$500 poem contest winner - GoFuckYourself.com

Lensman · 03-05-2001, 01:10 AM

OK, I think the users of this board should judge the winner.

So, any full user (over 100 posts), vote for the winner. You can't vote for yourself.

Submissions are on netpond and the one with the most votes, well you get the idea.

ace0r · 03-05-2001, 07:35 AM

i vote for itchy his poem kicked asssssssss

stangster · 03-05-2001, 08:22 AM

What's the criteria for judging?

Just plain 'ol regular prejudice?

And do I REALLY have to go thru that confusing, eye hurting, scrolling hell, non-ergonomic bbs?

sKiTz · 03-05-2001, 09:37 AM

Have to agree... Itchy put the most work in, and came up with kickass poetics.

Jamdin · 03-05-2001, 10:01 AM

Itchy gets my vote.

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Wizzo · 03-05-2001, 10:12 AM

Lightning's poem gets my vote

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Tanker · 03-05-2001, 10:17 AM

I liked lightnings poem that was cool

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MrCockTale · 03-05-2001, 10:40 AM

Lightning

Now give me that $50 man

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wiZd0m · 03-05-2001, 10:49 AM

Lightning gets my vote 8)

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Babagirls · 03-05-2001, 10:50 AM

3 votes for Itchy
3 votes for Lighning

WoW...close race you guys!

GOOD LUCK

Did my poem suck THAT BAD???

LOL

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stangster · 03-05-2001, 11:01 AM

Icthy should be wtiting instead of pimping. That was some piece...

He gets my vote.

lol Did you guys see that Lensilla Ice one? That was funnier than shit...haha!

Tam · 03-05-2001, 11:45 AM

Lightning has my vote.......

I break the tie? LOL

now let go of my fucking arm man......... shit!!!!!! You've about twisted it off. LMAO I am teasing you.... but I do like Lightning's best.

Tam

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Hazen · 03-05-2001, 01:16 PM

Yo Lightning! That poem rocked.
Add one on for the man.

Babagirls · 03-05-2001, 01:41 PM

And the score is....

Itchy: 4
Lightning: 6

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HQ · 03-05-2001, 01:55 PM

sorry lightning! i liked them both but i'm voting for itchy!

And the score is....

Itchy: 5
Lightning: 6

(correct me if i'm wrong)

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Tam · 03-05-2001, 02:32 PM

Nope.... HQ, you can't vote... you have only 90 posts.. you have to have 100..... LOL

Lightning 6
itchy 4

Tam

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wizardmerlin · 03-05-2001, 02:48 PM

I will vote for Itchy.

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Rose · 03-05-2001, 03:09 PM

I vote for Lighting

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HQ · 03-05-2001, 03:46 PM

motherfucker!

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam:
Nope.... HQ, you can't vote... you have only 90 posts.. you have to have 100..... LOL

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Lensman · 03-05-2001, 03:55 PM

Someone should post both entries here, so we can vote without hunting them down.

Techie Media · 03-05-2001, 04:29 PM

OK I posted this on netpond (Excluding the P.S.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Joe'e never screwed me, and he's never screwed you.

You visit his sites, and sit back and gander, then you open your mouths and shit out some slander.

Joe is so nice, he's even so fair, How can you argue, Just how do you dare.

Joe has a great site, I see them at night, If they don't get you hard, Then you just aint right.

Lensman oh Lensman, have no fear, your loyal true friends will always be here.

We will vouch for your program till the bitter end, Amateur Page hits we will always send.

Your program is the tops in our book, We tell all who will listen, to go have a look. Joe your the best, and in no way a crook.

Promoting your sites is a whole lot of fun, they convert like a mofo, and are second to none.

So listen my friends while I make this point clear, Don't bad mouth lensman, Don't even dare!

So if your looking for a sponsor who won't screw you on the net, Amateur Pages is a sure fire bet.

P.S.
Oh wait I must add this Amy has something to say, Your programs the best, and you always do pay.

