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This Classic thread from Spacedog made me bust a gut!: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=51054
Titled: "Let's ruin an ICQ spammers day.... " I feel like being rotten... I fucking hate icq spam... just got this one... lets all fuck with him & ruin his fucking day...... here's the icq chat I just had..... figured I'd fuck with him a bit.. -------------------------------------- ICQ History Log For: 149888047 149888047 Started on Sat Feb 16 00:52:12 2002 -------------------------------------- 149888047 2/16/02 12:21 AM You were saying you were looking for Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears pictures http://www.celebrity4.com/cele209/ There's also Jennifer lopez, and Angelina Jolie, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth nude! I know they are awsome! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:22 AM Hey fuckwad.. You are spamming & I have logged your IP.. I will notify ICQ & your ISP of your spamming activities.. I will also be in touch with your hosting provider & have notified http://spamcop.net 149888047 2/16/02 12:23 AM Sorry, never mind... I didn't think you will be so disappointed... Spacedog 2/16/02 12:23 AM too fucking late... this is the office of the united states federal trade commission 149888047 2/16/02 12:23 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:24 AM I have just emailed your sponsor, celeb-dollars.. You have violated their TOS & as a result, your account will be deleted.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:24 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:27 AM spamming is illegal.. Expect a knock on your door.. FTC agents are on their way.. Good day Julius.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:27 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:27 AM 189819 South Main Street At 22d Rochester, NY 14482 US 149888047 2/16/02 12:27 AM i'm thinking about it Spacedog 2/16/02 12:29 AM I'm on the phone with CaveCreek.. Kiss your websites goodbye.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:29 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:33 AM Maybe after you see the damage done, this will teach you a fucking lesson boy.. Your sites will be shut down within 24 hours, your isp will be shutting you down as well, & ICQ is deactivating your account & IP blocking you.. and last , the most painful of all is that the FTC is enroute to you...LOL! 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM hello..JULIUS! 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM don't expect a check from celeb-dollars either.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM um I suppose not... Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM safesurfing my as... 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM we have a good drink %))) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:35 AM safesurfing to a 404 near you.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:35 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:35 AM Must be a damn ugly girl with a name Julius.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:35 AM I'm Erika, from Texas Spacedog 2/16/02 12:36 AM You are Julius, from Rochester NY! I just emailed apic...You are violating ROP!! 149888047 2/16/02 12:36 AM If you look here http://celebrityskank.com/cele209/ I'm there Spacedog 2/16/02 12:39 AM You are the skank!! 149888047 2/16/02 12:39 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:41 AM one who just lost their hosting services & one who just had their account revoked at celeb-dollars, one who is getting an internet shut off first thing in the morning, one who cant icq after tommorow .. one who has the FTC coming.. one who just broke a couple of laws..SPAM & ROP! 149888047 2/16/02 12:41 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:41 AM http://www.spamcop.net 149888047 2/16/02 12:41 AM its brand new! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:42 AM It's 404 soon..lol 149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM why ask someone who wouldn't know?? Spacedog 2/16/02 12:43 AM you obviously dont know, do you..lol 149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:43 AM OK.. LOONY!! 149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM what is yor name ? Spacedog 2/16/02 12:44 AM Ashxxxxx 149888047 2/16/02 12:44 AM yes very... Spacedog 2/16/02 12:46 AM Hey, fuck off! 149888047 2/16/02 12:46 AM i'm thinking about it Spacedog 2/16/02 12:47 AM thinking about what.. how your gonna pick up the soap without getting butt raped! 149888047 2/16/02 12:47 AM If you look here http://celebrityskank.com/cele209/ I'm there |
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster". Gently he takes her hand and says, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ...........he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY " |
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Here is the original but he forgot about the proper makeup :1orglaugh
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Back when i was about 7 years old, my mom used to drive this little Suzuki van. Me being a huge fan of Mr T and the A-Team decided it'd be a great idea to jump out of the sliding side door while we were pulling into the driveway just like the A-Team did a few times. So i start humming the tune and slide open the door and leap. My mother has no idea what's going on. I fall over, and my arm lands under the car somehow and *bump* she drives over me.
Luckily, the thing was so light that it barely even hurt, let alone break bones or anything. But i always find it amusing looking back at it. http://hadess.net/files/ not-mine/a-team/mrt2.gif JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY |
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