Stripper do's and don'ts! Pretty funny! - GoFuckYourself.com

Mike AI · 06-30-2004, 01:53 PM

From t-shirt hell's newsletter.

A lot of people have written in to tell me that they have noticed a
dramatic
improvement in the overall quality of service in restaurants across the
country since my article about waiters was published several weeks back.
I decided that as a humanitarian if I could help with that problem, I owed
it America to take on an even more important issue: bad strippers.

Ladies, I am your dream client. I spend enormous sums of money on lap
dances; I trim my nails before I start groping; and I have generally
showered in the last week. Now admittedly, some strippers find it
disconcerting after successfully waking the giant in my pants, that they
are suddenly scraping their heads on the ceiling. But this is a minor
inconvenience. So here are some quick dos and don'ts.

Do: Warm up that ass. There's no quicker way to ruin the mood than
when you grind on my lap with what is essentially a well shaped block of ice.

Do: Wash off that glitter already. Nobody cares if your body is
sparkling, anymore than we care about your sparkling personality. The stench of
your perfume can be explained away by that queer guy in the carpool with all
of the gel in his hair: but a lap full of glitter is a different story.

Do: Check those implants regularly. Silicone implants have a tendency
to harden after a while, and when you repeatedly whack a person in the head
with those cement melons it can lead to Parkinson's disease. Just like
it did for Michael J. Fox.

Do: Take the night off if you're bleeding. A g-string is good. A
tampon string...not so much.

Do not: Add an additional charge for the hand job. When you get a lap
dance from a reputable stripper, it's understood that a hand job is
included. There should not be an additional charge for this. I went
through the trouble of cutting the lining out of my pockets, it's really
the least you can do. Putting your knee in my crotch is not the answer. It
is as a direct result of years of women kneeing me in the crotch that I
have ended up at the strip club in the first place.

But I am a reasonable man. If someone wants to shit on your head, that
should be extra. If they want to stick their foot up your ass, this
should also cost more, even if they remove their shoes.

Do not: Talk about your boyfriend, your five kids, or your irritable
bowel syndrome. These subjects are not sexy. If you can't tell me about the
tickle fight in the dressing room, you should probably just stick to the
fake moaning.

Do not: Get any more bad tattoos or unnecessary piercings. Your
hahahaha shouldn't look like a pincushion, and that crude tiger doesn't
hide the track marks on your arm any more than that crooked
tribal hides those stretch marks across your ass.

Male strippers don't have any hang ups. They let those horny,
middle aged women do whatever they want. They fuck those old
cows in the middle of the stage and spray their spunk into the crowd
like human firehoses. I actually worked as a male stripper briefly
but the other male strippers were too intimidated. (and not solely
by my ability to bust a move.)

I hope this article has been helpful to all of you strippers. I know
your job can be a grind, and it should be. I'm just happy that I
can help. That's what I'm all about: helping people.

tony286 · 06-30-2004, 01:55 PM

Very funny

dirtysouth · 06-30-2004, 01:55 PM

Nice! lol

Aquarius · 06-30-2004, 01:57 PM

Very funny indeed.

Snake Doctor · 06-30-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

Do not: Get any more bad tattoos or unnecessary piercings. Your
hahahaha shouldn't look like a pincushion, and that crude tiger doesn't
hide the track marks on your arm any more than that crooked
tribal hides those stretch marks across your ass.

Odie · 06-30-2004, 01:59 PM

that's funny...it's sooooo true...words to live by..

MR2raymond · 06-30-2004, 02:02 PM

StuartD · 06-30-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

Do not: Talk about your boyfriend, your five kids, or your irritable
bowel syndrome. These subjects are not sexy. If you can't tell me about the
tickle fight in the dressing room, you should probably just stick to the
fake moaning.

I agree!! Man I hate it when a stripper starts telling me about her kids. Ugh!

