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Old 06-28-2004, 12:41 AM   #1
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I'm grumpy and bored (something in the realm of PMS) tonight and I don't want to go to bed just yet...

Since you're the unofficial morale mascot around here,

could you please tell me a joke or something funny.
Anything even slightly amusing will do.

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Old 06-28-2004, 12:51 AM   #2
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will these help?
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:51 AM   #3
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:57 AM   #4
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.?


There is a silence, . . . .




.


then a shot is heard.






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The guy's voice comes back on the line.





He says: ?OK, now what?"
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:00 AM   #5
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.?


There is a silence, . . . .

then a shot is heard


The guy's voice comes back on the line.





He says: ?OK, now what?"




That sounds like Kansas hunters to me!
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:01 AM   #6
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will these help?
Yea, that's a little better...*sniveling*
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:03 AM   #7
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Yea, that's a little better...*sniveling*
The Captain and I would come out there, but I already went there once today, and did not see one orange sombrero anywhere
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:06 AM   #8
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Hi Eve!
hi! How are you? You're in the Netherlands, right?
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:09 AM   #9
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The Captain and I would come out there, but I already went there once today, and did not see one orange sombrero anywhere
A pack of jackyls attacked me and tried to hump my dog. I threw the sombrero to distract them. If you saw a blur run by with purple feet, that would have been me....

I'm sorry I missed you.
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:17 AM   #10
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Well I guess Punker Barbie has choosen to dismiss me....*more sniveling*

I can't say I blame her....I wouldn't want to talk to a crabby sourpuss like myself right now either.
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:26 AM   #11
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u bunch of HORN dogs!
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Old 06-28-2004, 04:02 AM   #12
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1, opening photoshop
2, cropping out baddog
3, opening up some lube
4, Spanking the meat wrench will begin in 30 seconds.
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Old 06-28-2004, 11:37 AM   #13
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Well I guess Punker Barbie has choosen to dismiss me....*more sniveling*

I can't say I blame her....I wouldn't want to talk to a crabby sourpuss like myself right now either.

OMG not even!!!! i wish i has seen this thread in time ! sorry hun!!!!!

heres a pix evertime i see it, it makes me smile
hope ur feeling better!

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Old 06-28-2004, 11:42 AM   #14
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please give up with this girl !
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Old 06-28-2004, 11:44 AM   #15
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Speaking of Punker, where are you? ;) I've lost yoru ICQ - 78881543 when you get a chance.
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