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pimplink 06-30-2004 09:48 PM

Good thread!

Mike AI 06-30-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meloman
Mike you the man :thumbsup

Watch out Florida, here we come, lol


I am looking forward to it!! Sunday at the club in Florida.

We will have to talk about traffic before hand.... For right traffic we can take good care of you!! :Graucho

Za Ha 06-30-2004 10:43 PM

LOL great read man.
Totally agree with the whole : hookers are strippers but good strippers dont hook thing.

Mike AI 06-30-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Somebody thinks alot of themself...

I will have to agree you are confused about the difference between strippers and Hookers. If you want a prostitute then why try to fool yourself into thinking your all that by going to a strip club and just hit your local street corner like all the other losers that can't seem to get laid or hell even a hand job without money being involved.
As for being the dream client......lol...... Geez you would be the first person to come in and pretend to have tons of money and brag about how great you are and how we could better do our jobs. Cause I don't see that from at least 3 or 4 guys a night. You also sound quite desirable being you trim your nails and shower I mean really who doesn't want a guy who gets off by going to 2nd base with a stripper. I mean really what grade are you in now? Maybe someday you will get a gf that will let you see her naked and you can touch all the little things you dream about. Well maybe... Then you start yapping about male strippers so maybe all this rude disrespectful talk to all the girls in this forum that have or still do make their living stripping is just a diversion of the fact that you like playing with the boys in their clubs and secretly wish you could be a male stripper and frolic around with them every night. It's a nice dream but I highly doubt your male strip clubs are just a sex club full of orgies but it's a nice gay erotic fantasy you got going so I hope you work that out someday.




Ladies, I guess you did not read the first line.

From my post " From t-shirt hell's newsletter."

I did not create this rant, I just passed it on. I do agree with a lot of it though, and thought it was funny.

Just wanted to be clear.

:)

Kimmykim 06-30-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Somebody thinks alot of themself...

I will have to agree you are confused about the difference between strippers and Hookers. If you want a prostitute then why try to fool yourself into thinking your all that by going to a strip club and just hit your local street corner like all the other losers that can't seem to get laid or hell even a hand job without money being involved.
As for being the dream client......lol...... Geez you would be the first person to come in and pretend to have tons of money and brag about how great you are and how we could better do our jobs. Cause I don't see that from at least 3 or 4 guys a night. You also sound quite desirable being you trim your nails and shower I mean really who doesn't want a guy who gets off by going to 2nd base with a stripper. I mean really what grade are you in now? Maybe someday you will get a gf that will let you see her naked and you can touch all the little things you dream about. Well maybe... Then you start yapping about male strippers so maybe all this rude disrespectful talk to all the girls in this forum that have or still do make their living stripping is just a diversion of the fact that you like playing with the boys in their clubs and secretly wish you could be a male stripper and frolic around with them every night. It's a nice dream but I highly doubt your male strip clubs are just a sex club full of orgies but it's a nice gay erotic fantasy you got going so I hope you work that out someday.


Hmmm, I am guessing you are a stripper from the tone of your post. Frankly I think you should have paid more attention to Mike's post, and you should also hope that you're dancing wherever it is you work when he comes into your club.

He's one of the few people that actually treat dancers VERY well and he's got deep pockets to boot.

BabeHunter 06-30-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
From t-shirt hell's newsletter.

Do not: Get any more bad tattoos or unnecessary piercings. Your
hahahaha shouldn't look like a pincushion, and that crude tiger doesn't
hide the track marks on your arm any more than that crooked
tribal hides those stretch marks across your ass.


strippers with tatoos look nastier then normal stripers

:)

pxxx 06-30-2004 11:16 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funny thread, some great points too.:thumbsup

paytonrain 07-01-2004 12:14 AM

Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them.

If he or anyone feels a handjob is common practice among strippers then their an idiot and if that is what they want then I don't care how much money they have their going to get tossed right out the door as soon as I let the bouncers know about it.

