How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you?

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  • dj pussy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1440
    #1

    How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you?

    more than 3,000 of the female readers of Marie Claire magazine to divulge their innermost thoughts:

    -Until he?s my boyfriend: 39%

    -Forever, if at all possible: 34%

    -At least until dinner?s over: 13%

    -Until we live together: 12%

    sex-tastic survey
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133987
      #2
      Heh Heh

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141
          #3
          Enquiring minds want to know. Why didn't you make it a poll?
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            • pimplink
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 9535
              #4
              Don't wait, just fart!

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                • Jason Fromm
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 369
                  #5
                  Or how 'bout the first time he cums? Hate it when that happens...
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                    • pure energy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 4274
                      #6
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                        • SykkBoy2
                          Jesus loves bacon
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 19969
                          #7
                          not sure I remember my first fart in front of my wife, but I sure remember the first time I farted in bed and pulled the covers up over her head....
                          ah memories........
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                            • Jakke PNG
                              ex-TeenGodFather
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 20306
                              #8
                              Originally posted by dj pussy

                              -At least until dinner?s over: 13%
                              Hehehe
                              ..and I'm off.

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                                • InkedUpMess
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 368
                                  #9
                                  For some reason I'm always the last to fart in a relationship!!!
                                  I would figure the girl to hold out till at least I have made that level of commitment, however I bring it out in people. Women meet me, spend a couple days with me, and somehow it "moves them" enough to let it go in front of me!~LOL

                                  In a sense I'm flattered and in a sense I'm mortified at the same time!~LOL
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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67798
                                      #10
                                      I can't hold in a fart...


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                                        • Mishi
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 1054
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                          not sure I remember my first fart in front of my wife, but I sure remember the first time I farted in bed and pulled the covers up over her head....
                                          ah memories........
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                                            • MinX
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 417
                                              #12
                                              If they need to fart...then they should...its gonna happen 1 day... maybe a little discretion to start...before bending over and letting out an eye watering ripper !
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                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 15841
                                                  #13
                                                  I had the same girlfriend for almost 7 years and I never intentionally farted in front of her. There were a few slips (aaaachoooo *RIP*) but I never intentionally did it. She never intentionally did it in front of me either.

                                                  If you're around someone all day and you're holding in farts, I guarantee that the instant you fall asleep you'll be farting up a storm. She always did it and I'm sure I did too. The moral of this story? Just let it fly. They'll hear/smell it eventually anyway. It's not like they don't do it too.
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