Colin Ferrell's Dick Is Too Big For The Movie Screen - GoFuckYourself.com

SykkBoy · 06-22-2004, 07:47 PM

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

dropped9 · 06-22-2004, 07:48 PM

Youve always been about the cock!

Doctor Dre · 06-22-2004, 07:50 PM

I so do not care ....

SykkBoy · 06-22-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Youve always been about the cock!

well, Mr. Ferrell might be a good candidate to be a model on our Monster Cock Madnes site........

big cocks = big money

chodadog · 06-22-2004, 07:51 PM

Too funny.

gornyhuy · 06-22-2004, 07:51 PM

Hmmmmmm.
I'm torn.

This kind of thing makes chicks hornier and thats good for everyone. But it makes small dicked men look bad, and thats bad for ME.

titmowse · 06-22-2004, 07:57 PM

i knew there was something i liked about that guy

Katlicious72 · 06-22-2004, 08:04 PM

Yummmy story!

Screaming · 06-22-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
Yummmy story!

i love Colin

ImLost · 06-22-2004, 08:09 PM

not to big4 my mouth

xxxdesign-net · 06-22-2004, 08:10 PM

Do yourselves a favor guys.. do it for you..

EXTENDER

NickPapageorgio · 06-22-2004, 08:11 PM

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The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable...

Trixie · 06-22-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

Damned men's "discomfort" ruining it for us broads!! When the fuck has female nudity ever been cut for "distracting from the plot", huh? Arrrr!!!

Until there's equal nudity in film, there's alwaysTrixiesHouseboy.com

Pornwolf · 06-22-2004, 08:27 PM

That's great pre release hype for a potentially shitty movie. The marketing folks need a raise!

monica · 06-22-2004, 08:31 PM

Hey Hey! I just realized who you are Trixie... I appreciate your houseboy *wink*

Kard63 · 06-22-2004, 08:34 PM

I hate the way that litle fucker behaves.... chain smoking, following no rules or precedint, and believing he is the shit. At least he's still short LOL.

Trixie · 06-22-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by monica
Hey Hey! I just realized who you are Trixie... I appreciate your houseboy *wink*

Hey you too! We appreciated your review

It's nice to see that Tucker's cock is so recognizable hehehe.

Pornwolf · 06-22-2004, 08:51 PM

Hi Monica! Good to see you here.

bdld · 06-22-2004, 08:59 PM

AmeliaG · 06-22-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

I know a couple of girls who have taken that journey. Now I'm going to have to request gorey details.

FlyingIguana · 06-22-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Do yourselves a favor guys.. do it for you..

EXTENDER

extender? so you end up with what a 8 inch flabby rubber band for a dick?

no thx

neverlearn · 06-22-2004, 09:05 PM

Good on ya Colin

If the producerdirector was a shard bit smeeeart he'd run it. If if aint normal it sells whether it be violence sex or whatever.
the movie producer director is an idiot...controversy equals cash...
reference
Madonna
Marky mark
Dennis Rodman
Clinton
on and on and on
you gotta be fuckin blind not too see that...or farrels wang for that matter ha ha ha

ZanyCash Larry · 06-22-2004, 09:07 PM

The man is a stud

pimplink · 06-22-2004, 09:12 PM

"All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable.

hehehe

GFY would love him man!!!

neverlearn · 06-22-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by pimplink
"All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable.

hehehe
GFY would love him man!!!

ya if he was on ICQ everyone and their dog would be tryin to hook him lol

Strife · 06-22-2004, 10:31 PM

If yu got it...flaunt it

EviLSuperstaR · 06-23-2004, 08:04 AM

What a load of disguised marketingshit. Colin's agency is very good at that!

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