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Sickdick · 03-05-2001, 07:32 AM

after you've been to the toilet?

and Why/Why not?

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Interlude · 03-05-2001, 11:04 AM

Naw, I figured out how not to piss on my hands long ago. And my poker is probably the best cared for part of my body, so...

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Killerelf · 03-05-2001, 11:20 AM

Nope never no need.

Slick · 03-05-2001, 11:33 AM

I ALWAYS do after I do a #2, he he, but when I piss, I do about half the time, depending on what I'm doing. If I'm sitting around the house, I don't worry about it, but if I'm about to eat, I surely do, he he.

aprilkorova · 03-05-2001, 12:40 PM

I guess it goes without saying as a woman....always.

Warphead · 03-05-2001, 01:09 PM

I wash my hands before and after I go to the toilet. I also wash my hands around 30 times a day so I don't know if that proves anything.

MrCockTale · 03-05-2001, 01:29 PM

This topic smells

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Jamdin · 03-05-2001, 02:58 PM

Yes, I wash after doing either one. Sometimes I wash before I go depending on what I've been doing. I also wash my hands before & after I eat too.

I even use those hand saniitizers (I went through one 2 oz bottle since the first of the year.

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Techie Media · 03-05-2001, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrCockTale:
This topic smells

Too Funny.......I'm cracking up..Good one

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Rilose · 03-05-2001, 04:46 PM

only if their is undigested corn from pooing on my hands....this topics gross

Dom · 03-05-2001, 05:14 PM

Is piss toxic anyway ? Don't think so , never heard of anyone dying from a few piss drops or a little chunk of shit .

Exxxotica · 03-05-2001, 05:37 PM

I very rarely wash my hands after using the toilet.

I then proceed with making your Big Mac.
"Have a nice day sir"

RedShoe · 03-05-2001, 08:36 PM

"I wash my hands only when I shit on them! And that happens maybe two or three times a week, TOPS!

- GEORGE CARLIN "You are all Diseased"

NakedChik · 03-05-2001, 09:25 PM

I don't. I don't get anything on my hands, so I don't worry about it. Except when I'm working with food.

magnatique · 03-05-2001, 10:50 PM

I usually keep my dick as clean as the rest of my body....

I don't piss on my hands, so why would touching my dick while peeing require me to wash my hands, while touching my leg doesn't???

just a thought

Itchy · 03-05-2001, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Exxxotica

I very rarely wash my hands after using the toilet.
I then proceed with making your Big Mac.
"Have a nice day sir"

ROTFLMAO
Yup one more reason to stay away from Rotten Ronnies

Itchy

Red · 03-05-2001, 11:43 PM

to answer the question, yes, always.

Warphead, it proves you suffer from OCB.

Magnatique, you may not pee on your hands, but unless you're a nudist, your dick is kept within a confined area and the body does sweat constantly. On open areas of the body, that sweat evaporates quickly. The pelvic area does not have that luxury, so it becomes the perfect breeding ground for bacteria. That is why touching your dick requires hand washing while touching your leg doesn't.

Red

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Corpsie · 03-05-2001, 11:47 PM

I always wondered what kind of hygiene
that scat-stars keep.

Do they brush their teeth before shooting?

sKiTz · 03-05-2001, 11:53 PM

OK, here's what *I* want to know....

If you take a shit, why is it disgusting not to wash your hands afterwards?

Presumably, you've used toilet paper, so... what is there to wash off?

Ass germs that fly through the air?

Kokky germs that penetrate toilet tissue?

I DO wash my hands afterwards, but more out of habit than anything....

Corpsie · 03-05-2001, 11:55 PM

Hey Skitz,

There's still liquid in the stuff you're wiping from down under. That liquid goes straight through the TP. It may not be noticeable to the touch, but you can probably smell it on your fingertips.

There are also micro-organisms that live around the black hole that don't exist on your hands (normally)

titmowse · 03-06-2001, 12:33 AM

ever heard of e coli?

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RedShoe · 03-06-2001, 02:55 AM

Thanks Corpsie for painting such a pretty picture. The image is now stuck in my head, I see half these guys sitting on the toilet, with a curious look in their eye, as they are smelling their own finger tips after a healthy crap. Wondering if ass piss really got on their fingers and if it's smelly enough for them to wash off.

And Magnatique touches his leg? GROSS!!!

Hey how fucking hard is it to rub your hands on some soap after you crap? Are you in that much of a hurry? If so, why did you take the time to crap?

Do you take a shit? Or do you leave one?

Corpsie · 03-06-2001, 02:27 PM

With the moon just right, it's glow reflecting off of the water, he turns to his hand with a gaze in his eyes. The moment was just right as he coaxed his arm to allow his sleeve to be rolled back past the elbow. As perfect as snow on Christmas eve, he slowly sniffed his e. coli covered fingers while transcending into pure ecstacy.

