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Old 03-04-2001, 10:38 AM   #1
Itchy
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My poem to Brad on netpond

The adult webmaster force is not at ease
The someone has let out the killer bee's
And they are going to bring Bradley Shaw back to his knees
begging "Please Tanya still likes these".

Once again Bradley will take his licks and his kicks
just like when he was a snot on Y-not

They told him to go back to sucking his mommy's titties.
Cause this was a grown-ups board and not for kiddies


This won't bring you any more clicks.
We all of us know your just a prick
that likes to lick dicks and
this is just some more of your tricks.

Brad will Try as hard as he must
because his Amateur Beaver is just a bust!
And We all know that The Great Lensman is the one to trust,
He likes girls that have big busts, just like the rest of us. )


Then there's the one that took off like a snail
do any of you remember a program called teen mail???
Brad was quick to bail because he knew he was going to fail!!


And I know you all remember the time when everyone was going blind?
Mr.Shaw said to himself this time they won't leave me behind!!!

But even Doing his best he still couldn't keep up with the rest ;o((
Because even with his best crap traffic it was less then the rest ;o((


The dumb hick he must have thought they were going to click,
But they won't click even if you beat them with a stick!!!
So he had to think very very quick
he didn't want to be caught playing with his stick dick

Crap traffic has now been long gone and still we sing this song
Another one down another one gone Bradley Shaw has always been wrong!!!


Then 12clicks came along singing his very, very, merry song, and it
wasn't long before he sung "Bradley Shaw put away your dong!!!
your are taking way to fucking long, move along, move along"

Then Showing Bradley Shaw where he had gone wrong
He bought the programs for a song then it wasn't very long
before 12clicks had them sailing along to the beat of his new song"
Bradley Shaw takes way to fucking long
so I bought them for a song now look at them move along

Think hard and think right do you remember the big fight?
It's the one that made Brady so fucking mady!!!

It was with Serge Magoo who also like to play in pooh )

He promised to fuck little Bradley with a broken broom stick very badly!!!
knowing that his dick was no match for the mighty stick,
Bradley Shaw was trying to think quick
and he forgot all about his little stick dick.

He didn't have a clue what to do so he filled his pants full with pooh!!!
Then because he was still very new he screamed at Serge Magoo
"You stay Away from me cause I'll sue I'll sue I'll sue"
As he ran away going boo hoo hoo ;o(((
I'm going to tell my mommy on you ;o(


Bradley Shaw your Internet programs are so funny ))
Cause with The Great Lensman I make way more fucking money!!!


So you go ahead and eat your little lobster,
Thinking that your some kinda great Mobster


Now with this all said and done,
We still think your a piece of fucking cow dung.


Lensman has stuck by us,through thick and thin!!!
Where the fuck have you been???


You have tried to put yourself so high up on the shelve now you can!!!


GOFUCKYOURSELF
.com of course

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Old 03-04-2001, 12:19 PM   #2
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LOLOL VERY cool, Dude!!!

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Old 03-04-2001, 12:22 PM   #3
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Wow, you deserve the money.

And I thought I was going to win with :

"Roses are Red Violets are...FUCK OFF!!"
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Old 03-05-2001, 10:31 PM   #4
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My poem would not have been so nice...

I see that I'm not alone.

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-- thefly.net
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