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Hazen · 03-09-2001, 06:28 PM

I'm getting sick of these losers always hounding my wife, "How does your husband make his money?? We want to stay home all day and do it too!" And the few people I've actually tried to help NEVER follow through because there's actually WORK involved. They seem to think I just sit at home all day long stuffing envelopes or clipping coupons. Seeing as how the majority of these people have been willing to shell out several hundred dollars to MLMs (Multi Level Marketing schemes)in the past, with hopes of making big money with no work involved, I figured they would probably be willing to do the same with online porn.

If you think about it, every MLM has the FRONT. Whether it's life insurance, Amway, 2by2.com shopping mall bullshit, water filtration, become your own travel agency, blah blah... I could go on and on. Every one of these never focus on making money THROUGH the business, but instead push "brainwashing" and "If you get 3 more people in, you'll make this much more and so much for every person they get in"

After joining most MLMs, a lot of these people are so brainwashed and think they're going to be rich that you usually hear them bragging that in 6 months or a year they're going to retire. Lmao! I've heard this line several times, but geeze, years have past and I haven't seen a one of them retire. Hell, I've seen one dude that was sopposed to retire get his car repoed. Kinda far from retiring if you ask me.

So what's the point here? Gah! Who knows! Maybe there's a porn MLM program already out there. Anybody got the URL?

Wizzo · 03-09-2001, 06:57 PM

I actually tried doing Adult WM seminars...Newspaper Ads, Hotel Conference Room, etc....Most of the response subsided when they found out it actually takes some work and Some computer knowledge...lol

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lynch1000s · 03-09-2001, 08:47 PM

Yeah, there's a lot of work involved. Maybe if you want to make millions without doing any work, I heard that buying Don Lapre's money making package was the way to go

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Gemini · 03-09-2001, 11:21 PM

Now just WOT am *I* to do with the three rooms and garage fulla coupons? *sigh* and us without a working fireplace! lol

Those MLM's are a joke. Just like everybody, I tried a few when I was in my 20's. Then I grew up. Luckily I lost maybe 20 bucks instead of hundreds like now a day.

lynch1000s · 03-10-2001, 01:17 AM

What do mlm's consist of anyways, may I should try, they sound pretty profitable

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Keyser · 03-10-2001, 01:25 AM

I once showed a friend how to build porn sites. He said it was awesome and he wanted to work from home! But then he stopped and said he didn't have time. So whatever! I started this as a hobby, and I do what I love! So this is the perfect job for me.

Another friends says he wants to make sites and wants me to show him the ropes. It's kind of hard teaching a person in a few days what you've absorbed in a year or more.

As far as MLM, I would compare that to relgion. When those fucking bible people come to my door wanting me to read their bible magazine and shit, it's like MLM for jesus or something. But don't they know who Jesus is? They need to get some net access and go on over to www.jesus.com

Keyser · 03-10-2001, 01:27 AM

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Dom · 03-10-2001, 01:40 AM

haha first time I saw that one
At least he didnt put porn banners that would have been a shame

Shocker · 03-10-2001, 08:39 AM

We need a paysite to require that you sign up under someone before you can see the naked pictures.

The paysite also has to pay referrers commission 10 deep.

At least we don't have to buy a $100 adult webmaster kit.

boneprone · 03-11-2001, 03:54 AM

I made millions putting tiny little adds in newspapers..

I lived and did this in a ONE bedroom apatment.

Shocker · 03-11-2001, 04:15 AM

I only live in a Studio Apt.

Wish I had a 1-bedroom apt, then I could be a millionaire too.

paparoach · 03-11-2001, 04:42 AM

I've tried a few MLM's myself over the last 5 years. Nothing... Just a bunch of shit.
Keyser,
I have had people on the net and freinds ask to show them how to build and promote sites also.
I finally decided that I am writing a book and publishing it om hardback and online.
It will show step by step of how to make it in the porn business on the net.
Still in the early stages. I have to make notes everyday and then test everything.
It will probably take a year or longer to get it done.
I will then charge for it.
My own little marketing strategy.

lynch1000s · 03-11-2001, 05:07 AM

As far as I'm concerned, to get traffic you either have to buy it, or work for it.