All I keep thinking is "How can these girls judge me for being here when they've got kids at home who haven't seen their mom after 6pm in months."

Mike AI · 06-30-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie
that's funny...it's sooooo true...words to live by..

Yeah I am thinking of printing this up, making a few hundred copies and hand them out to girls before I get a dance!

We can nail them to the door like Martin Luther!

sean416 · 06-30-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

Do: Take the night off if you're bleeding. A g-string is good. A
tampon string...not so much.

I've seen a stripper on stage with her tampon string hanging out... it was nasty.

HammerALL · 06-30-2004, 02:09 PM

Well Said!

Mike AI · 06-30-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416
I've seen a stripper on stage with her tampon string hanging out... it was nasty.

Do you know what that was for?

I bet her crabs were bungee jumping!

EZRhino · 06-30-2004, 03:44 PM

Funny stuff, I got to remember that

fuelcell · 06-30-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Do: Check those implants regularly. Silicone implants have a tendency
to harden after a while, and when you repeatedly whack a person in the head
with those cement melons it can lead to Parkinson's disease.

Implants are saline. Saline. Not Silicone. Saline. That's salt water. Neither harden with time. That's an effect called "encapsulation" which can be avoided, typically, by following your doctor's advice to regularly massage your new tits no matter how much it hurts.

Kimmykim · 06-30-2004, 03:49 PM

Anyone whose ever been to the strip club with you knows that article very well applies ;)

Kimmykim · 06-30-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuelcell
Implants are saline. Saline. Not Silicone. Saline. That's salt water. Neither harden with time. That's an effect called "encapsulation" which can be avoided, typically, by following your doctor's advice to regularly massage your new tits no matter how much it hurts.

Silicone is still used for implants.

Head · 06-30-2004, 03:54 PM

escorpio · 06-30-2004, 03:54 PM

great stuff!

fuelcell · 06-30-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Silicone is still used for implants.

Very rarely. They are still not on the general market and, last I heard, in the States you needed to be part of a study to get them or it had to a medical necessity (not sure what kind).

Kimmykim · 06-30-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuelcell
Very rarely. They are still not on the general market and, last I heard, in the States you needed to be part of a study to get them or it had to a medical necessity (not sure what kind).

As I understand it, once you've had implants you can get them for your replacements without a problem.

Of course I don't know nearly as many strippers as MikeAI does ;)

TweetyBird · 06-30-2004, 04:19 PM

hehe

karlm · 06-30-2004, 04:22 PM

hehe nice one

fuelcell · 06-30-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
As I understand it, once you've had implants you can get them for your replacements without a problem.

Of course I don't know nearly as many strippers as MikeAI does ;)

I think this is true. However, my wife has had hers for close to 7 years and when she got them done silicon was not allowed. I don't think you're going to run into too many silicon boob jobs. Perhaps Dolly Parton.

Kimmykim · 06-30-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuelcell
I think this is true. However, my wife has had hers for close to 7 years and when she got them done silicon was not allowed. I don't think you're going to run into too many silicon boob jobs. Perhaps Dolly Parton.

At this point I know very few people who don't have silicone. I guess that's what comes of knowing pornstars and strippers lol ;)

LaurieX · 06-30-2004, 05:15 PM

wyldblyss · 06-30-2004, 05:22 PM

Oh I love it, I'm going to have to pass that one along to the hubby

Mr. Marks · 06-30-2004, 05:32 PM

This is one info the strippers will be thankful about.

wdsguy · 06-30-2004, 05:42 PM

Spunky · 06-30-2004, 05:46 PM

Good one

Khun · 06-30-2004, 05:49 PM

...and those were the most important words ever spoken....

Meloman · 06-30-2004, 05:49 PM

Mike you the man

Watch out Florida, here we come, lol

davidd · 06-30-2004, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416
I've seen a stripper on stage with her tampon string hanging out... it was nasty.

They all have them in, everyone.

It is common practice.

