Norm's Lines From Cheers

[blakkfrogg]

> > >> >>>>> > Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings
> > >> >>>>> > on "Cheers"?
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "What's shaking Norm?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "What's new Normie?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my
> > >> >>>>> > stomach & they're demanding beer."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "What'd you like Normie?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll
> > >> >>>>> > take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's
> > >> >>>>> > cut to the happy ending."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting
> > >> >>>>> > for you."
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "Beer, Norm?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Poor."
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that."
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "No, I mean pour."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Alright, but stop me at one. Make that
> > >> >>>>> > one-thirty."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm
> > >> >>>>> > wearing Milk Bone underwear."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > SAM: "What's the story, Norm?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets
> > >> >>>>> > another beer."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A
> > >> >>>>> > beer please, Woody."
> > >> >>>>> >
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
> > >> >>>>> > WOODY: "For a beer?"
> > >> >>>>> > NORM: "No, for stupid questions."

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