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  • Eman - PG
    PG Co-Boss
    • Nov 2003
    • 524
    #1

    Hilarious surfer phonecall (mp3)

    Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:


    http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

    (The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)



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    • Pipecrew
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      • Feb 2002
      • 14888
      #2
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        • MattO
          The O is for Oohhh
          • Feb 2003
          • 10861
          #3
          He probably signed up right after he put the phone down.

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            • BradM
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3397
              #4
              Ugh. Some people have no sense of humor.

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                • freezex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 98
                  #5


                  call this guy, he knows how to deal with these guys.

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                    • doober
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 6984
                      #6
                      GURANTEED he rubbed one out right after, sounds like his wife doesnt do him right

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                        • robfantasy
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 6445
                          #7
                          hilarious
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                            • mahoney
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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 5318
                              #8
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                                • myneid
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 736
                                  #9
                                  LOL, that was great! Thanks for sharing.
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                                        • TheMaster
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 2734
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by doober
                                          GURANTEED he rubbed one out right after, sounds like his wife doesnt do him right

                                          euh, which wife

                                          btw he sounded so intelligent, how many times can you say 'dude' in 2 minutes

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                                            • doober
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 6984
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TheMaster
                                              euh, which wife

                                              btw he sounded so intelligent, how many times can you say 'dude' in 2 minutes
                                              this one




                                              You would have reacted the same way lol

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                                                • escorpio
                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 23487
                                                  #13
                                                  He sounded very disturbed. I would be concerned. Seriously.
                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                    • Reak
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 17920
                                                      #14
                                                      wtf?

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                                                        • Giorgio_Xo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 4263
                                                          #15
                                                          You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.

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                                                            • Sifu
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 1791
                                                              #16
                                                              what a quack!!..lol
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                                                                • bigusdickus
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 53
                                                                  #17
                                                                  You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.
                                                                  What are you gonna get? A old surf board
                                                                  and some wax? Perhaps a pair of vans?

                                                                  Why is my clock always stuck on 4:20?!

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                                                                    • escorpio
                                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 23487
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by bigusdickus
                                                                      What are you gonna get? A old surf board
                                                                      and some wax? Perhaps a pair of vans?
                                                                      Dude, that would be awesome!
                                                                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                        • jimmyf
                                                                          OU812
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 12651
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                          He sounded very disturbed. I would be concerned. Seriously.
                                                                          Yes it could be serious.
                                                                          I would take him off my mail list.
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                                                                            • bigdog
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                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 6964
                                                                              #20
                                                                              that is not funny, that shit was scary

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                                                                                • GTS Mark
                                                                                  Vrume Mark
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 20912
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  LMAO!!!!

                                                                                  DH

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                                                                                    • Tom_PMs
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                      • 2049
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      LOL, that dude sounded like he had a hard time saying "fuck", but he gets an E for effort I suppose, lmao

                                                                                      You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                                                                        • emthree
                                                                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 10816
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                          Dude, that would be awesome!
                                                                                          rofl

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                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 10218
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
                                                                                              You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.

                                                                                              well to be fair it was more cowardly teenage threats about letting his tyres down.

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                                                                                                • skinnay
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 2274
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT A FLAT TIRE!!!!
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                                                                                                    • jact
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                      • 9134
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      That was disturbing, I can't believe I listened to the whole thing.
                                                                                                      Free agent

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                                                                                                        • arial
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 4012
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          HAHAHA

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                                                                                                            • Mojo Rizin
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                              • 1089
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You never seen a teen and you never seen anal sex... LMAO

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                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 133987
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Lol..

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                                                                                                                    • kak_azn
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                      • 3055
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hahahahahahaah.....lmao....DUDE!

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                                                                                                                            • Strife
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                              • 4534
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              spammed the wrong person
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                                                                                                                                • ldinternet
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                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 8245
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  hey dude...

                                                                                                                                  dude.

                                                                                                                                  duude!

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                                                                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Eman - PG
                                                                                                                                      Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:


                                                                                                                                      http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

                                                                                                                                      (The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)
                                                                                                                                      HAHAHAHAHA. "You messed with the wrong dude dude."

                                                                                                                                      HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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                                                                                                                                        • Lonny
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 3539
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          he couldnt last 5 seconds in my mind.

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                                                                                                                                            • Easton
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 9825
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              that was really funny... what a nutjob...

                                                                                                                                              how do surfers get your phone # tho? LOL
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                                                                                                                                                • mandrake
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 222
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  and we all think asstraffick is a great site...Dude
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                                                                                                                                                    • cosis
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 5292
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      LOL what a corny motherfucker

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                                                                                                                                                        • fr8
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 5074
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Wow someone didnt get his enema today.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Turf
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 1865
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Eman - PG
                                                                                                                                                              Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:


                                                                                                                                                              http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

                                                                                                                                                              (The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)
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                                                                                                                                                                • ZanyCash Larry
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 1057
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Fuck him

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Wilber
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1295
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Federal indictment? What is he going to Washington to file a writ?
                                                                                                                                                                      Tra la la? Fuck, I'd be scared of that!
                                                                                                                                                                      dickface He's an articulate fucknut isn't he.
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                                                                                                                                                                      He had to hang up, Jerry Springer commercials were over.

                                                                                                                                                                      I'd say his IQ is about 7 and he has more beer in his fridge than food. Also he has
                                                                                                                                                                      to be living in the Ozarks if anal sex is the most shocking thing he's ever seen.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 26118
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Eman - PG
                                                                                                                                                                          Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:


                                                                                                                                                                          http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

                                                                                                                                                                          (The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)
                                                                                                                                                                          1 word:

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                                                                                                                                                                            • kowntafit
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 4667
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              That guy didn't sound like he had a very big vocab.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Napolean
                                                                                                                                                                                  Old school
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4327
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  hes one of them magical surfers that rebill like 20 times, got yourself a catch!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ldinternet
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 8245
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      He probably thinks you're now laying awake at night, worrying about someone letting the air out of your tyre.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Corleone
                                                                                                                                                                                          C.R.E.A.M
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 15262
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Raf1
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 12117
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Wilber
                                                                                                                                                                                              he has more beer in his fridge than food. .
                                                                                                                                                                                              so do I... hmm
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • strobi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 7383
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  is this for real???

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • strobi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7383
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by freezex


                                                                                                                                                                                                      call this guy, he knows how to deal with these guys.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      hahaha love this one!! Should have called the guy back... It's people like you who made us 10 mill last year!! hahah!!

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