It gets fucked up when they forget to take them out at night before bed. Had an interesting experience with this last week.

-dd

sicone · 06-30-2004, 06:09 PM

Good Shit

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 06-30-2004, 06:20 PM

good shit.

BlueQuartz · 06-30-2004, 06:34 PM

i guess there is more strippers amongst us than we had realized - good article!

Trixie Racer · 06-30-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
When you get a lap dance from a reputable stripper, it's understood that a hand job is included.

Hookers give handjobs; strippers tease and/or grind. Many hookers work in strip clubs and also strip to supplement their income, but real strippers don't hook.

Sifu · 06-30-2004, 06:42 PM

ditto

Face (o_0) · 06-30-2004, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidd
They all have them in, everyone.

It is common practice.

It gets fucked up when they forget to take them out at night before bed. Had an interesting experience with this last week.

-dd

say what?

paytonrain · 06-30-2004, 09:28 PM

Somebody thinks alot of themself...

I will have to agree you are confused about the difference between strippers and Hookers. If you want a prostitute then why try to fool yourself into thinking your all that by going to a strip club and just hit your local street corner like all the other losers that can't seem to get laid or hell even a hand job without money being involved.
As for being the dream client......lol...... Geez you would be the first person to come in and pretend to have tons of money and brag about how great you are and how we could better do our jobs. Cause I don't see that from at least 3 or 4 guys a night. You also sound quite desirable being you trim your nails and shower I mean really who doesn't want a guy who gets off by going to 2nd base with a stripper. I mean really what grade are you in now? Maybe someday you will get a gf that will let you see her naked and you can touch all the little things you dream about. Well maybe... Then you start yapping about male strippers so maybe all this rude disrespectful talk to all the girls in this forum that have or still do make their living stripping is just a diversion of the fact that you like playing with the boys in their clubs and secretly wish you could be a male stripper and frolic around with them every night. It's a nice dream but I highly doubt your male strip clubs are just a sex club full of orgies but it's a nice gay erotic fantasy you got going so I hope you work that out someday.

Fizzgig · 06-30-2004, 09:37 PM

pimplink · 06-30-2004, 09:48 PM

Good thread!

Mike AI · 06-30-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meloman
Mike you the man

Watch out Florida, here we come, lol

I am looking forward to it!! Sunday at the club in Florida.

We will have to talk about traffic before hand.... For right traffic we can take good care of you!!

Za Ha · 06-30-2004, 10:43 PM

LOL great read man.
Totally agree with the whole : hookers are strippers but good strippers dont hook thing.

Mike AI · 06-30-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Somebody thinks alot of themself...

I will have to agree you are confused about the difference between strippers and Hookers. If you want a prostitute then why try to fool yourself into thinking your all that by going to a strip club and just hit your local street corner like all the other losers that can't seem to get laid or hell even a hand job without money being involved.
As for being the dream client......lol...... Geez you would be the first person to come in and pretend to have tons of money and brag about how great you are and how we could better do our jobs. Cause I don't see that from at least 3 or 4 guys a night. You also sound quite desirable being you trim your nails and shower I mean really who doesn't want a guy who gets off by going to 2nd base with a stripper. I mean really what grade are you in now? Maybe someday you will get a gf that will let you see her naked and you can touch all the little things you dream about. Well maybe... Then you start yapping about male strippers so maybe all this rude disrespectful talk to all the girls in this forum that have or still do make their living stripping is just a diversion of the fact that you like playing with the boys in their clubs and secretly wish you could be a male stripper and frolic around with them every night. It's a nice dream but I highly doubt your male strip clubs are just a sex club full of orgies but it's a nice gay erotic fantasy you got going so I hope you work that out someday.

Ladies, I guess you did not read the first line.

From my post " From t-shirt hell's newsletter."

I did not create this rant, I just passed it on. I do agree with a lot of it though, and thought it was funny.