How's that for a romance novel snippit?

magnatique · 03-06-2001, 03:29 PM

red, you make sense...

from now on, I'll pee without holding it

eiht_98 · 03-06-2001, 04:42 PM

I dont wash my hands and teeth at all

Bexman · 03-06-2001, 04:54 PM

I always use my RIGHT HAND to psis & to wenk, so I got used to greet chicks with the left hand... no need of washing *hehe*

aprilkorova · 03-06-2001, 06:53 PM

You know what always comes to mind when I think on this (which isn't often LOL) when I was in college a guy friend of mine said that us girls would be disgusted if we knew what was going on in men's rooms...specifically in clubs. He said that I would be shocked if I knew how many men piss, handle their balls, etc. then don't wash and then come out and ask you to dance, grabbing your hand to lead you to the dance floor. Ish! That is when I decided to try not to get too worked up about germs and bodily secretions cuz there's no way to make everyone as clean as you would like them to be. I wash everytime cuz I want to, period.

By the way this might be a little gross but considering the topic...girls we shouldn't get too upset about them not washing their hands and then wrap our mouths around the same parts. Thank god my guy washes there prior to private times also, but you know damn well you've giving head to a less than sterile man sometime in your life.

Double Ish LOL.

Tanker · 03-06-2001, 07:25 PM

I use half a roll of TP to wipe my ass

sKiTz · 03-06-2001, 11:47 PM

Corpsie....

Quote:

That liquid goes straight through the TP. It may not be noticeable to the touch, but you can probably smell it on your fingertips.

HEY, thanks for the reply! I'll defnintely check that out!

Quote:

Do you take a shit? Or do you leave one?

Sometimes I have to BORROW one.

Quote:

a guy friend of mine said that us girls would be disgusted if we knew what was going on in men's rooms...specifically in clubs. He said that I would be shocked if I knew how many men piss, handle their balls, etc. then don't wash and then come out and ask you to dance, grabbing your hand to lead you to the dance floor

It's ok, we figure it's going to wind up in the ladies' mouths anyway....

Seriously....

I was in Fiji a few years ago.... there are a LOT of decendents of very conservative Hindu Indians there... I'm left handed, and one night at a dinner, I noticed a lot of the folks at the table were staring at me and giving me dirty looks.... turns out, that in Fiji (and in India) a lot of people can't afford TP, and so they use their left hand for wiping.... sure wish the girl I was going with there had told me that ahead of time!

facecreamer · 03-07-2001, 02:17 PM

There's really no need for it, bacause I do not need my hands for it - but I have to clean the toilet afterwards! *smile*

a32bitwhore · 03-07-2001, 02:48 PM

no. and what's the this i hear about wiping? I shit before i shower and only then.

Sickdick · 03-07-2001, 05:15 PM

Thanks for all the responses, it has been interesting to read them

I actually got a friend who enjoys to shit _in_ the shower, he sure is special

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paparoach · 03-07-2001, 10:07 PM

I am always washing my hands.
I have a lot of pets,my kids,and my wife.
So I'm always touching something and don't want to give or pick up something.
I even wash my "Woody" before my wife goes down on it.
Even if I just got out of the shower.
Maybe I'm too clean.LOL

Bendel · 03-09-2001, 08:30 AM

It's always wise to wash your hands before you fist someone

whitbis · 03-09-2001, 08:41 AM

i wash my hands out of habit, eventhough I do control (train) my bowels to unleash just before I am ready to shower.

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whitbis · 03-09-2001, 08:44 AM

By the way, this is kind of a gross topic, I can't understand why I was drawn to it. And corpsie that would make an awesome intro to a romance novel, maybe one with fabio on the cover.

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ace0r · 03-09-2001, 10:25 AM

havent washed since 97, is that a crime?

Babagirls · 03-09-2001, 11:31 AM

I ALWAYS wash my hands....

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DarkJedi · 03-09-2001, 03:30 PM

i'm kinda a hand-wash freak - i wash my hads like 200 times a day - don't know why, but i just cant stand if i get a slightest feeling that my hads got dirty.
And that only relates to my hands - i can go without shower like for a week sometimes

but hands is a different thing for some reason.

BTW, when i been to US (exchange student - and those american fuckers were picking on me all the time and calling me a communist fuck LOL - i'm from Ukraine) anyways, I noticed that 99% of Americans can eat potato chips, get their hands all oily and cheesy and then just go shake hands, take different things - thats disgusting.

Funny topic though. especialy about men toilet in night clubs - thats true - things are nasty there - dudes are all shity (drunk) and piss all over the place.

aprilkorova · 03-09-2001, 05:10 PM

Dark Jedi,

You're Ukrainian? My great-grandparents came over from Ukraine in 1905, I think I'm still like a 1/4 Ukrainian or something like that...haven't really sat down and figured it out. Anyways, I've always said I was Ukrainian cuz of my last name and people always ask me "what the hell kinda name is that? LOL. Ukrainians think nothing of throwing a bunch of consonants together with no vowels LOL. I plan on visiting there in the next year or two. Maybe you can give me some tips on what to see/do? Want to see Kiev and all, but I'm a little more interested in the hidden spots that most tourists don't know about.

April

misterwalrus · 03-09-2001, 06:14 PM

Depends on if I get any on me!

