Bush & Kerry

Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc, but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the "manly" way to settle things. It was decided that the candidate who could catch the most fish, by the end of the week, would be declared the winner.

After much discussion, it was decided the contest would take place on a remote, and very cold, lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present. Both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake, and each were to return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, George W. returned to the starting line with 10 fish. Soon, John Kerry returned with zero fish.

Well, everyone assumed Mr. Kerry was just having another bad hair day or something, and everyone thought he would surely catch up the following day.

At the end of the second day, George W. returned with 20 fish, and John Kerry came in again with none.

That evening, Bill Clinton got together secretly with John Kerry and tells him, "I think George W. is a low-life cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishin'. Just spy on George and see if he is cheatin' in any way."

The next night, George W. comes back with 50 fish!

Bill Clinton says to John Kerry, "Well, what about it, John, is George W. cheatin'?"

John answers, "He sure is, Bill. He's cutting holes in the ice!!!"