Just wanted to be clear.

Kimmykim · 06-30-2004, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Somebody thinks alot of themself...

I will have to agree you are confused about the difference between strippers and Hookers. If you want a prostitute then why try to fool yourself into thinking your all that by going to a strip club and just hit your local street corner like all the other losers that can't seem to get laid or hell even a hand job without money being involved.
As for being the dream client......lol...... Geez you would be the first person to come in and pretend to have tons of money and brag about how great you are and how we could better do our jobs. Cause I don't see that from at least 3 or 4 guys a night. You also sound quite desirable being you trim your nails and shower I mean really who doesn't want a guy who gets off by going to 2nd base with a stripper. I mean really what grade are you in now? Maybe someday you will get a gf that will let you see her naked and you can touch all the little things you dream about. Well maybe... Then you start yapping about male strippers so maybe all this rude disrespectful talk to all the girls in this forum that have or still do make their living stripping is just a diversion of the fact that you like playing with the boys in their clubs and secretly wish you could be a male stripper and frolic around with them every night. It's a nice dream but I highly doubt your male strip clubs are just a sex club full of orgies but it's a nice gay erotic fantasy you got going so I hope you work that out someday.

Hmmm, I am guessing you are a stripper from the tone of your post. Frankly I think you should have paid more attention to Mike's post, and you should also hope that you're dancing wherever it is you work when he comes into your club.

He's one of the few people that actually treat dancers VERY well and he's got deep pockets to boot.

BabeHunter · 06-30-2004, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
From t-shirt hell's newsletter.

Do not: Get any more bad tattoos or unnecessary piercings. Your
hahahaha shouldn't look like a pincushion, and that crude tiger doesn't
hide the track marks on your arm any more than that crooked
tribal hides those stretch marks across your ass.

strippers with tatoos look nastier then normal stripers

pxxx · 06-30-2004, 11:16 PM

Funny thread, some great points too.

paytonrain · 07-01-2004, 12:14 AM

Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them.

If he or anyone feels a handjob is common practice among strippers then their an idiot and if that is what they want then I don't care how much money they have their going to get tossed right out the door as soon as I let the bouncers know about it.

Yes there are girls that do whatever in the clubs but you can not lump all of us together just like you can not lump any other type of person together because of their job or race of whatever. So I don't care how much money someone thinks they have I don't go to work to do a porn for some guy that thinks money can get you anything I go to strip and that is all I do.....

webmaster x · 07-01-2004, 12:20 AM

This thread is fuckin' good!

Mike AI · 07-01-2004, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paytonrain
Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them.

If he or anyone feels a handjob is common practice among strippers then their an idiot and if that is what they want then I don't care how much money they have their going to get tossed right out the door as soon as I let the bouncers know about it.

Yes there are girls that do whatever in the clubs but you can not lump all of us together just like you can not lump any other type of person together because of their job or race of whatever. So I don't care how much money someone thinks they have I don't go to work to do a porn for some guy that thinks money can get you anything I go to strip and that is all I do.....

Honey, I understand this. We don't stereotype.

What club do you work at in Vegas?

With a little work on your website, I bet you could make a lot more money with it.