Yes there are girls that do whatever in the clubs but you can not lump all of us together just like you can not lump any other type of person together because of their job or race of whatever. So I don't care how much money someone thinks they have I don't go to work to do a porn for some guy that thinks money can get you anything I go to strip and that is all I do.....

webmaster x 07-01-2004 12:20 AM

This thread is fuckin' good!

Mike AI 07-01-2004 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them.

If he or anyone feels a handjob is common practice among strippers then their an idiot and if that is what they want then I don't care how much money they have their going to get tossed right out the door as soon as I let the bouncers know about it.

Yes there are girls that do whatever in the clubs but you can not lump all of us together just like you can not lump any other type of person together because of their job or race of whatever. So I don't care how much money someone thinks they have I don't go to work to do a porn for some guy that thinks money can get you anything I go to strip and that is all I do.....



Honey, I understand this. We don't stereotype.

What club do you work at in Vegas?

With a little work on your website, I bet you could make a lot more money with it.

Mike AI 07-01-2004 12:28 AM

But I have to say, Chris Rock is WRONG !! I HAVE had sex in the champagne room!

:)

and 50 BIIIIAAAAATTTTTTCCCCCHHHH!

johnbosh 07-01-2004 12:28 AM

hahaha nice

paytonrain 07-01-2004 10:14 AM

I work at Spearmint Rhino.

I have worked at pretty much all the good ones and this club is by far the best club in town.

123Jason 07-01-2004 10:16 AM

HA! nice

Kimmykim 07-01-2004 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them.

Well, let's see. If I count up all the hours *I've* spent in strip clubs with Mike, and I divide that by how much he spends, how polite he is to the girls, and then I add to that the fact that not only have I never seen a girl get pissed at him but that most of the ones that know him LOVE to see him come in, I'd say you're off the mark yet again.

All guys with money are not jerks Payton. Some of them, including Mike and most of the people he spends time with, are actually pretty gentlemanly. And they've been in clubs enough to know how to act.

Personally I like the Horse and Cheetahs when in Vegas.

Mike AI 07-01-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Well, let's see. If I count up all the hours *I've* spent in strip clubs with Mike, and I divide that by how much he spends, how polite he is to the girls, and then I add to that the fact that not only have I never seen a girl get pissed at him but that most of the ones that know him LOVE to see him come in, I'd say you're off the mark yet again.

All guys with money are not jerks Payton. Some of them, including Mike and most of the people he spends time with, are actually pretty gentlemanly. And they've been in clubs enough to know how to act.

Personally I like the Horse and Cheetahs when in Vegas.



KK you are going to make me blush!! We will have some spend sometime in Florida getting some lapdances.

Payton - I like the new Rhino, the changes they made to the inside are nice. I have had some good times there. ( I probably broke some rules too - but rules were meant to be broken - and I only break them with girls who like breaks the rules :Graucho )

paytonrain 07-01-2004 11:59 AM

Actually it seems your missing my point.....
If he or you or anybody thinks it is common practice or appropriate to get a hand job while in a strip club then that is what I think makes an asshole out of a customer. That is crap and it lumbs us together as prostitutes and that bothers me. We are not all hookers period. As for all guys with money being jerks no but to say the girls love him. Ok just a tip ummm we don't love any of them. We don't even kinda like the customers much. It's an act plain and simple. 99% of strippers are married, have BF's or GF's and could care less about some guy they are dancing for. If we are hanging out and talking acting like we like you then it's pretty simple were not dancing for the time being were off our feet and sitting there and still having you pay us so of course we are going to act like we like you. If I don't have to fight off your hands and keep telling you to stop touching me and just have to pretend your a nice guy and I'm actually interested in anything your saying and keep making money from you then that's just simple logic of less work/more money.

It's 100% a lying game and if your in the adult business you should have figured that out by now. Not many strippers enjoy the company of anybody that comes in it's our job that's it...Fake smile, fake conversation and fake promises to get you to pay more for the VIP. If you are anybody was a perfect customer you would come in hand us money and leave or better yet send me a check cause If I have to dance, talk about your life and pretend your fascinating then your just like everybody else and we tell you all your really nice guys and we can't wait for you to come back.