Sickdick · 03-09-2001, 06:55 PM

Isn't it dangerous to wash your hands too often? A guy I went to school with washed his hands 6-7 times each day at school and his hands were all red and ugly

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exodus420 · 03-09-2001, 07:06 PM

I always tried to convince my girlfriend that if she put my dick in her mouth than why should I wash my hands after touching it. She had a hard time grasping logic

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Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Naw, I figured out how not to piss on my hands long ago. And my poker is probably the best cared for part of my body, so... ------------------ 50/50 Celebrity Partnership Program

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I ALWAYS do after I do a #2, he he, but when I piss, I do about half the time, depending on what I'm doing. If I'm sitting around the house, I don't worry about it, but if I'm about to eat, I surely do, he he.

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aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	I guess it goes without saying as a woman....always.

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Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	I wash my hands before and after I go to the toilet. I also wash my hands around 30 times a day so I don't know if that proves anything.

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Yes, I wash after doing either one. Sometimes I wash before I go depending on what I've been doing. I also wash my hands before & after I eat too. I even use those hand saniitizers (I went through one 2 oz bottle since the first of the year. ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

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Rilose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 565	only if their is undigested corn from pooing on my hands....this topics gross

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I very rarely wash my hands after using the toilet. I then proceed with making your Big Mac. "Have a nice day sir"

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NakedChik Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 112	I don't. I don't get anything on my hands, so I don't worry about it. Except when I'm working with food.

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magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	I usually keep my dick as clean as the rest of my body.... I don't piss on my hands, so why would touching my dick while peeing require me to wash my hands, while touching my leg doesn't??? just a thought

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Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	to answer the question, yes, always. Warphead, it proves you suffer from OCB. Magnatique, you may not pee on your hands, but unless you're a nudist, your dick is kept within a confined area and the body does sweat constantly. On open areas of the body, that sweat evaporates quickly. The pelvic area does not have that luxury, so it becomes the perfect breeding ground for bacteria. That is why touching your dick requires hand washing while touching your leg doesn't. Red ------------------ Red's Erotica You've never had story content on your site like this before. Original, funny, purely pornographic.

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Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	I always wondered what kind of hygiene that scat-stars keep. Do they brush their teeth before shooting?

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sKiTz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hutchinson Island, FL, USA Posts: 244	OK, here's what I want to know.... If you take a shit, why is it disgusting not to wash your hands afterwards? Presumably, you've used toilet paper, so... what is there to wash off? Ass germs that fly through the air? Kokky germs that penetrate toilet tissue? I DO wash my hands afterwards, but more out of habit than anything....

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Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	Hey Skitz, There's still liquid in the stuff you're wiping from down under. That liquid goes straight through the TP. It may not be noticeable to the touch, but you can probably smell it on your fingertips. There are also micro-organisms that live around the black hole that don't exist on your hands (normally)

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Thanks Corpsie for painting such a pretty picture. The image is now stuck in my head, I see half these guys sitting on the toilet, with a curious look in their eye, as they are smelling their own finger tips after a healthy crap. Wondering if ass piss really got on their fingers and if it's smelly enough for them to wash off. And Magnatique touches his leg? GROSS!!! Hey how fucking hard is it to rub your hands on some soap after you crap? Are you in that much of a hurry? If so, why did you take the time to crap? Do you take a shit? Or do you leave one?

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Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	With the moon just right, it's glow reflecting off of the water, he turns to his hand with a gaze in his eyes. The moment was just right as he coaxed his arm to allow his sleeve to be rolled back past the elbow. As perfect as snow on Christmas eve, he slowly sniffed his e. coli covered fingers while transcending into pure ecstacy. How's that for a romance novel snippit?

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magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	red, you make sense... from now on, I'll pee without holding it

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Bexman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cologne, germany Posts: 105	I always use my RIGHT HAND to psis & to wenk, so I got used to greet chicks with the left hand... no need of washing hehe

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aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	You know what always comes to mind when I think on this (which isn't often LOL) when I was in college a guy friend of mine said that us girls would be disgusted if we knew what was going on in men's rooms...specifically in clubs. He said that I would be shocked if I knew how many men piss, handle their balls, etc. then don't wash and then come out and ask you to dance, grabbing your hand to lead you to the dance floor. Ish! That is when I decided to try not to get too worked up about germs and bodily secretions cuz there's no way to make everyone as clean as you would like them to be. I wash everytime cuz I want to, period. By the way this might be a little gross but considering the topic...girls we shouldn't get too upset about them not washing their hands and then wrap our mouths around the same parts. Thank god my guy washes there prior to private times also, but you know damn well you've giving head to a less than sterile man sometime in your life. Double Ish LOL.

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Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	I use half a roll of TP to wipe my ass

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facecreamer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 102	There's really no need for it, bacause I do not need my hands for it - but I have to clean the toilet afterwards! smile

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a32bitwhore Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: word to your mother Posts: 130	no. and what's the this i hear about wiping? I shit before i shower and only then.

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paparoach Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Wheelersburg,Ohio Posts: 404	I am always washing my hands. I have a lot of pets,my kids,and my wife. So I'm always touching something and don't want to give or pick up something. I even wash my "Woody" before my wife goes down on it. Even if I just got out of the shower. Maybe I'm too clean.LOL

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