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	not sure I remember my first fart in front of my wife, but I sure remember the first time I farted in bed and pulled the covers up over her head.... ah memories........ __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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InkedUpMess Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 368	For some reason I'm always the last to fart in a relationship!!! I would figure the girl to hold out till at least I have made that level of commitment, however I bring it out in people. Women meet me, spend a couple days with me, and somehow it "moves them" enough to let it go in front of me!~LOL In a sense I'm flattered and in a sense I'm mortified at the same time!~LOL __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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07-01-2004, 05:58 AM	#12
MinX Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: UK Posts: 417	If they need to fart...then they should...its gonna happen 1 day... maybe a little discretion to start...before bending over and letting out an eye watering ripper ! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

07-01-2004, 06:08 AM	#13
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I had the same girlfriend for almost 7 years and I never intentionally farted in front of her. There were a few slips (aaaachoooo RIP) but I never intentionally did it. She never intentionally did it in front of me either. If you're around someone all day and you're holding in farts, I guarantee that the instant you fall asleep you'll be farting up a storm. She always did it and I'm sure I did too. The moral of this story? Just let it fly. They'll hear/smell it eventually anyway. It's not like they don't do it too. __________________ I like pie.