I don't mean to be just all negative but all guys think they are great strip club customers and your really not. We have celebrities upon celebrities upon celebrities hang out at my work. They have much more money then I imagine you guys have and like to flaunt it and throw it around yet mostly just want you to stand around or sit there and at their booth so they can look cool with 20 girls standing around or they want to hangout because you don't bother them for autographs or pictures but they spend lots of money so how is it you could top that. We basically do nothing and make great money. Your probably a nice guy and everything but we are not there to meet nice guys we are there to make money that's all and whatever we have to say to make ou feel special and pretend then that's what we do. Don't confuse that with actual admiration.

paytonrain 07-01-2004 12:04 PM

Yes Mike the inside it so much nicer and bigger it has really helped and that's fine break the rules with girls that are ok with it I just don't like people thinking it's the norm.


Also Cheetahs is pretty well known for well I guess it might as well be a brothel it's pretty nasty and the girls are pretty bad by alot of standards. It's fine if you want a blowjob from a girl that has just given her 20th one off the night. To me that is just sad and gross. I worked at the Horse for years and it was nice but worlds apart from the Rhino now.

myjah 07-01-2004 12:24 PM

haha. very true

Mike AI 07-01-2004 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Yes Mike the inside it so much nicer and bigger it has really helped and that's fine break the rules with girls that are ok with it I just don't like people thinking it's the norm.


Also Cheetahs is pretty well known for well I guess it might as well be a brothel it's pretty nasty and the girls are pretty bad by alot of standards. It's fine if you want a blowjob from a girl that has just given her 20th one off the night. To me that is just sad and gross. I worked at the Horse for years and it was nice but worlds apart from the Rhino now.

See now you are sterotpying girls from another club.

I have seen crazier things go on in Rhino then in Cheetahs.

I really do not care if I am a good customer. I am there to have fun. I know strippers fake their smiles and attitudes. It is why I pay them! :1orglaugh

I do not know why you seem to be so bitter.... I have many friends who are dancers.

People are people not matter what they do for work.

It is amusing to see celebs in the clubs, same with ball players - they NEVER spend any money. At least most of them.

Kimmykim 07-01-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Actually it seems your missing my point.....
ROFL, you're the one missing the point. My guess is that Mike might have spent more time happily in strip clubs than you have.

Mike AI 07-01-2004 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
ROFL, you're the one missing the point. My guess is that Mike might have spent more time happily in strip clubs than you have.
I was thinking same thing.

I have a PhD in strip club economics. It is all supply and demand.

Normally the girls who tend to be naughtier and break the rules tend to be flawed somehow. They are either old, fat or ugly. ( or all the above).

Vegas has so many clubs now there are not enough hot strippers to cover all the clubs. So all the old, fat ugly strippers come out because they can make some money - the competition is not a fierce.

It is tough to be a chubby girl working at a club with a bunch of girls like Sweet lil Blonde. :)

Meloman 07-01-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
We will have to talk about traffic before hand.... For right traffic we can take good care of you!! :Graucho
Hit me up on ICQ :Graucho

kimzar 07-01-2004 01:00 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 07-01-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
just a tip ummm we don't love any of them. We don't even kinda like the customers much. It's an act plain and simple. 99% of strippers are married, have BF's or GF's and could care less about some guy they are dancing for. If we are hanging out and talking acting like we like you then it's pretty simple were not dancing for the time being were off our feet and sitting there and still having you pay us so of course we are going to act like we like you. If I don't have to fight off your hands and keep telling you to stop touching me and just have to pretend your a nice guy and I'm actually interested in anything your saying and keep making money from you then that's just simple logic of less work/more money.

