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KRosh · 06-23-2004, 11:38 AM

Think About It
Death is hereditary.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Smoking is a dying art.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)

You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

When you hear someone uttering Oh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.

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Chichio · 06-23-2004, 11:58 AM

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The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

Come to think of it....all imports come from outside the country.

Lucy · 06-23-2004, 12:08 PM

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

jhauser · 06-23-2004, 12:24 PM

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
I didnt know that. Interesting.

KRosh · 06-23-2004, 04:27 PM

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

that crakcs me up

Raf1 · 06-23-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by KRosh

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)

This is a classic

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