However, as I walk down the highway, laptop in hand, I have no new truck, "I Just Don't Understand"

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Itchy · 03-05-2001, 04:35 PM

The adult webmaster force is not at ease
The someone has let out the killer bee's
And they are going to bring Bradley Shaw back to his knees
begging "Please Tanya still likes these".

Once again Bradley will take his licks and his kicks
just like when he was a snot on Y-not

They told him to go back to sucking his mommy's titties.
Cause this was a grown-ups board and not for kiddies

This won't bring you any more clicks.
We all of us know your just a prick
that likes to lick dicks and
this is just some more of your tricks.

Brad will Try as hard as he must
because his Amateur Beaver is just a bust!
And We all know that The Great Lensman is the one to trust,
He likes girls that have big busts, just like the rest of us.

)

Then there's the one that took off like a snail
do any of you remember a program called teen mail???
Brad was quick to bail because he knew he was going to fail!!

And I know you all remember the time when everyone was going blind?
Mr.Shaw said to himself this time they won't leave me behind!!!

But even Doing his best he still couldn't keep up with the rest ;o((
Because even with his best crap traffic it was less then the rest ;o((

The dumb hick he must have thought they were going to click,
But they won't click even if you beat them with a stick!!!
So he had to think very very quick
he didn't want to be caught playing with his stick dick

Crap traffic has now been long gone and still we sing this song
Another one down another one gone Bradley Shaw has always been wrong!!!

Then 12clicks came along singing his very, very, merry song, and it
wasn't long before he sung "Bradley Shaw put away your dong!!!
your are taking way to fucking long, move along, move along"

Then Showing Bradley Shaw where he had gone wrong
He bought the programs for a song then it wasn't very long
before 12clicks had them sailing along to the beat of his new song"
Bradley Shaw takes way to fucking long
so I bought them for a song now look at them move along

Think hard and think right do you remember the big fight?
It's the one that made Brady so fucking mady!!!

It was with Serge Magoo who also like to play in pooh

)

He promised to fuck little Bradley with a broken broom stick very badly!!!
knowing that his dick was no match for the mighty stick,
Bradley Shaw was trying to think quick
and he forgot all about his little stick dick.

He didn't have a clue what to do so he filled his pants full with pooh!!!
Then because he was still very new he screamed at Serge Magoo
"You stay Away from me cause I'll sue I'll sue I'll sue"
As he ran away going boo hoo hoo ;o(((
I'm going to tell my mommy on you ;o(

Bradley Shaw your Internet programs are so funny

))
Cause with The Great Lensman I make way more fucking money!!!

So you go ahead and eat your little lobster,
Thinking that your some kinda great Mobster

Now with this all said and done,
We still think your a piece of fucking cow dung.

Lensman has stuck by us,through thick and thin!!!
Where the fuck have you been???

You have tried to put yourself so high up on the shelve now you can!!!

GOFUCKYOURSELF
.com of course

dropped9 · 03-05-2001, 06:08 PM

My vote goes to lightning! :0)

I think he is trying to ask lens on a date.... anyone else notice that?

hehehe

Rukas tonight! 9 PM EST

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stangster · 03-05-2001, 06:29 PM

Am I the only one that thought this one was funny? It's my 3rd choice

Cash Cash baby (Lensman Mix) - by Hypo

(To be sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice)

Yo Netponders, Let's kick it!

Cash Cash Baby
Cash Cash Baby

Alright stop, Collaborate it's no scam
Lensman's back with a brand new program
Something, grabs the surfer tightly
Flows through the crap banners daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I dont know
Converting like hell and recurring more
Every-new-day the cash flows heavily
Making me rich and rich is so devilly
Come lets rush to the programs that work
They're killing com-pe-ti-tion that are just humbug
Deadly, when I see the checks everyday
Anything less than a grand, No way!
Love it dont leave it, you keep gaining, hey
Newbies and oldies, but cheaters no way!
If there's a problem Lensman'll solve it
Join in the fun while the CJs revolve it

Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)

Gemini · 03-05-2001, 07:52 PM

Lightning for our vote. Shouldn't stoop to name calling Itchy!

aprilkorova · 03-05-2001, 08:03 PM

I'm just bummed that as a devoted GFY poster, my vote doesn't count

Oh well I'll try not to feel ostracized

I'll be at a 100 soon and then I guess I count LOL

oscer · 03-05-2001, 10:35 PM

I like Lightnings

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Lensman · 03-06-2001, 10:57 AM

OK, Lightning's the winner! Congrats.