Most people don't realize this until they waste thousands of dollars on some scheme.

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Keyser · 03-11-2001, 08:30 AM

Quote:

I finally decided that I am writing a book and publishing it om hardback and online.
It will show step by step of how to make it in the porn business on the net.

My brother in-law is writing a Linux book. He suggested that I write a book on how to become an adult webmaster. I thought about it decided against it. The reasons are this: if I write a book telling all about what I'm doing, and how to exactly do it, then sure I'll make some money off the book, but soon there will be more and more people saturating the market. It will take $ away from me and fellow webmasters.

I don't mind showing people personally if they really want to learn. And if they decide it's not for them, then so be it.

Gemini · 03-11-2001, 09:21 AM

I had a guy from the Phillipines last year want us to teach him online. And he could barely speak or write english well enough to understand. Nice guy, dumb idea.

Hazen · 03-11-2001, 01:08 PM

About 2 years ago I actually wrote a book on how to make $$ in the porn biz. Go for it and write your book, but don't give secrets away. Tell them common sense stuff, and simply elaborate on it. Spend a chapter just on HTML and how to make a website, about porn resources, different kinda programs, yadd yadda... I can bet you that everyone that writes a book on how to make $$ from something, won't give away the best secrets or their $$ will possibly drop as well.

I never got around to selling the book. We put a few up on ebay and they did alright. I could be making extra $$ by sticking up new auctions constantly, but have decided to spend the time towards something else.

lynch1000s · 03-11-2001, 02:03 PM

hazen, are you the one that wrote the ebook for adult websites that said stuff like submit to the hun for a lot of traffic, I have that lol.

Anyways, all you have to do is copy things from adult webmaster resources, and sell it. that will make you money on ebay.

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03-09-2001, 06:28 PM	#1
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	Porn Webmaster Multi Level Marketing I'm getting sick of these losers always hounding my wife, "How does your husband make his money?? We want to stay home all day and do it too!" And the few people I've actually tried to help NEVER follow through because there's actually WORK involved. They seem to think I just sit at home all day long stuffing envelopes or clipping coupons. Seeing as how the majority of these people have been willing to shell out several hundred dollars to MLMs (Multi Level Marketing schemes)in the past, with hopes of making big money with no work involved, I figured they would probably be willing to do the same with online porn. If you think about it, every MLM has the FRONT. Whether it's life insurance, Amway, 2by2.com shopping mall bullshit, water filtration, become your own travel agency, blah blah... I could go on and on. Every one of these never focus on making money THROUGH the business, but instead push "brainwashing" and "If you get 3 more people in, you'll make this much more and so much for every person they get in" After joining most MLMs, a lot of these people are so brainwashed and think they're going to be rich that you usually hear them bragging that in 6 months or a year they're going to retire. Lmao! I've heard this line several times, but geeze, years have past and I haven't seen a one of them retire. Hell, I've seen one dude that was sopposed to retire get his car repoed. Kinda far from retiring if you ask me. So what's the point here? Gah! Who knows! Maybe there's a porn MLM program already out there. Anybody got the URL?

03-09-2001, 06:57 PM	#2
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I actually tried doing Adult WM seminars...Newspaper Ads, Hotel Conference Room, etc....Most of the response subsided when they found out it actually takes some work and Some computer knowledge...lol ------------------ GFY RULES!

03-09-2001, 08:47 PM	#3
lynch1000s Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 245	Yeah, there's a lot of work involved. Maybe if you want to make millions without doing any work, I heard that buying Don Lapre's money making package was the way to go ------------------ Terrance http://www.penis-enlarge.com

03-09-2001, 11:21 PM	#4
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Now just WOT am I to do with the three rooms and garage fulla coupons? sigh and us without a working fireplace! lol Those MLM's are a joke. Just like everybody, I tried a few when I was in my 20's. Then I grew up. Luckily I lost maybe 20 bucks instead of hundreds like now a day.

