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Rictor · 07-01-2004, 01:54 PM

Are you from Serbia?

LoveHenk · 07-01-2004, 03:02 PM

can you make my dick bigger?

fudpuck · 07-01-2004, 03:03 PM

Why do I avoid shiny accessories?

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by NakedBo
Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?

1. Because they don't know how to love a woman good enough to keep her around

2. No grown-ass man doesn't put the seat up. See reason 1

Katlicious72 · 07-01-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
you need more fiber in your diet

ROFL...

Bootyologist? What do you do to make the ladies hot?

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by CraigA
Are you related to Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?

No I am not, but I do count him among my heros.

HughJardon · 07-01-2004, 03:14 PM

2 questions? i to am a proud member of these fine groups

is it true you were in a fraternity lamda cap-a- mo-fo

and your part indian from the slap-a-ho tribe?

Khun · 07-01-2004, 03:20 PM

Whats the square root of 2?

CDSmith · 07-01-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by NakedBo
Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?

And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?

NakedBo · 07-01-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. Because they don't know how to love a woman good enough to keep her around

2. No grown-ass man doesn't put the seat up. See reason 1

Thank you

NakedBo · 07-01-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?

We don't that is why I am single again

CDSmith · 07-01-2004, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by NakedBo
We don't that is why I am single again

When are you going to let me buy you dinner?

NakedBo · 07-01-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
When are you going to let me buy you dinner?

You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
Who is it in your sig?

Bootyologist to the stars : Don Magic Juan

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Are you from Serbia?

Do you even have to ask?
Could anyone in Serbia be as badasssss as Dr. Booty?

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by LoveHenk
can you make my dick bigger?

Don't let whitedick get you down my brother. 99% of sex is mental to wimmens.

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by fudpuck
Why do I avoid shiny accessories?

You lack style and class and have no fashion sense
I can make you over though

nothing a Sean Jean velour sweat suit, some ballin' kicks and a blizzzzzzzing watch won't fix

Pimp Eye for the White guy

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
ROFL...

Bootyologist? What do you do to make the ladies hot?

I worship them like the goddesses they are
wimmen are meant to be loved

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HughJardon
2 questions? i to am a proud member of these fine groups

is it true you were in a fraternity lamda cap-a- mo-fo

and your part indian from the slap-a-ho tribe?

do fat kids like cake?

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Khun
Whats the square root of 2?

1.41421356

maxdaname · 07-01-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1.41421356

Your Sig Is Fuckin Huge!!

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?

because so many men are losers, lots of women have never met a good one so they don't think any exist

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want

Another love connection from The Bootyologist

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Your Sig Is Fuckin Huge!!

workin' on it my brother..workin' on it

CDSmith · 07-01-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by NakedBo
You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want

I've been known to start a food fight or two.

I'll send the jet for you shortly.

bad_girl · 07-01-2004, 05:20 PM

What would you suggest one do to spice up your love life?

Also, how do you get your boyfriend to stop being a sloth?

BG

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
What would you suggest one do to spice up your love life?

Also, how do you get your boyfriend to stop being a sloth?

BG

this is a twofer

draw your man a bath

clean and scrub him in the way that you would like to see him do everyday

clip his toenails

exfoliate him

moisturize him

pamper him

shave his hoohah

give him a manicure and pedicure

tell him you expect him to keep himself up

RightHandMan · 07-01-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
this is a twofer

draw your man a bath

clean and scrub him in the way that you would like to see him do everyday

clip his toenails

exfoliate him

moisturize him

pamper him

shave his hoohah

give him a manicure and pedicure

tell him you expect him to keep himself up

You are a fucking Genious...

Can I Shadow you for a day???

slavdogg · 07-01-2004, 06:31 PM

green for the money and gold for the honey

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RightHandMan
You are a fucking Genious...

Can I Shadow you for a day???

Sure. You can be my RightHandMan

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
green for the money and gold for the honey

yo yo dogg i'm feelin you dogg

Screaming · 07-01-2004, 09:11 PM

how many fingers am i holding up?

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Screaming
how many fingers am i holding up?

one

bad_girl · 07-01-2004, 09:22 PM

Do have any ties to Elton John?

The similarities are amazing.

BG

ShellyCrash · 07-01-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.

That's Slick

Mr. Marks · 07-01-2004, 10:01 PM

Who's your biatch?

justfreemovies · 07-01-2004, 10:03 PM

why are fat women easy
and skinny women so so hard to get in bed ?
lol

Miss Shortcake · 07-01-2004, 10:56 PM

Why do white boys only like skinny rail chicks and don't appreciate a big booty?

Why do the brothers always love big booties and look at a girls toes in the first glance?

The Bootyologist · 07-02-2004, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
Do have any ties to Elton John?

The similarities are amazing.

BG

No, but I've been known to own all his albums and attend his shows...

The Bootyologist · 07-02-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Who's your biatch?

She's preparing herself for Dr. Booty's house call

The Bootyologist · 07-02-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by justfreemovies
why are fat women easy
and skinny women so so hard to get in bed ?
lol

The human body starts producing more sex hormones if you consume 4000 calories or more a day

Why do you think dinner out is the standard date?

The Bootyologist · 07-02-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Miss Shortcake
Why do white boys only like skinny rail chicks and don't appreciate a big booty?

Why do the brothers always love big booties and look at a girls toes in the first glance?

1. It's not that white boys don't like big booty, it's just that flat butt is all that is available to them. Most people tend to date in their race.

2. Big booty love is universal. How you take cae of your feet says a lot about you.

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