Tanker will send your prize.

No more voting.

Bexman · 03-06-2001, 05:00 PM

Hey the one stangster posted was the best!!!
OK, not as long, but Vanilla Ice Style Kicks ass....

{[If there was a problem yo i saw it]}
...nice nice baby to blow....

[This message has been edited by Bexman (edited 03-06-2001).]

Matjoulis · 03-06-2001, 07:00 PM

i lay upon the dewy grass of a midsummer's night, awakening from my slumber
gazing upon the sleepy stars of nothingness
thinking empty thoughts of joy and sorrow
my eyes wide with amazement and curiosity
each breath timeless
the gentle breeze blowing over my bare skinned chest
lifting me higher
the night's atmosphere forms
the soothing sound of silence
with no regret of unspoken words
only the despair of forgotten thoughts
with darkness awaiting once more
there's nothing to be done
for only the one who finds peace within themselves
will know how to handle the near deathly rejection of the coldest soul
the ignorant decision of your only true loved one
will shatter your heart like a fragile piece of crystal
once beautiful, now broken
never give your heart to anyone<HR>

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Hypo · 03-06-2001, 07:53 PM

Ack! I dont believe I lost!! And here I was thinking its such an unfair competition, me a semi-pro against amateurs. Well, at last some of you liked it.

Hypo · 03-06-2001, 08:00 PM

'At least', I meant, not 'at last'.

03-05-2001, 01:10 AM	#1
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	$500 poem contest winner OK, I think the users of this board should judge the winner. So, any full user (over 100 posts), vote for the winner. You can't vote for yourself. Submissions are on netpond and the one with the most votes, well you get the idea.

03-06-2001, 07:00 PM	#30
Matjoulis Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Falconer, NY Posts: 2	i lay upon the dewy grass of a midsummer's night, awakening from my slumber gazing upon the sleepy stars of nothingness thinking empty thoughts of joy and sorrow my eyes wide with amazement and curiosity each breath timeless the gentle breeze blowing over my bare skinned chest lifting me higher the night's atmosphere forms the soothing sound of silence with no regret of unspoken words only the despair of forgotten thoughts with darkness awaiting once more there's nothing to be done for only the one who finds peace within themselves will know how to handle the near deathly rejection of the coldest soul the ignorant decision of your only true loved one will shatter your heart like a fragile piece of crystal once beautiful, now broken never give your heart to anyone<HR> <center></p></center>

03-05-2001, 07:35 AM	#2
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	i vote for itchy his poem kicked asssssssss

03-05-2001, 08:22 AM	#3
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	What's the criteria for judging? Just plain 'ol regular prejudice? And do I REALLY have to go thru that confusing, eye hurting, scrolling hell, non-ergonomic bbs?

03-05-2001, 09:37 AM	#4
sKiTz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hutchinson Island, FL, USA Posts: 244	Have to agree... Itchy put the most work in, and came up with kickass poetics.

03-05-2001, 10:01 AM	#5
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Itchy gets my vote. ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

03-05-2001, 10:12 AM	#6
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Lightning's poem gets my vote ------------------ GFY RULES!

03-05-2001, 10:17 AM	#7
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	I liked lightnings poem that was cool ------------------ Tanker

03-05-2001, 10:40 AM	#8
MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	Lightning Now give me that $50 man ------------------ Life's a bitch

03-05-2001, 10:49 AM	#9
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Lightning gets my vote 8) ------------------ wiZd0m [This message has been edited by wiZd0m (edited 03-05-2001).]