03-10-2001, 01:17 AM	#5
lynch1000s Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 245	What do mlm's consist of anyways, may I should try, they sound pretty profitable ------------------ Terrance http://www.penis-enlarge.com

03-10-2001, 01:25 AM	#6
Keyser Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 142	I once showed a friend how to build porn sites. He said it was awesome and he wanted to work from home! But then he stopped and said he didn't have time. So whatever! I started this as a hobby, and I do what I love! So this is the perfect job for me. Another friends says he wants to make sites and wants me to show him the ropes. It's kind of hard teaching a person in a few days what you've absorbed in a year or more. As far as MLM, I would compare that to relgion. When those fucking bible people come to my door wanting me to read their bible magazine and shit, it's like MLM for jesus or something. But don't they know who Jesus is? They need to get some net access and go on over to www.jesus.com

03-10-2001, 01:27 AM	#7
Keyser Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 142	<center> <A HREF="http://www.jesus.com/shower/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jesus.com/shower/banner.gif" HEIGHT="60" WIDTH="468"> <FONT FACE="Arial,Helvetica" SIZE=-1>Win a chance to shower with Jesus!</FONT> </A> </center> [This message has been edited by Keyser (edited 03-10-2001).]

03-10-2001, 01:40 AM	#8
Dom Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: planet motherfucker Posts: 102	haha first time I saw that one At least he didnt put porn banners that would have been a shame

03-10-2001, 08:39 AM	#9
Shocker Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Francisco Posts: 138	We need a paysite to require that you sign up under someone before you can see the naked pictures. The paysite also has to pay referrers commission 10 deep. At least we don't have to buy a $100 adult webmaster kit.

03-11-2001, 03:54 AM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I made millions putting tiny little adds in newspapers.. I lived and did this in a ONE bedroom apatment.

03-11-2001, 04:15 AM	#11
Shocker Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Francisco Posts: 138	I only live in a Studio Apt. Wish I had a 1-bedroom apt, then I could be a millionaire too.

03-11-2001, 04:42 AM	#12
paparoach Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Wheelersburg,Ohio Posts: 404	I've tried a few MLM's myself over the last 5 years. Nothing... Just a bunch of shit. Keyser, I have had people on the net and freinds ask to show them how to build and promote sites also. I finally decided that I am writing a book and publishing it om hardback and online. It will show step by step of how to make it in the porn business on the net. Still in the early stages. I have to make notes everyday and then test everything. It will probably take a year or longer to get it done. I will then charge for it. My own little marketing strategy.

03-11-2001, 05:07 AM	#13
lynch1000s Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 245	As far as I'm concerned, to get traffic you either have to buy it, or work for it. Most people don't realize this until they waste thousands of dollars on some scheme. ------------------ Terrance http://www.penis-enlarge.com

03-11-2001, 09:21 AM	#15
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	I had a guy from the Phillipines last year want us to teach him online. And he could barely speak or write english well enough to understand. Nice guy, dumb idea.

03-11-2001, 01:08 PM	#16
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	About 2 years ago I actually wrote a book on how to make $$ in the porn biz. Go for it and write your book, but don't give secrets away. Tell them common sense stuff, and simply elaborate on it. Spend a chapter just on HTML and how to make a website, about porn resources, different kinda programs, yadd yadda... I can bet you that everyone that writes a book on how to make $$ from something, won't give away the best secrets or their $$ will possibly drop as well. I never got around to selling the book. We put a few up on ebay and they did alright. I could be making extra $$ by sticking up new auctions constantly, but have decided to spend the time towards something else.

03-11-2001, 02:03 PM	#17
lynch1000s Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 245	hazen, are you the one that wrote the ebook for adult websites that said stuff like submit to the hun for a lot of traffic, I have that lol. Anyways, all you have to do is copy things from adult webmaster resources, and sell it. that will make you money on ebay. ------------------ Terrance http://www.penis-enlarge.com