06-30-2004, 01:53 PM	#1
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	Stripper do's and don'ts! Pretty funny! From t-shirt hell's newsletter. A lot of people have written in to tell me that they have noticed a dramatic improvement in the overall quality of service in restaurants across the country since my article about waiters was published several weeks back. I decided that as a humanitarian if I could help with that problem, I owed it America to take on an even more important issue: bad strippers. Ladies, I am your dream client. I spend enormous sums of money on lap dances; I trim my nails before I start groping; and I have generally showered in the last week. Now admittedly, some strippers find it disconcerting after successfully waking the giant in my pants, that they are suddenly scraping their heads on the ceiling. But this is a minor inconvenience. So here are some quick dos and don'ts. Do: Warm up that ass. There's no quicker way to ruin the mood than when you grind on my lap with what is essentially a well shaped block of ice. Do: Wash off that glitter already. Nobody cares if your body is sparkling, anymore than we care about your sparkling personality. The stench of your perfume can be explained away by that queer guy in the carpool with all of the gel in his hair: but a lap full of glitter is a different story. Do: Check those implants regularly. Silicone implants have a tendency to harden after a while, and when you repeatedly whack a person in the head with those cement melons it can lead to Parkinson's disease. Just like it did for Michael J. Fox. Do: Take the night off if you're bleeding. A g-string is good. A tampon string...not so much. Do not: Add an additional charge for the hand job. When you get a lap dance from a reputable stripper, it's understood that a hand job is included. There should not be an additional charge for this. I went through the trouble of cutting the lining out of my pockets, it's really the least you can do. Putting your knee in my crotch is not the answer. It is as a direct result of years of women kneeing me in the crotch that I have ended up at the strip club in the first place. But I am a reasonable man. If someone wants to shit on your head, that should be extra. If they want to stick their foot up your ass, this should also cost more, even if they remove their shoes. Do not: Talk about your boyfriend, your five kids, or your irritable bowel syndrome. These subjects are not sexy. If you can't tell me about the tickle fight in the dressing room, you should probably just stick to the fake moaning. Do not: Get any more bad tattoos or unnecessary piercings. Your hahahaha shouldn't look like a pincushion, and that crude tiger doesn't hide the track marks on your arm any more than that crooked tribal hides those stretch marks across your ass. Male strippers don't have any hang ups. They let those horny, middle aged women do whatever they want. They fuck those old cows in the middle of the stage and spray their spunk into the crowd like human firehoses. I actually worked as a male stripper briefly but the other male strippers were too intimidated. (and not solely by my ability to bust a move.) I hope this article has been helpful to all of you strippers. I know your job can be a grind, and it should be. I'm just happy that I can help. That's what I'm all about: helping people. __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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paytonrain Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 483	Somebody thinks alot of themself... I will have to agree you are confused about the difference between strippers and Hookers. If you want a prostitute then why try to fool yourself into thinking your all that by going to a strip club and just hit your local street corner like all the other losers that can't seem to get laid or hell even a hand job without money being involved. As for being the dream client......lol...... Geez you would be the first person to come in and pretend to have tons of money and brag about how great you are and how we could better do our jobs. Cause I don't see that from at least 3 or 4 guys a night. You also sound quite desirable being you trim your nails and shower I mean really who doesn't want a guy who gets off by going to 2nd base with a stripper. I mean really what grade are you in now? Maybe someday you will get a gf that will let you see her naked and you can touch all the little things you dream about. Well maybe... Then you start yapping about male strippers so maybe all this rude disrespectful talk to all the girls in this forum that have or still do make their living stripping is just a diversion of the fact that you like playing with the boys in their clubs and secretly wish you could be a male stripper and frolic around with them every night. It's a nice dream but I highly doubt your male strip clubs are just a sex club full of orgies but it's a nice gay erotic fantasy you got going so I hope you work that out someday.

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paytonrain Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 483	Well he just said he wasn't the one saying that he was copying it from somewhere. But he agrees with some of it.... It doesn't matter. Those are not the guys I would want. First they all think they have deep pockets which isn't always the point I would rather hang out with someone who is not a grabby jerk trying to get away with anything they but spends money for a guy who is polite and follows the rules and listens when I explain them. If he or anyone feels a handjob is common practice among strippers then their an idiot and if that is what they want then I don't care how much money they have their going to get tossed right out the door as soon as I let the bouncers know about it. Yes there are girls that do whatever in the clubs but you can not lump all of us together just like you can not lump any other type of person together because of their job or race of whatever. So I don't care how much money someone thinks they have I don't go to work to do a porn for some guy that thinks money can get you anything I go to strip and that is all I do.....

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