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Old 06-30-2004, 11:48 PM   #1
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so I was making out with this girl in her bedroom when...

yo

was at a girls house cuz I needed to "print something quick"

go in the basement, close all the lights, walk to her room, start making out

and what happens?

her STRIC-ASS mom walks in and sees me all over her daughter with no top on!!!

and I said "yeah uhh I just came to print some stuff"

the mom didnt say a WORD
she just walked back and left with a HUGE expression on her face saying "run bitch run..."

omg I fucked this one up

girl is 19 btw

WHY am I so damb good looking???

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Old 06-30-2004, 11:52 PM   #2
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:55 PM   #3
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:56 PM   #4
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yay, it's highschool all over again
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:57 PM   #5
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so I was making out with this girl in her bedroom when...













































SNAP!.......I woke up from my dream.

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Old 06-30-2004, 11:57 PM   #6
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:57 PM   #7
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:58 PM   #8
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yo

was at a girls house cuz I needed to "print something quick"

go in the basement, close all the lights, walk to her room, start making out

and what happens?

her STRIC-ASS mom walks in and sees me all over her daughter with no top on!!!

and I said "yeah uhh I just came to print some stuff"

the mom didnt say a WORD
she just walked back and left with a HUGE expression on her face saying "run bitch run..."

omg I fucked this one up

girl is 19 btw

WHY am I so damb good looking???

www.gl4l.com

I don't see the connection
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:58 PM   #9
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So you started making cookies?
dude, I STARTED making cookies a long time ago
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:59 PM   #10
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You make the best ones
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:02 AM   #11
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You make the best ones
I know yo

did you get the ones I shipped to you a few weeks back?
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:04 AM   #12
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:06 AM   #13
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:09 AM   #14
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saying "run bitch run..."
Her mom actually said that?
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:10 AM   #15
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:10 AM   #16
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:10 AM   #17
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Her mom actually said that?
she didn't say a word...

but I felt those words piercing through her eyes
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:11 AM   #18
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:12 AM   #19
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did you get the ones I shipped to you a few weeks back?
The post office must have ate them
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:12 AM   #20
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:12 AM   #21
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:14 AM   #22
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those bastards!!!
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:21 AM   #23
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:25 AM   #24
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:29 AM   #26
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but I felt those words piercing through her eyes
My mom caught me in the shower with my GF years ago. She wasn't supposed to be home. She didn't come in the bathroom or anything but she saw my GF's car out front but didn't see my GF.
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:32 AM   #28
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you are one of the few who believes me
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:32 AM   #29
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You never told us what the girl did. Did she cover herself up? Did she look like she cared? Did she cry? Did she run screaming from her room? Did she hit you?
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:36 AM   #30
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:37 AM   #31
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:39 AM   #32
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her mom stood there for about 5 seconds with the gaze of deth as we looked at her in shame

I then said what Ihad to say, she left

the girl put her shirt back on and we went back outside for me to leave / her to get her stuff
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Old 07-01-2004, 01:20 AM   #33
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Old 07-01-2004, 01:44 AM   #34
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so I was making out with this girl in her bedroom when...


























she suddenly got an erection.
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