03-05-2001, 10:50 AM	#10
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	3 votes for Itchy 3 votes for Lighning WoW...close race you guys! GOOD LUCK Did my poem suck THAT BAD??? LOL ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

03-05-2001, 11:01 AM	#11
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	Icthy should be wtiting instead of pimping. That was some piece... He gets my vote. lol Did you guys see that Lensilla Ice one? That was funnier than shit...haha!

03-05-2001, 11:45 AM	#12
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,523	Lightning has my vote....... I break the tie? LOL now let go of my fucking arm man......... shit!!!!!! You've about twisted it off. LMAO I am teasing you.... but I do like Lightning's best. Tam ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!

03-05-2001, 01:16 PM	#13
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	Yo Lightning! That poem rocked. Add one on for the man.

03-05-2001, 01:41 PM	#14
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	And the score is.... Itchy: 4 Lightning: 6 ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

03-05-2001, 01:55 PM	#15
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	sorry lightning! i liked them both but i'm voting for itchy! And the score is.... Itchy: 5 Lightning: 6 (correct me if i'm wrong) ------------------ HQ

03-05-2001, 02:32 PM	#16
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,523	Nope.... HQ, you can't vote... you have only 90 posts.. you have to have 100..... LOL Lightning 6 itchy 4 Tam ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!

03-05-2001, 02:48 PM	#17
wizardmerlin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Porncity Sewers Posts: 418	I will vote for Itchy. ------------------ These Guys are solid, and pay every week. Direct Deposit! $10 MIN

03-05-2001, 03:09 PM	#18
Rose Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ON,Canada Posts: 1,456	I vote for Lighting ------------------ Submit your free sites for free traffic

03-05-2001, 03:55 PM	#20
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Someone should post both entries here, so we can vote without hunting them down.

03-05-2001, 04:29 PM	#21
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	OK I posted this on netpond (Excluding the P.S.) Roses are red, violets are blue, Joe'e never screwed me, and he's never screwed you. You visit his sites, and sit back and gander, then you open your mouths and shit out some slander. Joe is so nice, he's even so fair, How can you argue, Just how do you dare. Joe has a great site, I see them at night, If they don't get you hard, Then you just aint right. Lensman oh Lensman, have no fear, your loyal true friends will always be here. We will vouch for your program till the bitter end, Amateur Page hits we will always send. Your program is the tops in our book, We tell all who will listen, to go have a look. Joe your the best, and in no way a crook. Promoting your sites is a whole lot of fun, they convert like a mofo, and are second to none. So listen my friends while I make this point clear, Don't bad mouth lensman, Don't even dare! So if your looking for a sponsor who won't screw you on the net, Amateur Pages is a sure fire bet. P.S. Oh wait I must add this Amy has something to say, Your programs the best, and you always do pay. However, as I walk down the highway, laptop in hand, I have no new truck, "I Just Don't Understand" ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting

