I've got a PHD, Pimpin' & Ho'in Degree

Ok this guy definitly owns . One of the funniest thread Ive ever seen

If the next line is truth,
and the last line was a lie...

which line was *really* true?

hahaha. maybe later

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.

I can tell that we are going to be friends

there is no truth only perception

Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?

Are you related to Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?:winkwink:

Who is it in your sig?

Are you from Serbia?

can you make my dick bigger?

Why do I avoid shiny accessories?

1. Because they don't know how to love a woman good enough to keep her around

2. No grown-ass man doesn't put the seat up. See reason 1

ROFL...

Bootyologist? What do you do to make the ladies hot?

No I am not, but I do count him among my heros.

2 questions? i to am a proud member of these fine groups

is it true you were in a fraternity lamda cap-a- mo-fo

and your part indian from the slap-a-ho tribe?

Whats the square root of 2?

And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?

Thank you :)

We don't that is why I am single again :)

When are you going to let me buy you dinner?

You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want :winkwink:

Bootyologist to the stars : Don Magic Juan

Do you even have to ask?
Could anyone in Serbia be as badasssss as Dr. Booty?

Don't let whitedick get you down my brother. 99% of sex is mental to wimmens.

You lack style and class and have no fashion sense
I can make you over though

nothing a Sean Jean velour sweat suit, some ballin' kicks and a blizzzzzzzing watch won't fix

Pimp Eye for the White guy

I worship them like the goddesses they are
wimmen are meant to be loved

do fat kids like cake?

1.41421356

Your Sig Is Fuckin Huge!!

because so many men are losers, lots of women have never met a good one so they don't think any exist

Another love connection from The Bootyologist

workin' on it my brother..workin' on it

I've been known to start a food fight or two.


I'll send the jet for you shortly.

What would you suggest one do to spice up your love life?


Also, how do you get your boyfriend to stop being a sloth?

BG

this is a twofer

draw your man a bath

clean and scrub him in the way that you would like to see him do everyday

clip his toenails

exfoliate him

moisturize him

pamper him

shave his hoohah

give him a manicure and pedicure

tell him you expect him to keep himself up

You are a fucking Genious...

Can I Shadow you for a day???

green for the money and gold for the honey

Sure. You can be my RightHandMan