It's 100% a lying game and if your in the adult business you should have figured that out by now. Not many strippers enjoy the company of anybody that comes in it's our job that's it...Fake smile, fake conversation and fake promises to get you to pay more for the VIP. If you are anybody was a perfect customer you would come in hand us money and leave or better yet send me a check cause If I have to dance, talk about your life and pretend your fascinating then your just like everybody else and we tell you all your really nice guys and we can't wait for you to come back.

I don't mean to be just all negative but all guys think they are great strip club customers and your really not. We have celebrities upon celebrities upon celebrities hang out at my work. They have much more money then I imagine you guys have and like to flaunt it and throw it around yet mostly just want you to stand around or sit there and at their booth so they can look cool with 20 girls standing around or they want to hangout because you don't bother them for autographs or pictures but they spend lots of money so how is it you could top that. We basically do nothing and make great money. Your probably a nice guy and everything but we are not there to meet nice guys we are there to make money that's all and whatever we have to say to make ou feel special and pretend then that's what we do. Don't confuse that with actual admiration.

Wowee, what a cheerful positive well-rounded person you must be. You paint such a clear picture of what your life must be like, so productive, promising and auspicious. Not jaded, frustrated and bitter at all, like most people.

I envy you.

Basic_man 07-01-2004 01:05 PM

t-shirt's hell rock!

MinX 07-01-2004 01:05 PM

Hehehehee

punker barbie 07-01-2004 01:07 PM

funny thread!!!! LOL

davidd 07-01-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Well, let's see. If I count up all the hours *I've* spent in strip clubs with Mike, and I divide that by how much he spends, how polite he is to the girls, and then I add to that the fact that not only have I never seen a girl get pissed at him but that most of the ones that know him LOVE to see him come in, I'd say you're off the mark yet again.

All guys with money are not jerks Payton. Some of them, including Mike and most of the people he spends time with, are actually pretty gentlemanly. And they've been in clubs enough to know how to act.

Personally I like the Horse and Cheetahs when in Vegas.

And the countless hours you have spent with me strip clubs.

escorpio 07-01-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them.

If he or anyone feels a handjob is common practice among strippers then their an idiot and if that is what they want then I don't care how much money they have their going to get tossed right out the door as soon as I let the bouncers know about it.

Yes there are girls that do whatever in the clubs but you can not lump all of us together just like you can not lump any other type of person together because of their job or race of whatever. So I don't care how much money someone thinks they have I don't go to work to do a porn for some guy that thinks money can get you anything I go to strip and that is all I do.....

Angry peelers are no fun.

Mike AI 07-01-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Wowee, what a cheerful positive well-rounded person you must be. You paint such a clear picture of what your life must be like, so productive, promising and auspicious. Not jaded, frustrated and bitter at all, like most people.

I envy you.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not all strippers are this jaded. Some can be very nice and very fun!

molotov 07-01-2004 01:28 PM

Funny!!!!:thumbsup :)

davidd 07-01-2004 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not all strippers are this jaded. Some can be very nice and very fun!

Most are cool. I can identify the jaded bitches from across the room.

The good ones come home at night.

-dd

VegasSEGirl 07-01-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not all strippers are this jaded. Some can be very nice and very fun!

Oh she's just too good for you and you know it! LOL

woj 07-01-2004 03:15 PM

heh heh :thumbsup

Mike AI 07-01-2004 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VegasSEGirl
Oh she's just too good for you and you know it! LOL
You must have gone to her site! :)

CDSmith 07-01-2004 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not all strippers are this jaded. Some can be very nice and very fun!

I purposefully left that part out. Believe me I've known some strippers in my time, thankfully many of whom were really great people. Those in Winnipeg don't generally work at one single club but rather make the rounds throughout the week and do 20 minute shows at various bars. Many of them are very professional and treat it like a running a business rather than a job. Those ones don't allow themselves to get caught up in the kind of bullshit she describes above, they're in, they dance, they get dressed, they're off out the door to the next venue.


And they make pretty damned good money. One girl whom I briefly drove for was pulling in $5k a week.


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