03-05-2001, 04:35 PM	#22
Itchy Datetronix.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chill-A-Wack BC Posts: 6,525	The adult webmaster force is not at ease The someone has let out the killer bee's And they are going to bring Bradley Shaw back to his knees begging "Please Tanya still likes these". Once again Bradley will take his licks and his kicks just like when he was a snot on Y-not They told him to go back to sucking his mommy's titties. Cause this was a grown-ups board and not for kiddies This won't bring you any more clicks. We all of us know your just a prick that likes to lick dicks and this is just some more of your tricks. Brad will Try as hard as he must because his Amateur Beaver is just a bust! And We all know that The Great Lensman is the one to trust, He likes girls that have big busts, just like the rest of us. ) Then there's the one that took off like a snail do any of you remember a program called teen mail??? Brad was quick to bail because he knew he was going to fail!! And I know you all remember the time when everyone was going blind? Mr.Shaw said to himself this time they won't leave me behind!!! But even Doing his best he still couldn't keep up with the rest ;o(( Because even with his best crap traffic it was less then the rest ;o(( The dumb hick he must have thought they were going to click, But they won't click even if you beat them with a stick!!! So he had to think very very quick he didn't want to be caught playing with his stick dick Crap traffic has now been long gone and still we sing this song Another one down another one gone Bradley Shaw has always been wrong!!! Then 12clicks came along singing his very, very, merry song, and it wasn't long before he sung "Bradley Shaw put away your dong!!! your are taking way to fucking long, move along, move along" Then Showing Bradley Shaw where he had gone wrong He bought the programs for a song then it wasn't very long before 12clicks had them sailing along to the beat of his new song" Bradley Shaw takes way to fucking long so I bought them for a song now look at them move along Think hard and think right do you remember the big fight? It's the one that made Brady so fucking mady!!! It was with Serge Magoo who also like to play in pooh ) He promised to fuck little Bradley with a broken broom stick very badly!!! knowing that his dick was no match for the mighty stick, Bradley Shaw was trying to think quick and he forgot all about his little stick dick. He didn't have a clue what to do so he filled his pants full with pooh!!! Then because he was still very new he screamed at Serge Magoo "You stay Away from me cause I'll sue I'll sue I'll sue" As he ran away going boo hoo hoo ;o((( I'm going to tell my mommy on you ;o( Bradley Shaw your Internet programs are so funny )) Cause with The Great Lensman I make way more fucking money!!! So you go ahead and eat your little lobster, Thinking that your some kinda great Mobster Now with this all said and done, We still think your a piece of fucking cow dung. Lensman has stuck by us,through thick and thin!!! Where the fuck have you been??? You have tried to put yourself so high up on the shelve now you can!!! GOFUCKYOURSELF .com of course

03-05-2001, 06:08 PM	#23
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	My vote goes to lightning! :0) I think he is trying to ask lens on a date.... anyone else notice that? hehehe Rukas tonight! 9 PM EST \| V ------------------ Hey want some rukas? Goto http://www.plrradio.com

03-05-2001, 06:29 PM	#24
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	Am I the only one that thought this one was funny? It's my 3rd choice Cash Cash baby (Lensman Mix) - by Hypo (To be sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice) Yo Netponders, Let's kick it! Cash Cash Baby Cash Cash Baby Alright stop, Collaborate it's no scam Lensman's back with a brand new program Something, grabs the surfer tightly Flows through the crap banners daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I dont know Converting like hell and recurring more Every-new-day the cash flows heavily Making me rich and rich is so devilly Come lets rush to the programs that work They're killing com-pe-ti-tion that are just humbug Deadly, when I see the checks everyday Anything less than a grand, No way! Love it dont leave it, you keep gaining, hey Newbies and oldies, but cheaters no way! If there's a problem Lensman'll solve it Join in the fun while the CJs revolve it Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)

03-05-2001, 07:52 PM	#25
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Lightning for our vote. Shouldn't stoop to name calling Itchy!

03-05-2001, 08:03 PM	#26
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	I'm just bummed that as a devoted GFY poster, my vote doesn't count Oh well I'll try not to feel ostracized I'll be at a 100 soon and then I guess I count LOL

03-05-2001, 10:35 PM	#27
oscer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,834	I like Lightnings ------------------ Stynk Adult Freehost

03-06-2001, 10:57 AM	#28
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	OK, Lightning's the winner! Congrats. Tanker will send your prize. No more voting.

03-06-2001, 05:00 PM	#29
Bexman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cologne, germany Posts: 105	Hey the one stangster posted was the best!!! OK, not as long, but Vanilla Ice Style Kicks ass.... {[If there was a problem yo i saw it]} ...nice nice baby to blow.... [This message has been edited by Bexman (edited 03-06-2001).]

03-06-2001, 07:53 PM	#31
Hypo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,104	Ack! I dont believe I lost!! And here I was thinking its such an unfair competition, me a semi-pro against amateurs. Well, at last some of you liked it.

03-06-2001, 08:00 PM	#32
Hypo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,104	'At least', I meant, not 'at last'.