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06-22-2004, 05:11 PM
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March 1st, 2003
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I am no longer with Eroswebmaster.Com
Eros and I have parted ways, even though we left on "good terms" honestly things were getting a bit heated towards the end.
I hold no animosity towards him even though he did fuck my girlfriend Natalie Portman. But just thought I'd let you guys know I'm back on the market for both work and dating. My resume: I gradiudated the 6th grade. No secondary school or university. I don't know HTML but I have a cracked version of all the popular software like photoshop, dreamweaver etc. I can walk and chew gum at the same time. I know how to lay blame on others effectively, making it look like I didn't do it. Comes in great during those embarassing leaked gas moments at a business meal. I don't get along well with others, I am not a people person, and I stopped sharing shit in the Kindergarten..fuck you get your own. If you are looking for these qualities then I am your man. |
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06-22-2004, 05:12 PM
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hired. To start, I will pay you nothing. In 6 months, I will give you a 20% raise.
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06-22-2004, 05:15 PM
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Call Eros and beg for your old job back.
You will never find anyone that truly understands you like he did.  |
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06-22-2004, 05:21 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality? Man 1: Well, I am a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard. Homer: Well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off... Smithers: Okay, that'll do. Homer: ...little stuff starts disappearing from the workplace... Smithers: That's enough! Later in the interview Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do? Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die! Aaaaaaaugh! [runs out in panic] 
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06-22-2004, 05:23 PM
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LOL you should have just said...
"SIMPSONS DID IT!" |
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06-22-2004, 05:23 PM
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again? lol
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06-22-2004, 05:24 PM
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06-22-2004, 05:25 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Congrats.
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06-22-2004, 05:25 PM
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Sofa King Band
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06-22-2004, 05:28 PM
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06-22-2004, 05:28 PM
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Good for you that guy was a schmuck anyways
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06-22-2004, 05:30 PM
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06-22-2004, 05:32 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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06-22-2004, 05:47 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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...theres always that job dancing like we did in the old days....
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06-22-2004, 05:48 PM
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ATE YOUR CRACKERS?! that jew!!!
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06-22-2004, 06:03 PM
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$6 PER EMAIL JOiN
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macdonalds is hiring
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06-22-2004, 06:05 PM
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Omaha Hi/Lo
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TONIGHT's GFY POKER PASSWORD IS: stealthisgallery.com
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06-22-2004, 06:08 PM
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06-22-2004, 06:09 PM
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yep 
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06-22-2004, 06:29 PM
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This thread confuses me.
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I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. |
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06-22-2004, 06:31 PM
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06-22-2004, 06:31 PM
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